Posted June 11, 2012 I was telling a girl at the bar about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts. "Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try." After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience. "Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?" "Yesterday?" I replied. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 11, 2012 I have often thought about becoming a breast inspector when I retire. Read about some guy doing this in Florida a few years ago. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2012 That shit is funny. You know the greatest thing about being a simple man is getting your day made with simple jokes. Man I love my life. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2012 You found a cleaver way to cop a feel haha. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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