mjk_79

It's as done as it's going to get. When I posted v2.0 of this, I literally got hundreds of pm's for it. I've updated it with new entries (5 new providers) as much as I can however most old entry's haven't been updated. There have been a few changes in the order, based on my personal experiences only, YMMV. For those who are new to this, the list is a ranking based on my personal experiences only with FBSM providers in the Denver area. They are listed from the Best (Top) to Absolute stay away at all cost WORST (Bottom). If you are looking for quality FBSM providers and would like a copy, send me a PM and i'll send you the Dropbox link. My Inbox is emptied and ready to rock!

Those tits are fake btw. Don't be fooled by the Eye candy, she's just about the worst massage girl I've every dealt with. Stay AWAY from her Nuru, she has no idea what she's doing. Taylor's only interest is rushing you out the door asap.

Sorry guys, my mailbox is full today. i can't keep up with it.

I TOFTT, it was a very good experience. Review incoming soon. She'll be on my next version of the list also.

It totally did, but I'm trying to keep on top of it. Thanks to everyone who's commented, I appreciate the feedback!

Dude, relax. You have to understand that this board gets SOOO many people asking about obviously fake providers that it gets pretty old. You can't blame people for snapping. Here's some things you should always remember. 1. If you're searching backpage, if it looks too good to be true, it usually is. 2. Use google image search on everything. (Tineye is shit) 3. If you want quality providers, stick with EB or P411. 4. Only post if you are totally out of options and legitimately can't find anything. Girls like this and the ones that look like bulk photos should automatically assumed to be fake, because they always are. Don't get too bent out of shape over this, this board will be one of your best resources if you use it right.

That's a pretty vanilla question. My advice would be to get over it. If she had asked if you like a girl to shit in your mouth, that would be worth a post.

They can bust all the shitty AMP's they like for all I care, as long as it keeps them busy and away from quality providers like the ones that use this board and EB. I wen't to an AMP once, never again. It's like a game of wack-a-mole, Bust one and 3 more pop up. If LE wants to play, that's good for the rest of us.

Photobucket is garbage. She's probably using a pre-made link from the photobucket site and didn't know any better. If she had just linked the image, you wouldn't even be able to click on it.

That "ugh" is about all you'll get out of e-harmony. Seriously they suck. It's all work and more work and more work for nothing. You'll have better luck on Match, or even Plenty of Fish.

Yes please also let us know if you get robbed by her bf too.

You could always text and ask for a pic. TOFT!

WOW it's even on the P411 activity list, If anyone would know I thought you would.

Not really. Since I'd be paying her, there's no way I could believe most compliments, especially if they are frequent. It's better to just be real. Don't say it unless you mean it.

You have no way to know when service occurred unless its mentioned in the review, pretty easy to get around that rule.

I can't imagine getting by without P411, there's no way I'd be able to remember who I fucked last month. At the same time, I think it would be difficult for a provider to remember us either, even a month later or even longer, unless you're a regular. P411 is a great thing for everyone with shitty memory to keep track of who they fucked.

Actually this is a lot harder than you'd think. There's a huge difference between a real FBSM girl who does UTF, and a hooker who does FBSM. If you think this is easy then you haven't had a good massage.

The best advice I could give you is this. Take pictures that are accurate. Do NOT over do the effects, air brushing and other photoshop tricks. You want them to look good, but NOT too good to be true. A good example of this is a provider who is from out of town, but has been posting on EB a lot recently. Her pictures are really her, but they are SOOO HEAVILY AIRBRUSHED that there's no way in hell she could ever meet the expectation that she set up for herself. You don't want to be that girl who can't doll her self up enough to meet the expectation set by her pictures. Accurate and not over the top is the best way to go. Also the more pictures you have the better results you'll get. Try to understand the situation that most appointments put clients into. The vast majority of providers, for most guys will fall into the "Meh" or "OK" or "Average" or "fun but not stellar" category. If I leave a review, it's going to be honest and accurate. If my experience with a provider wasn't terrible but wasn't fantastic, well, many providers get pissed or won't see me again if you leave them an average review. The provider I mentioned above falls into this category. She wasn't bad enough to ding on a review, but wasn't good enough to give a fantastic. So the answer is to not leave a review unless.. 1. It was very good to fantastic. 2. It was not good to terrible and I didn't want to go back anyway. The fact is, Good reviews = advertising, but No reviews probably = repeat business.

So which one is the nut shaver?

Not impossible at all..

This one time, I was doo'in a hooker and she had her face planted in the bed, face down ass up style and all. Left a nice dark makeup stain on my sheets that went all the way through to the mattress pad. Retired the sheets, mattress pad still has a slight spot on it. heh.

Yep, happened last week actually.

I don't see a reason not to pay up front unless you plan on walking out half way through or stiffing her. However, there are lots of providers out there who won't ask for it up front, especially if they know you and know you're not going to stiff them.

I've noticed that ring too, found it odd.