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  2. Posted

    Wow, someone zombied a close to 10-year old thread. 

    I still stand by what I said back then: it's all good. You're having sex. Expect hygiene issues. You want a sanitized experience? Buy a silicone fuck doll. 

    I always have to laugh when I see guys crying like little baby jesues when they get shit on their dicks after anal. I mean, it's called shitter for a reason. What did ya expect: petunias and roses?

    Btw, same with menstruation: I've fucked plenty of girls who started to panic when they realized that Aunt flow was starting to visit: I'm always like: hang on, lemme get a plastic sheet, put it on the bed, and let's continue. 

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    On 11.6.2023 at 0:07 AM, 5280fellow said:

    and made noise as though she was going to expose me some how. It is likely just noise but still.

    Anyone encountered anything like this before? how did you handle it?

    Over the many years, I've had two girls try to blackmail me. I told them. Yeah, go ahead, make my day. I literally don't give a shit. I don't have a wife, no kids, so, yeah, I'm not loosing any sleep. 

    Just in case, I would save all her contact information, pictures, web page, adverts, etc. Then, when she tries some shit, I would tell her: I'm gonna send all this info to relevant folks, you probably have kids. Well, say goodbye to little Johnny and Linda, coz they're now in foster care. 

    Seriously, you try to blackmail me, I'm coming after you with Thor's Hammer. 

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    On 1.5.2023 at 8:08 AM, Kali Sensual Reiki said:

    To be quite honest , most of my calls are at least two hours or more. I interact a great deal with my guys. Dinner, lunch, breakfast, beauty treatments you name it. Brazilian wax, doctor appointments.

    Are you their provider or their mother?

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    Take a trip from Wiesbaden to Frankfurt and visit the brothels in the train station area. They are called "Laufhaeuser". Not great but you'll be able to at least bust a nut for cheap.

    Be sure to not bring any valuables, coz while you're being blown, the girl will gladly separate you from your earthly possessions, and if you try to complain, her Mongolian pimp would be happy to separate you from your jewels. 

    You have been warned. ;)

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    If you're banging a stranger, doesn't matter if it's a hooker or some chick you picked up via Tinder, don't do it unprotected, and that includes daty and getting your dick sucked. Full stop. Period. Also, don't rely on some hooker's moldy condoms, bring your own trusted brand. 

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    On 19.3.2022 at 11:37 PM, veteranhobbyist said:

    My pet peeve is that the ladies under-report their age by up to 10 years. 38 vs 28, huge difference!

    This. And please refer to my frequently posted guide to weight:

    1. Slim = normal weight
    2. A "few extra pounds" = fat
    3. BBW = really fat
    4. Fat= seriously fucking obese. Melissa McCarthy "The human tractor" territory.

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    On 10.3.2022 at 1:29 AM, gr8owl said:

    Putin is pure evil.  No excuse for what he is doing in Ukraine.  The burning question is whether in addition to being evil, is he also daft.  Or bluffing on nukes?  Not of sound mind with sole authority to launch Russian nukes is a scary thought.

    That said, I grow very tired of the "unprovoked attack" business. Keep this short but .... Ukraine changed its constitution more than once since forming in 1991 as an independent state.  They were by constitution a neutral country.  Then they changed the constitution and applied for NATO membership.  They charge Russia 2 billion dollars per year for the privilege of transporting gas and oil across Ukraine to Germany and western Europe.  Politicians here, primarily right wing, have pressed hard to kill the Nordstream pipeline from Russia to Germany which would not pass through Ukraine, with promises to do so if they take control of Congress in 2022 election.  Add in a thousand years of hostilities between these Rus cousins and I am not too sure "unprovoked" is real accurate.  Yes, I admire the Ukrainian people who are fighting valiantly against invasion.  They did not ask for this - their leaders, well, kinda, not that simple.

    Now as to Mr. Zelensky - lots of sides to this Rubik cube.  He is doing his level ass best to draw us into the conflict militarily with ludicrous requests of no fly zones, more fighter planes when the ones they have are not being used, top shelf weapons requests, etc.  No way in my opinion should we fall for it.  Putin attacks a NATO member - yeah, all in, have to.  And this should be a major wake up call to be better prepared, absolutely including a greatly improved air defense system including against Putin and Xi's hypersonic toys.

    And just for entertainment, another facet of Mr. Zelensky:

     

     

    What you write is mostly bullshit. 

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  20. Posted

    On 26.11.2021 at 3:13 PM, partyguy708 said:

    I hear you. Recently I booked an hour, normally I go for two for aftercare, but I didn't this time. Right in the middle of the action (that she was really enjoying) something said look at your watch, I did. I then hopped up and said I'm sorry I am 6 minutes over. SHE WAS PISSED. Her exact words were "did I say anything? So why should you, you made a good time completely transactional." What a dilemma. I apologized profusely and she finally forgave me but any insight would be helpful, as I am fairly new to this. I wanted to be respectful of her time, that's it.

    That's one way to look at it. 

    Or, maybe she was hoping to charge you for a second hour......

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