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Everything posted by Juanmotai

  1. What we need is...

    I have an idea brotha, why don't you just try being positive once in a while? Seriously dude. My gut tells me that you're probably a pretty good guy in real life, but on here you're just a negative Sally. Quit being negative Sally and try saying something positive for a change.
  2. Newbie to TOB

    Just noticed that I never did say welcome Zelda. Hopefully our little community is making you feel at home.
  3. What we need is...

    Since nobody has taken the time to answer your question, at least not publicly, I'll try to. I think by posting in the forums like you just did and making yourself known is a great start. Be an active member and it's only a matter of time before you start getting clients. I don't think you're being blacklisted by anyone here, it's just that with BP going down like it did alot of the nonsense that was associated with it moved here so guys are just being extra careful about who they see. I know that times are tough for now but hang in there dear. Hopefully I somewhat answered your question
  4. Therapy and Mobility

    HAHAHAHA.. it's definitely interesting..
  5. Therapy and Mobility

    Geez.. I wonder where you would have ever gotten an idea to play naked twister? Lol..
  6. A hell of a night

    I met and conversed with some of the most amazing people, ladies and gents, that I've ever run across. Cheers to all you men and women of Tob. If you were there, I'm sure you'll agree. If you weren't, maybe you should think about it.. and that's all Juan has to say about that...that
  7. Questions from Newbies about the Ladies

    That's totally your call Paul, you've been around this place for a long time man. But myself personally, and this is only my opinion, unless I know you from your presence on the board I'm most likely going to ignore the message. Or, knowing me, I'd message back saying I don't feel comfortable giving information to a newbie. Everyone is new at some point but given the current state, I'm not sharing information if I don't know who you are.
  8. New to the Other Board

    Welcome to our oen little so slice of heaven Janet. Look around and enjoy yourself
  9. Disappearing Followers

    As long as I'm not on the clock during the excused part, I'll totally excuse it..
  10. Advice

    Pardon my manners Ophelia. Welcome to Colorado and Tob. There's a bar downtown called Ophelia's electric soapbox. What an awesome place and usually some great live music
  11. Advice

    I love going to the burlesque show at Lannies. Naughty Pierre's midnight madness..
  12. TOB is dead

    I'm s native. I was born here, my parents were born and raised here, my grandparents were born and raised here and even my great grandparents were born and raised here. If you and this other jerk off still looking would have came into our community with some manners and decency, y'all would have been welcome with open arms. But instead, y'all come in here running off at the mouth, trying to start trouble where it isn't wanted or needed, then try and turn it on the locals like we aren't welcoming. Why can't yall just chill a bit, relax and become part of what's left of this? We're just trying to survive the onslaught of government beauracracy just like everyone else. This is the last post I will make in any topic y'all are involved in. I'm done feeding the trolls. If y'all can't join in peacefully then kindly just fuck off. And I'm sure the mods will slap my hand for that statement, but I'm done with y'all trolls.. goodnight
  13. On the lighter side of things ....lol

    A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly man. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him. The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up again, only this time alone. The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her. "Is it true you're a prostitute?" "Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?" "Well, I dunno. What do you charge?" "I get $100 just for a handjob. We can negotiate from there." "$100!! For a handjob? Are you nuts?" "You see that Ferrari out there?" The guy looks out the front door, and sure enough there's a shiny new Ferrari parked outside. "I paid cash for that Ferrari with the money I made on handjobs. "Trust me, it's worth it." The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what the hell. He leaves with her, and gets the most unbelievable experience he's ever had. This handjob was better than any complete sexual experience in his miserable life. The next night he's back at the bar, waiting eagerly for her to show up. When she does, he immediately approaches her. "Last night was incredible!" "Of course it was. Just wait till you try one of my blowjobs." "How much is that?" "$500" "$500!?! C'mon, that's ridiculous!" "You see that apartment building across the street?" The guy looks out front at a 12 story apartment building. "I paid cash for that building with the money I made on blowjobs. Trust me, it's worth it." Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with her, and once again is not disappointed. He nearly faints - twice. The next night he can hardly contain himself until she shows up. I'm hooked, you're the best! Tell me, what'll it cost me for some pussy?" She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the street, where between the buildings he can see Manhattan. "You see that island?" "Aw, c'mon! You can't mean that!" She nods her head. "You bet. If I had a pussy, I'd own Manhattan!"
  14. Now Law

    Ok, I normally mind my own business and don't get into all the bickering and shit but enough is enough. We can all read and I'm sure we are all keeping tabs on this shit. But dude, seriously? I don't know if I have any right to say or ask this, but hey can we please remove this cancer? It's bad enough were all a dying breed, but it's time for chemotherapy. Please remove the cancer that is the OP
  15. Now Law

    Why does anyone feel the need to go into details of their encounter? I try not to go into great detail, and I've had some denied because of that. But honestly, yes or no I would see her again, yes or no I was satisfied with my fantasy encounter and yes or no she is the lady in her pictures. Let's be honest, it's always YMMV.not every meeting is the same. I've contacted some to get more details on a lady I was interested in and had dudes contact me and, unless the young lady asked me not to, . It's not that hard and I know most every guy here will be happy to recommend, if they are happy. I would rather not have to give any description of bedroom activities
  16. Contacting CaseyKK

    Never heard of her, but I'd say if she's that hard to contact then find someone else who is easier to contact.
  17. Now Law

    I'm sorry, If I used the wrong terminology. . But let's all take a step back and take a deep breath. Relax. Does it really matter that much? Possibly. But bringing it up in every other thread is ridiculously silly. If we wake up tomorrow morning to an error message, is that the end of the world?? I think not. Let's enjoy what we have, while we have it, and go about our day like none of this is going on. In the end the mods of this board will either find a way, however they choose, to either make it last or not. All this FUD is just that, FUD. Stop it. Where there is a will, there is a way. Instead of worrying about if, worry about finding a way to make the hobby viable to you. make an effort to find other means of continuing. If everyone does the same, then who cares about this new crap. Party on Wayne..
  18. So many new faces, .... and t's and a's and....

    Craigslist shut down the massage section of it's listings too.. all the AMPs that advertised there are missing
  19. ellalynn8989 info???

    This might be a good one to report to the mods to look at.
  20. Thoughts on a new interface

    Facebook polices everything that goes on there so I don't think it will ever be a good source. It's almost impossible to make an anonymous profile. I tried Twitter but unfortunately a few personal friends and family members found my "anonymous" profile and everything you do there is viewable by all your followers, including your friends list. I do like Snapchat though because you can pick and choose who does and doesn't see what you Post you can make certain groups and nobody else on your Snapchat can see who all you have as friends. I guess what I'm trying to say is that of all the different public sites, Snapchat would be the most useful for this purpose. So, if you have Snapchat, PM me and I can share my info if you want it.
  21. Tom had been in the hustle and bustle of the business world for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbour from forty miles up the road...Having a Christmas party Friday night...Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks . Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you...There's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there. Thanks again." "More'n likely be some wild sex, too." "Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming upto the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" "Whatever you want. Only gonna be the two of us."
  22. I am So Ready For Summer how about you

    Summer means five finger death punch at red rocks, Slayer at fiddler's green, Rockies games because tickets are dirt cheap, it means climbing a 14er that I haven't climbed yet, it means pitching a tent in the mountains somewhere and camping and unfortunately, for me, it also means lots of 70 hour work weeks which keep me from enjoying everything above as much as I'd like.
  23. Let's Talk About Switter

    I found you and added you Laci
  24. Let's Talk About Switter

    Juanmotai@switter.at oh what the hell, might as well try it.. ad my if you want. I gotta try figuring out how to use the damn thing. Lol please ad me..
  25. What I know for sure

    Damn owl, I think I just fell in love with you too brotha... Ok, maybe not, you can still be an ass.. but great post man... Kudos to you