Posted April 18, 2013 During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says: "Your heart,lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor: "No! No! Don't remove your clothes... Just stick out your tongue!" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 18, 2013 The mixologist asks the lady sitting at his bar if he should pour her another drink " no thank you, if I don't stop now, I will have leg problems", the lady tells him. " oh yeah? What is wrong with your legs? Do they start hurting you? " " no, they start opening. .." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 18, 2013 This big rap star goes to the dentist. The dentist is exasperated " why are you here man? I changed all ur teeths to 24k gold, there's no room left to put more gold in your mouth. .." " well, doc, thats the problem! I need you to install an ADT Security system, because they are trying to rob me. .." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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