meganrae28

Dude, don't quit your day job.

Ever seen Full Metal Jacket? She enforced it. I'm an equal opportunity provider. But the biggest one I've ever seen, by far, was a 5'4" Asian dude. That bitch would have regretted stereotyping if she ran into that guy.

Take it from JJ. Go ahead and stick your dick in it! "Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than fade and wither dismally with age."

Can't help you with that one. I'm the loser that attracts the men.

I'm going to say "I think my wheelchair is broken." Not to insult you if you are/aren't a shemale I have no idea what you look like. But I'm going with wheelchair. Because some of these guys I think I know. Am I right??

Yes, this would be my alternative advice. There is truth to "the truth shall set you free." I recently "outed" myself to a close relative because my "strange" behavior, which was really just me hiding my life as a provider, concerned her so rather than lie I simply told her the truth. This did not go over well initially. I felt awful. She felt awful. As time passed, very awkwardly, the shock faded, the guilt faded, and communication became better. Now I actually have her approval. In a million years, I would have never thought this would be the outcome of something I had feared for so long. I know this likely doesn't apply to a marriage. My point is that going through the painful consequences of telling the truth can be worth it for everyone in the end.

The correct response is to: 1. Admit Nothing i.e., silence, evasive comments 2. Deny Everything i.e., "I've never seen that phone." 3. Make Counter-Accusations i.e., "Are you cheating on me? Is this your boyfriend's phone? He sure does have a lot of other girlfriends. We should use condoms from now on."