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I hope not. I won't date a woman who isn't shaved ( legs, underarms, pussy, azz). And I strongly prefer waxed, coz I already have a cheese grater.
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Genuine Question About Scheduling and Mishaps
2Big replied to Youngndfun's topic in • General-Discussions...
To the OP: she's a hooker, if she were reliable and dependable, she'd be holding down a regular job.- 31 replies
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You can take my COVID vaccine if I don't.
2Big replied to LoneRebel-Banned's topic in The Political Spectrum
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You can take my COVID vaccine if I don't.
2Big replied to LoneRebel-Banned's topic in The Political Spectrum
I'm ok with you being an anti-vaxxer, but please sign a statement to the effect that you will forgo expensive treatment once you catch COVID-19. We'll wake up one morning, to a picture of the Corona virus pointing at you with the caption "I'm with stupid". -
5-15 minutes is plenty for me.
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Vacation Gone Wrong - A Cautionary Tale.
2Big replied to John F.'s topic in • General-Discussions...
I think you are underestimating the role your smelly, unruly, vomiting dog - a dog who apparently requires a three star michelin meal to be satisfied - played in this date going tits up ( so to speak). You should have brought him to a kennel for the weekend to eliminate an added source of distraction. Again, I agree 100%. The guy should have negotiated the sex part separately from all the other stuff. Unfortunately, a hooker can't pay her bills with a romantic getaway to the mountains. She needs cold hard cash. For me, if I want to fuck a hooker, I fuck a hooker. If I want to go on a "vacay", I do just that. Mixing the two usually ends in a clusterfuck. Let's just hope the OP learned the lesson. -
Vacation Gone Wrong - A Cautionary Tale.
2Big replied to John F.'s topic in • General-Discussions...
Because she likes to sleep naked? -
Vacation Gone Wrong - A Cautionary Tale.
2Big replied to John F.'s topic in • General-Discussions...
I agree 100%. The guy fucked up at the most important part of his elaborate "trip planning": is there going to be sex? This should have been the first question asked, because everything would have followed from that. Nope, instead he made all kinds of assumptions, hoping she would let him bust a nut for free, just for the privilege of staring at some rocks. In other words: Failing to prepare is preparing to fail! -
Extremely annoying when girls show up to an appointment with only one size of condoms they just picked up at Walmart's on the way to the appointment. What about us bigger guys who can't squeeze into some flimsy latex cover? Do it like the Asian hos in Bangkok do it: regular size for the white guys, XL for black dudes, and XS for Asian punters. Remember, if it doesn't fit..
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How is this stupid? The girls is hot, has a killer body, is young, and for that kind of money you can probably fuck her in the azz on the first date. If I had that kind of cash, you bet I'd go for it. Don't hate just because you can only afford $100 40+ overweight milfs.
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A Tale of the Gullible and Knowing When to walk away.... but not walking away.
2Big replied to Brandon-C's topic in • General-Discussions...
OMIGOD, why are you wasting all this time texting with a hooker. Either she'll show or she won't. I've said this years ago: a hooker is gonna text you: I'm about to pull into your driveway, where u at? 5 hours later you're still waiting. -
Let's look at the evidence. This is the guy: This is the girl in question: For a guy who looks like this to "date" a girl who looks like this, the following is needed (and lots of it): Not really hard to understand.
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Got my second shot a couple of weeks ago, but think I'll keep it in my pants a while longer. Don't want to tempt faith..... Will definitely have both of us do a rapid test before knocking boots.
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Girl looks hot. I'd defintely hit that. And then I'd hit it again. "As the result of Gurzanski’s fraud, Cloobeck’s heart was broken and he was duped out of significant assets,” the lawsuit alleges. Cloobeck says Gurzanski is a “con artist” who bilked him for $1.3 million in gifts over their roughly six-month relationship" Basically the guy paid the girl 1.3 million for 6 months. So she charged him about $400 an hour? Sounds about right to me.
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Shaving/waxing your snatch is great, but don't forget that azz crack.
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I got my second shot (BionTech-Pfizer a couple of days ago). Developed a sore arm, body aches and a slight fever. Took a couple of Paracetamols.
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Admittedly, I've come close, twice: once a pretty black girl who I was banging on the regular while still in graduate school. The other one a beautiful graduate student, goth type, with full red lips, big tis, and long black hair, who worked for an escort agency in the DC area. Luckily, I came to my senses before boarding the short bus to Stupidville.
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What people fail to understand is that it's not about the money. The absolute figure is completely irrelevant. The only relevant question is: are you getting value? You can spend $100 and have a great time, or you could spend $1000 and it's an absolute shit show. To be honest, if Gianna Michaels gave me a call and said: he, 2Big, happy to see you for $1000/hour, I'd be there faster than lighting can strike.
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Currently in Germany on business, although no hobbying is possible. Rates have been steady for the past decade or so. https://huren-test-forum.lusthaus.cc/showthread.php?t=278025
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PSA: Ladies, Don't Forget To Shave Your Azz!
2Big replied to 2Big's topic in • General-Discussions...
How would you know? -
Hmm, sucking a guy off is now a "luxury service"?
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I discovered that over the course of my life, I've only had 3 relationships, and none lasted longer than a year and a half. The rest were one-night stands, short flings, or hookers.
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Girlfriend 1: January 1980 to May 1981 Girlfriend 2: December 1983 to April 1985 Final Girlfriend: February 1999 to December 2000 (this one dragged on until May 2001 coz we had to disentagle a joint rental agreement on an apartment) In between and since then: one night stands, flings, quickies. And whores, lots of whores. Until they shut it down, the Craigslist Casual Encounters section was my main hunting ground. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Big dicks, lots of stamina..that's what most women want, ha ha.
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6 months good sex, 6 months a relationship, after 1 year I'm phoning it in, looking for a way out.