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  5. Posted

    It's as done as it's going to get.

    When I posted v2.0 of this, I literally got hundreds of pm's for it. I've updated it with new entries (5 new providers) as much as I can however most old entry's haven't been updated. There have been a few changes in the order, based on my personal experiences only, YMMV.

    For those who are new to this, the list is a ranking based on my personal experiences only with FBSM providers in the Denver area. They are listed from the Best (Top) to Absolute stay away at all cost WORST (Bottom).

    If you are looking for quality FBSM providers and would like a copy, send me a PM and i'll send you the Dropbox link.

    My Inbox is emptied and ready to rock!

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  6. Posted

    Dude, relax.

    You have to understand that this board gets SOOO many people asking about obviously fake providers that it gets pretty old. You can't blame people for snapping.

    Here's some things you should always remember.

    1. If you're searching backpage, if it looks too good to be true, it usually is.

    2. Use google image search on everything. (Tineye is shit)

    3. If you want quality providers, stick with EB or P411.

    4. Only post if you are totally out of options and legitimately can't find anything. Girls like this and the ones that look like bulk photos should automatically assumed to be fake, because they always are.

    Don't get too bent out of shape over this, this board will be one of your best resources if you use it right.

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  7. Posted

    During a session this week a provider asked me if I was married. I answered her but found the question a taboo topic of conversation during session. If Iwere married it would change the whole tone of the evening. Has this happened to anyone else

    That's a pretty vanilla question. My advice would be to get over it.

    If she had asked if you like a girl to shit in your mouth, that would be worth a post. :)

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  8. Posted

    They can bust all the shitty AMP's they like for all I care, as long as it keeps them busy and away from quality providers like the ones that use this board and EB.

    I wen't to an AMP once, never again. It's like a game of wack-a-mole, Bust one and 3 more pop up. If LE wants to play, that's good for the rest of us.

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  9. Posted

    So why have a photo link? Especially one that takes you to the photo bucket web site and it's not integrated into the site itself. Just seems somehow off to me

    Photobucket is garbage. She's probably using a pre-made link from the photobucket site and didn't know any better. If she had just linked the image, you wouldn't even be able to click on it.

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  10. Posted

    So I decided it's time to give up my bad ways. I have a couple UTR providers I have been seeing for a long time, but hey, I decided, let's get "real" and look for an honest relationship.

    So I spent a few hours setting up an eharmony profile, looked at a bunch of my "matches" over the last few days, and ugh.

    That "ugh" is about all you'll get out of e-harmony. Seriously they suck. It's all work and more work and more work for nothing.

    You'll have better luck on Match, or even Plenty of Fish.

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  14. Posted

    Not really.

    Since I'd be paying her, there's no way I could believe most compliments, especially if they are frequent. It's better to just be real.

    Don't say it unless you mean it.

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  16. Posted

    The board? How about the whole 'industry'. I've never had issues in the past booking w/girls and they were more than willing to put up with my fumbling and lack of references. Today, some girls are so defensive and combative, you would think they had never advertised, asking me to call them. Even some that I've seen in the past and written reviews about, will treat you like a nubie, and I've been doing this for close to 20 years in Denver, from the Oyster days. Yes I have reviews posted. I've never stiffed a girl. I've asked some girls I've seen lately and they have heard nothing bad about me in their inner circles. Apparently the only way to maybe avoid this is to join something like P411 but since money is tight, I'd rather use that on the girls. The uncivil factor has definitely risen in recent years.

    I can't imagine getting by without P411, there's no way I'd be able to remember who I fucked last month.

    At the same time, I think it would be difficult for a provider to remember us either, even a month later or even longer, unless you're a regular. P411 is a great thing for everyone with shitty memory to keep track of who they fucked.

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  17. Posted

    First of all, there's no such thing as a sure thing.

    Second, the best that can be hoped for can be gotten from an advanced search. I used Body Rub and UTF as the search criteria & found 60+ providers, many of them with multiple reviews.

    It's not rocket science.

    Actually this is a lot harder than you'd think.

    There's a huge difference between a real FBSM girl who does UTF, and a hooker who does FBSM.

    If you think this is easy then you haven't had a good massage.

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  18. Posted

    Or is it you 10 years ago?

    One of the problems I seem to be running into as a new provider is the fact that clients doubt the authenticity of the photographs in the ads. Probably because they have been burned it the past. Apparently being "authenticated" doesn't mean squat either ( from what I've read ) so I haven't bothered with that.

    Since I am really new and have very few reviews this adds to the problem and I've been trying to figure out a way around this… I came up with this.

    How about a short Skype call? It's free, anonymous and can even expedite the screening process and make things go more smoothly. You get to see the provider and make sure she really is who she claims to be and you even get to know each other a little bit before the initial date.

    Thoughts?

    The best advice I could give you is this. Take pictures that are accurate. Do NOT over do the effects, air brushing and other photoshop tricks. You want them to look good, but NOT too good to be true.

    A good example of this is a provider who is from out of town, but has been posting on EB a lot recently. Her pictures are really her, but they are SOOO HEAVILY AIRBRUSHED that there's no way in hell she could ever meet the expectation that she set up for herself. You don't want to be that girl who can't doll her self up enough to meet the expectation set by her pictures. Accurate and not over the top is the best way to go. Also the more pictures you have the better results you'll get.

    However, so many guys don't do reviews. Case in point- my last one was in January. And that is not to say that I am hard up for dates because I am not. But yet we consistently read on here about recent reviews being the criteria for many guys. People can lose/ gain weight, etc. in two months time.

    Try to understand the situation that most appointments put clients into. The vast majority of providers, for most guys will fall into the "Meh" or "OK" or "Average" or "fun but not stellar" category. If I leave a review, it's going to be honest and accurate. If my experience with a provider wasn't terrible but wasn't fantastic, well, many providers get pissed or won't see me again if you leave them an average review. The provider I mentioned above falls into this category. She wasn't bad enough to ding on a review, but wasn't good enough to give a fantastic.

    So the answer is to not leave a review unless..

    1. It was very good to fantastic.

    2. It was not good to terrible and I didn't want to go back anyway.

    The fact is, Good reviews = advertising, but No reviews probably = repeat business.

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  21. Posted

    This one time, I was doo'in a hooker and she had her face planted in the bed, face down ass up style and all. Left a nice dark makeup stain on my sheets that went all the way through to the mattress pad.

    Retired the sheets, mattress pad still has a slight spot on it. heh.

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  24. Posted

    I don't see a reason not to pay up front unless you plan on walking out half way through or stiffing her. However, there are lots of providers out there who won't ask for it up front, especially if they know you and know you're not going to stiff them.

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