Heidi the Housewife aka The Maui Muse

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  1. This isn't the first year that the Sheriff from Polk County has conducted Stings and I'm sure it won't be the last. Just like in Colorado you stay out of Lakewood, in Florida, stay out of Polk County. 95 arrested in 5 day sting http://m.wftv.com/news/news/local/95-naughty-suspects-nabbed-polk-county-sex-sting/npjpK/ I believe last year the Sheriff napped over 30
  2. Bill introduced LEGALIZATION of PROSTITUTION in Hawaii

    Aloha everyone Just came upon this and thought I would share, since it pertains to my home state Here's the Bill HB1533 link http://www.capitol.hawaii.gov/session2017/bills/HB1533_.HTM Yes, this really got introduced. Anyway, hope everyone is doing well and yes, I miss Colorado. Aloha from Florida
  3. Backpage escort section gone

    http://www.swopusa.org/backpage-closing-adult-section-endangers-our-community/ There's been an influx of posting in the dating sections as previously posted as well as the BodyRub providers posting in the massage section. Well, I guess those annual Nationwide FBI coordinated stings with local LE will no longer be happening, good news for the John's out there
  4. Prostitution: HB 465 Increase penalties for people who hire prostitutes. A first offense would go from a second-degree misdemeanor to a first-degree misdemeanor. A second offense would be a third-degree felony and a third offense a second-degree felony, punishable by up to 15 years in prison. http://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2015/0465 Please be mindful, do your research The problem with the statute is it is written poorly, and appears so broad it could be read to include simple solicitation.
  5. "After spending 45 minutes with the woman ......."

    Hmmmm, maybe his date was for 1/2 hour and he wouldn't or couldn't finish or worse, was refusing to leave (been a couple threads about that) and her" manager" wasn't having any of that. 45 mins in than he gets robbed???? Okay, not saying robbing the guy was justifiable, but after 45 minutes, I'm saying there is more to the story then what he's saying or admitting too. Too many questions, at least for me, linger.
  6. Today's Denver's Post. ."SUGAR BABIES"

    http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_29886103/colorado-sugar-babies-use-online-dating-cover-soaring From the article LE knew nothing of the site, references to seeking arrangements Enjoy the article and I'll enjoy, hopefully, the conversation Aloha from Humid Florida
  7. tabitha thompson

    WOW! Aloha Tabitha, lovely to see you post. I'm in Florida now
  8. Ladies

    PM me.......
  9. New French Law....it's now illegal to purchase sex in France

    http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/07/europe/france-prostitution/index.html
  10. Million Dollar Penis

    http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/04/28/gigolos-nick-hawk-penis-insurance/ Okay, so I guess a Male Gigolo can get his penis insured, does this mean Ladies of the Evening can get their Vaginas insured as well. Just was curious what everyone thought of this. For the record, I Really Love cowboys4angels, so this is not a diss.
  11. When the condom doesn't fit

    Besides the FC, Skyn Lifestyle are fabulous! Non latex and are available in different sizes. Nice to see someone else appreciates them too.
  12. Is P411 down for anyone else?

    According to Gina, Preferred411 Twitter, issues while doing a server update.
  13. When the condom doesn't fit

    Which is why my go to, first choice will always be the Female Condom. Sure, I also provide various sizes in non latex if desired. Yet, to answer your question, I've only encountered 1 "micro penis", he supplied his own as he was fully aware anything above a snuggler would slip off. Even the "snuggler" was a tad loose. Never encountered a third arm though only very girthy, they've greatly appreciated introduction to Female Condom thus far.
  14. Utah. ..Porn a HEALTH Hazard resolution

    Looks like Utah will be the first State to have a resolution signed by Governor declaring Porn is a Health Hazard http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/18/health/utah-governor-porn-resolution-health-hazard/index.html
  15. KinkBNB

    I'm not sure if kinkbnb is open to Escort Providers booking rooms for Escort services. I took a moment and check what I could without registering. There is a mention of massage services yet I didn't get into it. They are for the Decriminalization of Prostitution SWOP Sacramento is listed Annual festival during Red Umbrella (a couple nice pictures of performers and Japanese Rope Tying) in San Francisco where BDSM is legal. For the BDSM Provider, this is an awesome resource. I do know there is an equal amount of interest in strictly BDSM as BDSM with (use your imagination). I really liked the International list of places to stay, their verification process and privacy policy
  16. KinkBNB

    MAHALO NUI LOA! !! I've taken the liberty of sharing with the Ladies in South Florida. What a Fantastic Idea well overdue. Thank you again for the link Aloha from the Tampa Bay Area
  17. PM's only please. ..Ladies, I'm in search of REPUTABLE Denver Photographer

    Aloha Ladies I'm looking for a Highly Reputable Denver based Photographer in Denver who has an established relationship with EROS, Silixa and P411 for Verified Photo status. I hesitate to include dates as it may be considered advertising and I prefer to vette recommendations. Please, again, only PM response or communication via Preferred411. Mahalo nui loa
  18. Entertain the Arizonan! !

    I'm so missing Colorado! !!
  19. Responsibility and all that comes along with it

    Or......we women really are easy. He could of done house chores, made dinner, clean sheets and gotten laid by the wife too. His explanation could of been I just wanted to show you how much I appreciate you. Like I said, we women really aren't hard to please. I don't have enough fingers and toes to count how many times I would do anal with my X when he helped with chores, housework, etc. Well, maybe that's just me. Sorry to go off topic
  20. Responsibility and all that comes along with it

    Meant trade. Tried to edit post, won't let me..hmmmmmmm
  21. Responsibility and all that comes along with it

    As for flushing condoms down toilet, ummm how many here are in the Plumbing or Pipefitting teade? Don't do it!!! Every time, or the majority of times, a Plummer plumms your lines, generally blockage is from tampons, roots, condoms, cigarette butts. Just sayin
  22. Responsibility and all that comes along with it

    I just have got to ask......Why didn't the married guy Not Wash/Change the sheets? Just the fact alone of not changing/washing those sheets with another woman's scent, hair, etc is reckless. I could say disrespectful as well yet I'm not going to judge, I'm more grossed out by the lack of cleaning. BoraBora has a great response above, it pretty much describes the majority of Providers out there. Generally, I put Everything together, wrapped nicely, set upon the vanity counter then inform as such. Generally by this moment I'm informed disposal will be dealt with properly.
  23. nipple piercings - love 'em or hate 'em?

    I hear you on being slightly intimidating, I'm not exactly sure what to do and I sure as hell don't want to hurt you. For myself, I've come to view nipple and clitoral piercing as candy....lick, lick, suck, lick, suck..... yet never bite. If in doubt, ask what She, or He, likes done with the hardware. I've only asked once " what do you want me to do".He had a bar pierced through his shaft. The harder I tugged, the harder he got. Needless to say, I was terrified I would rip his penis apart. He reassured me my tugging was nothing compared to the weights he normally would hang. So now I've discovered I enjoy with great delite, I giggle as my face gets sore from smiling while I bring out my cold, hard steel to............ .....I'll let my fellow sadistic friends let their imagination ponder
  24. Help a geek out.

    Please let us know what you decide upon or narrowed your choices down too.
  25. Help a geek out.

    I'm going to just presume your talking about the Denver Con weekend of June 17 Here are my suggestions, from a fellow Cos Play persona. One of my favorite anime is Soul Eater. Todd, voice actor for Death the Kid will be there. Get two Busty Blondes to go as Liz and Patty, note, they should be taller then you slightly. Death cannot function without them and they can kick ASS. Personal note: I got to work the autograph room at the AFO last August in Orlando, they where short handed with security, so I got my $$$back for the convention and got to meet Alot of voice actors like Todd, he is Super Nice! If you are by chance a hunk of a man of color, go as Luke Cage and get some kick ass brunette, not Busty who can drink, to go as JESSICA Jones. All you got to do is shave your head and be buff.Go binge watch on Netflix. Final thought, Karl Urban is going to be there, ummm Lord of the Rings, the Loft , Red. Depending upon how committed you are to Cos Play, Lord of the Rings may be challenging. I'm also a Supernatural fan, depending upon your body shape, I'm politely asking if you have a small belly. If so, go as Crowley and get Nikki (you need an Irish/Scottish/English accent) go a his mom, Rowena. She's ageless as she's a witch, great character but Lucifer killed her, or did he. Talk about Taboos. Nikki has the eyes to pull her off, jmho. PM if you would like further suggestions.