Posted December 14, 2012 She was standing in the kitchen, preparing soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all--right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 14, 2012 wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in. That seems a little overdressed for just sleeping, dontcha think? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 14, 2012 great one Jerry. that literally made me lol. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 14, 2012 I tell her that all the time.... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 15, 2012 She was standing in the kitchen, preparing soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all--right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken." After 10 seconds those eggs are going to be a little runny. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
