SexyElise

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About SexyElise

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  1. Wyoming?

    Who knew? Thanks muchly;)
  2. Free Sex!!!

    You're a gem! I adore your quote above...for me it is very true!! Money will never buy what's really important in life...never, never, EVER!! I've been rich and I've been poor...now I'm happy. Now I'm horney.... Now I wish I could have some free sex...
  3. Free Sex!!!

    Thanks, navybulldog68! Your point is very well taken! I must admit that in my darkest days walking Nevada and Colfax that the men who picked me up got the deal of a lifetime for only $20!!! I know that $100 girls give it there all...and for whatever reason they feel a need to charge a bit less...it doesn't mean they are "less-than" in any way. I know when I used to charge $100 I gave it my all...as I all ways do. Yes, you get what you pay for...but does the guy that just spent $1,000 for an overnight "feel" like he got his money's worth? I sure hope so, is all I can say!! Is a $1,000 nut better than a $1 nut? Depends on who you ask... "Just as good" is a relative judgement...I'm not sure I agree...but that's what's nice about TOB. We don't all have to agree about everything...thank goodness!
  4. Wyoming?

    Anywhere, USA!! Kind of like "if you build it, they will come"...if you travel...they will cum!
  5. You GO girl!! Spot on response!
  6. Like a river...it just keeps on flowing!
  7. Free Sex!!!

    Isn't that what marriage is all about? Sex free of passion? Sex free of intimacy? For those in happy marriages with good sex...I think you are to be celebrated because you are the exceptions...rather than the rule. Free sex!! What a JOKE! Sex is rarely free...it costs something one way or another almost every time. So the next time you think you're getting something for nothing...think again! And then there's "budget" sex...you only see providers you can "afford"...in a certain price range. Do those who enjoy "budget" sex ever wonder what the "expensive variety" is like? When I eat at McDonalds I enjoy budget food. When I dine at the Broadmore (or any other 5 star location) I enjoy the "expensive variety" and all that includes...like better service, higher quality food, finer atmosphere...etc...there are no free lunches at the Broadmore. You get what you pay for! Good luck finding free sex!!! I'd love to hear about any free sex anyone thinks they've discovered!
  8. Been There...Done That!

    Love and light to you, too, pfunk! I'm sure you were my mother in a previous lifetime!
  9. Been There...Done That!

    Yes...and there's a reason few have responded. Some just don't "get it"...which is interesting in and of itself. Intellectually challenged? You're in the right place here on TOB!!
  10. < Snip > Yes, I prefer to grow hair between my legs...not on them...or under my arms. I don't like friction rash there...I have sensitive skin so it's happier when I let it grow. I get biz because I have a bush and I don't get biz for the same reason. Since we're on the subject of natural bushes I have a confession to make. Mine is not exactly all natural. And as I age I prefer to add a little color as well...when I die the hair on my head I use a bit of it below...not to many like a bush to begin with and a grey bush??? Even fewer.... So now you know the rest of the story...;)
  11. Loose Pussy

    Clap on, clap off...the clapper! LOL!! Tight, huh?!
  12. Scratch N Sniff Ad Pics

    Good point! They'd be so hot they'd need refrigeration?!...or not...?! I often smell the ads in magazines for perfume...they all smell like bug spray IMO... Scratch n sniff on the butt? Ewwwww!!
  13. Scratch N Sniff Ad Pics

    OMG! What if folks could scratch n sniff on my smile and smell my dragon breath....YIKES!!
  14. More Than a Mouthful Is Excess!?

    Hadn't thought of this senerio! Thanks for sharing! I agree with Holly and Wendy! Variety is a VERY good thing...big or small...I like em all!
  15. Wouldn't it be funny if advertising pics had a scratch n sniff option so one could preview how they smell ahead of time? The tuna type might attract a few but I doubt the anchovie variety would!! LOL!!