SexyElise

Everyone has heard that "more than a mouthful is excess"...but do you agree? Does that apply to both breasts and penises?

Isn't that what marriage is all about? Sex free of passion? Sex free of intimacy? For those in happy marriages with good sex...I think you are to be celebrated because you are the exceptions...rather than the rule. Free sex!! What a JOKE! Sex is rarely free...it costs something one way or another almost every time. So the next time you think you're getting something for nothing...think again! And then there's "budget" sex...you only see providers you can "afford"...in a certain price range. Do those who enjoy "budget" sex ever wonder what the "expensive variety" is like? When I eat at McDonalds I enjoy budget food. When I dine at the Broadmore (or any other 5 star location) I enjoy the "expensive variety" and all that includes...like better service, higher quality food, finer atmosphere...etc...there are no free lunches at the Broadmore. You get what you pay for! Good luck finding free sex!!! I'd love to hear about any free sex anyone thinks they've discovered!

I just read something in a thread about the age of providers that 2Big posted...about age and having a loose pussy. Hmmmmmmm:cool: Does age have anything to do with how loose or tight one's pussy is? I personally don't think so. Just like loose ass holes...I think they are genetic. Some folks have VERY loose ass holes and really enjoy anal sex as a result. Some folks have tight "do not enter" type ass holes and don't enjoy anal sex because it hurts. This I understand. This is just physical and I don't think loose ass holes are caused because those having them have bigger shits. When it comes to a loose pussy...I'm curious. Do they stretch out after reapeated use? Mine hasn't...but that doesn't mean they don't. I know they shrink back after giving birth to a child so I would think they have some "spandex" genetically built in. What causes a loose pussy? Can one be repaired? Thanks, 2Big, for bringing it up and causing me to question:D

Who knew? Thanks muchly;)

You're a gem! I adore your quote above...for me it is very true!! Money will never buy what's really important in life...never, never, EVER!! I've been rich and I've been poor...now I'm happy. Now I'm horney.... Now I wish I could have some free sex...

Thanks, navybulldog68! Your point is very well taken! I must admit that in my darkest days walking Nevada and Colfax that the men who picked me up got the deal of a lifetime for only $20!!! I know that $100 girls give it there all...and for whatever reason they feel a need to charge a bit less...it doesn't mean they are "less-than" in any way. I know when I used to charge $100 I gave it my all...as I all ways do. Yes, you get what you pay for...but does the guy that just spent $1,000 for an overnight "feel" like he got his money's worth? I sure hope so, is all I can say!! Is a $1,000 nut better than a $1 nut? Depends on who you ask... "Just as good" is a relative judgement...I'm not sure I agree...but that's what's nice about TOB. We don't all have to agree about everything...thank goodness!

Anywhere, USA!! Kind of like "if you build it, they will come"...if you travel...they will cum!

You GO girl!! Spot on response!

Like a river...it just keeps on flowing!

Love and light to you, too, pfunk! I'm sure you were my mother in a previous lifetime!

Ever have the feeling you've "been there, done that" before? That deja vu thing? I am convinced I've been "in the biz" in previous lifetimes. A geisha, a conquebine (sp?), a trollip, a flapper, a floozie...a saloon girl, a harem girl...or boy?! How 'bout you? Do you ever feel this isn't your first rodeo?

Yes...and there's a reason few have responded. Some just don't "get it"...which is interesting in and of itself. Intellectually challenged? You're in the right place here on TOB!!

< Snip > Yes, I prefer to grow hair between my legs...not on them...or under my arms. I don't like friction rash there...I have sensitive skin so it's happier when I let it grow. I get biz because I have a bush and I don't get biz for the same reason. Since we're on the subject of natural bushes I have a confession to make. Mine is not exactly all natural. And as I age I prefer to add a little color as well...when I die the hair on my head I use a bit of it below...not to many like a bush to begin with and a grey bush??? Even fewer.... So now you know the rest of the story...;)

Wouldn't it be funny if advertising pics had a scratch n sniff option so one could preview how they smell ahead of time? The tuna type might attract a few but I doubt the anchovie variety would!! LOL!!

Clap on, clap off...the clapper! LOL!! Tight, huh?!

Good point! They'd be so hot they'd need refrigeration?!...or not...?! I often smell the ads in magazines for perfume...they all smell like bug spray IMO... Scratch n sniff on the butt? Ewwwww!!

OMG! What if folks could scratch n sniff on my smile and smell my dragon breath....YIKES!!

Hadn't thought of this senerio! Thanks for sharing! I agree with Holly and Wendy! Variety is a VERY good thing...big or small...I like em all!

Yeppers! Sometimes when my mouth gets tired I like to use my hand as well...with or without lube. That's where this question comes in... WOW!!! GREAT responses! Such detail... Sure wish I could have a BJ right now...wish I had a dick at times like these:D

I'm in a curious mood this morning decided to throw out a few BJ questions for the board. Here goes... 1. What do you consider a "bad" blow job? 2. What's your record length for blow job duration? 3. Does it matter to you who is giving the blow job or is it strictly physical? 4. Do you mind if the person giving it is male or female? 5. If the person giving the BJ is male, does it "feel" any different to you than if that person were female? 6. Do you enjoy a little hand work at the same time as your BJ. 7. Do you like your balls sucked or played with during your BJ? 8. Can the person giving the BJ fit both your balls in their mouth at the same time? (This is the "big cahone" {sp?} test) 9. Do you like teeth used during your BJ? 10. Do you like your BJ fast or slow, hard or soft? 11. Do you perfer lube used during your BJ or not. 12. What do you consider a "good" BJ? 13. Have you ever fallen asleep while getting a BJ? 14. Where is the hottest spot you've ever been given a BJ? 15. What is the most public BJ you've ever given or gotten. I look forward to reading your answers to any and or all of these questions. This has the potential to be an awesome thread...IMHO...and I might even learn a thing or two! Love and Light and wonderful BJs to all those who can recieve them today. Sure wish I could...they seem like SO much FUN!!

What's the difference between men having anal sex with each other and women using toys on men? Is it "gay" for a man to enjoy anal play? Why do some men bash gays when they themselves enjoy anal play? I realize being gay and enjoying anal sensations are two entirely different topics...but I think there is a double standard at play in some way. Your thoughts?

Great responses (except for 2Big... LOL!!) Very interesting! I'm glad I'm not the only older lady who believes she is tighter now than "back in the day". I think all the sex, excercise and belly dancing I do helps...but what do I know?! I do know that it's very good to be a myth buster here on TOB!! It's a myth that older ladies have looser pussies and it's a myth that BBWs have tighter pussies...also a myth that young is tight...or petite = tight...it's one of those YMMV deals I do believe!! Anyone PREFER a loose pussy?? I seriously doubt it...it would be a major bummer to have a pussy so loose a tampex won't stay put....eeewwweww...never mind:cool: Then there us tight pussy gals who sometimes lose condoms inside because we squeeze so tight...at least that's my excuse:)...but this is a loose pussy thread, not a tight pussy thread...so I'll just leave it at that:D

Lively and interesting responses! Good question about BJs Leigh... Yes, there's a double standard but I think the sex question...about the sex of the person recieving and the person doing the stimulation...brings up interesting responses. Yes, one set of lips is the same as the next...as is one person using a dildo on another...but to the person receiving if the person giving is not of the oposite sex it brings up all sorts of "what's right and what's wrong" types of cultural and societal questions IMHO. I'm bi and totally enjoy both men and women...but for some reason I have reservations about bi men or gay men...and I still don't know what that's all about. For me it's all well and good to play with toys for men with men...but when I see two men together in the act I get wierded out a bit...that's just me. And then there was the guy who thought asphalt was a rectal disease:eek:

LOL! Sounds SO familiar... Great pic, Boink36! Do you give the dog a scent from a pair of dirty panties to send him on his search? Teehee... Long boring road trips have become less boring while listening to books on tape from the library...lame, I know, but entertaining when I get tired of the toughts in my head, the chatter on the radio or the same old cd's I've listened and sung along to a million times...I also enjoy watching the storms in the distance... My last long roadtrip to Nebraska was punctuated by an owl dive bombing my car at dusk...it was awesome! And sometimes, in those podunky little towns, you meet the most interesting people. Many would make a great episode of "My Name Is Earl"...funny folks in out of the way places...always fun to find! Glad you made it home safe, girlfriend!

LOL! Now why would I want to do THAT??