Posted June 27, 2021 I tried to post an image, but I’m challenged. So I’ll describe it. — A pop bottle says, “Break me for one year of bad luck.” A mirror says, “Break me for seven years of bad luck.” A condom says, “Amateurs!” 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 14, 2022 Three bulls stand on a hill over looking their herd of cows. They are discussing the rumor that the rancher has hired a new bull when a trailer pulls up and unloads a huge bull. They old bull and mature bull resignedly say, “Well, I guess he can cover any of my cows.” But the young bull starts pawing the ground and snorting to beat the band. The old bull asks, “Are you planning to fight that?” The young bull replies, “Hell no! I just want to be sure he knows I’m a bull.” 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 17, 2022 He! How to use a Condom? She! Rip it, Grip it, Roll it and Dip it 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 22, 2022 Medical College Professor to a girl student : "Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size...?" Girl Student : "Sir I can't answer this question, it's too embarrassing... Professor asked the same question to a male student. Male Student : "It's the Pupil of a human eye..." Professor : "Correct." Then Professor turned to the female student and said : "Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high... 5 times is too much. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 23, 2022 18 hours ago, Sven Hertzog said: Medical College Professor to a girl student : "Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size...?" Girl Student : "Sir I can't answer this question, it's too embarrassing... Professor asked the same question to a male student. Male Student : "It's the Pupil of a human eye..." Professor : "Correct." Then Professor turned to the female student and said : "Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high... 5 times is too much. Great 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2022 On 3/22/2022 at 7:17 AM, Sven Hertzog said: Medical College Professor to a girl student : "Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size...?" Girl Student : "Sir I can't answer this question, it's too embarrassing... Professor asked the same question to a male student. Male Student : "It's the Pupil of a human eye..." Professor : "Correct." Then Professor turned to the female student and said : "Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high... 5 times is too much. I have reason to believe it is not just female students that would get this wrong?! 😂😂 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites