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NAYSAYERS GUNNA NAY! Let me ask you the 64K question: Unless you know something I don't know, in what competitive environment ... does the cream, not, come to the top? (And, all providers are created equal!) Right? And, there's absolutely no way for newbies to connect the dots; for newbies to employ street-smarts and balance the scales in their favor! Right? Successful mongering is nothing more than a matter of luck ... and, a roll of the hobby dice! Right? Stellar reviews on TER, a website, a video and a high-end hotel are of no import in evaluating a provider's bona fides... and mean absolutely nothing ... ZERO! Right? And a zero-experience, maiden-voyage, deer-in-the-headlights newbie should hookup with a provider who has no reviews, no website, no video, no street cred ... and operates out of a s&#thole dump (with her pimp patrolling the parking lot)? Right? Yeah ... Okay! ps NAYSAYERS GUNNA NAY! "you're the only one here who believes your own bullshit!" Ou Contraire Mon Ami! There's only one problem: IT'S NOT BULLSHIT! (Not even a little bit!) It happened; and, it happened the way I said it happened! If I may speak on my behalf: I've traveled around the world; I've been to many rodeos; I know how to get from point A to point B; I know what I want and I know how to get it; I know how to hookup with true professionals @ the top of their (GFE) game; If TTBT I've f&#ked some of the most-pulchritudinous women on the friggin' planet; I've had some interesting, unique, experiences(let me know if you want to know what happened when I was on safari in the Serengeti in Tanzania- you wouldn't believe it); I've been blessed with a sense of adventure! I don't lead a boring, perfunctory, quotidian life! FT! (Far from it!) Nay ... all you want! What I Have to Say ... IS ALL TRUE! So Be It. psii "I bet she retired because she was sick of seeing your ... ass" Oh really! Is that why she invited me back 77x? After our 1st rendezvous she invited me back 77x ... with cordial, solicitous, Sunday-morning emails! Nobody put a gun to her head! Nobody forced her to do it! On any occasion she could have told me she was fully booked; she could have suggested I see somebody else; she could have told me she made other plans; she could have dropped a hint! (But, she never did!)

Au Contraire Mon Frere! As I emphatically stated to another naysayer: If I were to direct you to Erotic Monkey and you were to view the photo of My ATF (in all her bodaciousness) in her skintight, formfitting (OMG), white mini, with a deep, luxurious tan, in a pair of 5" CFM Louboutins ... you just might see why I rendezvoused with her 78x ... and you might do a 360 pivot and change your opinion on my street cred (right quick)! (You, most certainly, would not question my connoisseurship and taste in women!) I venture to say if she was still in the game ... you would be bookin' the next flight out ... so you could hit it! And if you weren't a DATOer ... you'd be givin' it some serious thought! I'm ... just sayin'. And as an encore (to further buttress my street cred), if I were to direct you to McCoy's Guide and you were to view her "rear view" pic (in all its bootylicious splendor) and enlarge that photo (more bootylicious splendor) OMG ... you just might connect the dots and see why she got the "DATO (Reddi Wip) Royal Treatment"! (A heads-up (1-man-2-another): have the K-Y at the ready ... cuz, you just might feel the urge to pleasure yourself!) I'm ... just sayin'. ps Like I've said: We rendezvoused 78x! She was so mint and her GFE companionship was so off the charts, her GFE playbook and skill set were so on point ...that I felt compelled to give her a shoutout and consequently I posted dozens of praiseworthy reviews on her on TER and BestGFE! (That's when her business really took off!) I can direct you to them, too! psii You seem like a decent, well-meaning chap! Best of luck in your future mongering endeavors!

There's something to be said for being a minimalist! Look at Warren Buffet ... he's worth $135 billion ...and he drives a 10-year-old car!

I'm not a particular fan of New Kids ... but the movie was a classic. I'm a big fan of Tom Wolfe! Whenever I rendezvoused with My ATF ... The Right Stuff came to mind! The Right Stuff is apropos of HER! And, how some people are gifted "1%ers"; excel at what they do; and are a cut above the rest! And are examples of how: THE CREAM ALWAYS COMES to THE TOP! (In any endeavor: be it Football, Baseball, Basketball, Hockey and Providing ... the Cream, Does Indeed, Always Come to The Top!) No?

There's absolutely nothing wrong with living an unassuming life! You shouldn't have to explain yourself! (When I lived in Amsterdam, as a respite from the 24 hour prurient madness of the RLD ... I would make a daily pilgrimage the Fo Guang Shan Buddhist temple (the only Buddhist temple in Europe) on Zeedijk. I would light an incense stick offer an apple and spend 15 minutes in contemplative silence. I befriended some of the monks!) They led a completely spiritual, no-frills and unassuming life devoid of materialism! Their lifestyle was a bizarre counterpoint to the RLD vice that was all around them! They seemed to be happy and content ...having nothing to do with the secular world! (Not easy to do in Amsterdam ... where the worldly temptations are in-ur-face, varied, infinite and on every corner!) As mere mortals there are a lot of people who would beg to differ on the benefits of such an abstemious lifestyle! The problem is: The temptations of the temporal world have a gravitational pull! Because of the FOMO! I know a lot of people who stand on ceremony and are affected by ostentation, pretense and conspicuous consumption! (They can't get enough of it!) I know a lot of people who live for their cars! Who love their watches; who love their jewelry; who love their shoes; who love their clothes! (They think it makes them a better person!)' I know women (especially one in particular) who are obsessed with such things! It's their raison d' etre! They believe it gives them cachet! You can definitely see how ...in the age of influencers, TikTok, Instagram, Only Fans.. they can get caught up in (and obsessed with) vanity, ostentation, pretense and blatant materialism! (And, it's kinda easy to get sucked in!) And when you're branding yourself and selling your sexuality and looks ... it's even more so! Some people are obsessed with impressing others! i.e., The quintessential example of supercilious ostentation and pretense ... has got to be Bernie Madoff! He owned two $55,000 Rolex Daytonas! (He wore 1 on his right wrist ... and 1 on his left wrist!) A quizzical employee once asked him: "Aye Bernie, why do wear two $55,000 Rolex watches?" Bernie Madoff replied: "One to tell the time in my New York office . ... and the other, to tell the time in my London office!" There Ya Go! (I was thinking about that when My ATF was pridefully showing me pics of her walk-in closet ... and expounding upon the virtues and finer points of $50 KirbyAllison clothes hangers!) $50 KirbyAllison clothes hangers! WTF! Huh ... Whaa? Who knew? I never thought ostentation, pretense and materialism could go to such extremes! (She definitely dropped a few pegs in my eyes with her shameless display!) But, I guess when you are blessed with unexpected success ... that's what happens! It changes you! You become full of yourself!

"Basically, you are advising for newbies to take the time and effort to find a HIGH END ESCORT!" You would be correct! How do you define high-end? High-end is relative! (For a $avvy, $treet-$mart monger who does his due diligence; assiduously reads reviews; peruses websites; and is adept at connecting the dots ... high-end could be 300!) That was the going rate of My ATF on our maiden voyage! 300 for the most-bodacious, most-bootylicious, sweet-tasting, DDG K-Girl on the friggin' planet ...with a bona-fide GFE skill set and playbook ... it was THE ULTIMATE BARGAIN! You guys gotta know how to pick 'em! IT WAS the ULTIMATE $TEAL! (I should have had a mask and a gun!) I felt guilty! But I digress. Is checking "the 4 boxes" not the % play for a zero-experience newbie to have a problem-free, smooth-sailing maiden voyage? (Is there anybody out there who would contest that?) Is there is anybody out there who could proffer a newbie better advice for his maiden voyage? BRING IT! Look: You're mongering IQ is much higher than that of a zero-experience newbie! Ya think? You know the ropes; you know the game; you don't need a fellow monger to point you in the right direction! DIFFIDENT NEWBIES DO! Newbies have a very different frame of reference and mongering skill set... than you do! Ya think? If a head-up-his-ass, deer-in-the-headlights newbie who doesn't know how to connect the dots; play the game; navigate the system; has zero mongering experience ... asks me for a proven modus operandi to flatten his learning curve and avoid any sort of misadventure(s) on his maiden voyage ... then my "4 box test" is my advice to him, straight up! Does it lend itself toward high-end! Yes! So be it. It also lends itself toward a newbie hookin'-up with a safe, secure, no-nonsense, @-the-top-her-game professional with a GFE skill set and playbook! I think you would concur that checking the 4 boxes ... is gunna work 99.999% of the time (for a newbie or a seasoned monger for that matter)! Does it reduce the provider pool? Yes! So be it. Does it significantly reduce the chances of getting busted and taken away in cuffs? YES! (Reading reviews on TER and checking the other 3 boxes ... is just, straight-up, street-smart advice!) I don't know how any mongers, in good conscience, can deny this (with a straight face)? I even put it out there that if a newbie checks those 4 boxes ... and gets involved in a sting on his maiden voyage ... I will post his bail and pay for his lawyer! HOW'S THAT? (Surely, you're not suggesting to a maiden-voyage newbie ... who is shaking in his boots; deathly afraid of getting pimped-rolled (or worse); deathly afraid of getting busted; deathly afraid of appearing on the local police blotter and losing his job; deathly afraid of misadventure ... that (with these concerns in mind) there is no appreciable difference between hooking up with a provider who operates out of a s&#thole, dumpy motel as opposed to hooking up with a provider who operates out of a Hilton or a Sheraton?) Let's get real (Newbies: Anybody who tells you otherwise ... DO NOT LISTEN to THEM!) Let me ask, you, straight up: What is the probability of a newbie getting busted on his maiden voyage ... if he checks those 4 boxes? (< 0!) Newbies, let me ask you 2 probative questions: 1) Do you want to tip the scales in your favor? 2) Do you want smooth sailing? If you don't .. than don't bother checking the 4 boxes before embarking on your maiden voyage! Leave it all be left up to random chance; let it all be just a roll of the hobby dice! (Good luck ... ur gunna need it!) Now, let me address 2 of your false narratives: 1) "you seem to be ADVERTISING for TER" It might seem that way ... but I have no hidden agenda. I have no dog in the fight! I speak the truth! I'm just lookin' to help the newbies ... flatten their learning curve! 2) "it wouldn't surprise me if you were discovered to have another TOB profile with REVIEWS" 100% UNTRUE! Are you implying that by doing so I am furtively shilling for reviewed providers whom I have hooked-up with? WRONG! (Completely false narrative!) Another point you made: "The bottom line is there is no 100% way to effectively stop a provider or client from encountering something unpleasant when it comes to this here hobby" Maybe so, but: By using Street-Smarts ....THERE IS, MOST DEFINITELY, a WAY to TIP the SCALES of MONGERING SUCCESS in UR FAVOR! One final note: If mentoring, zero-experience newbies for their maiden voyage and pointing them in the right direction earns a monger pariah status ... SO BE IT! (What can ya do?) Life's a bitch ... and then, you marry one! ps Newbies take note: How so few of your brother mongers are lookin' out for ya ... and couldn't be bothered to offer you any prudent advice on how to embark on a successful maiden voyage! What's up with that? (It's as if they are indifferent to your mongering fate; want you to learn the hard way; want you to get played out; want you to get scammed, hustled and pimp-rolled; and could care less if you frivolously piss away your time and $$$ on fruitless trial and error!) Makes ya wonder some time! (Now you know ... who's on your side!)

Au Contraire Mon Frere! (I may have spoiled "Ms.78" with wanton DATY and DATO (with Reddi Wip)!) But, the only things I bought for her were flowers, chocolates, kimchi, jacketed Hosui pears, Mega Millions tickets and a Korean-English dictionary! Like you, I'm not much for ostentation, conspicuous consumption, blatant materialism and name-dropping ... but I can see how some people (especially women) can get caught up in it! "Ms. 78" was @ the top of her game! And she knew it! (And, she had nobody to thank but herself ... apart from getting a lucky roll of the genetic dice!) She had it all workin'! She would tell me during pillow talk: "Gary .... America great country... if you ambitious and work hard streets are paved with gold!" Ya gotta luv! Some people get on a lucky roll ... and enjoy success beyond their wildest dreams! It happens! A heretofore reserved, sweet-natured, demure person ... develops an ego! It happens! She would relate to me during pillow talk that her biggest problem was hiding her $$$ from the IRS! (Bringin' in a 1/4 mil a year (all cash) ... a lot of people would like to have that problem!) She was deathly afraid of blowing her cover with an IRS audit! (Whereupon I offered some $treet-$mart advice on how to file her taxes so as not to set off red flags with the IRS!) Some of that advice being: Always file by April15th; never, ever, ever file an amended return; always have your return prepared by a tax professional; and stamped with an official stamp! I could reveal some of the other (quasi-legal) advice I offered her ... but I'm afraid if a mongering IRS agent should be lurking in the shadows ... it might not be a good idea! Some people become intoxicated by their success! (Especially if they come from humble beginnings!) And it can spawn an unappealing transformation in attitude! It happens! With all the $$$ she was throwin' around and being a stone's throw from NYC in operating at high-end hotels at the foot of the GW Bridge ....I suspected she had some HNW (and possibly recognizable and high-profile) gent$ on her client manifest! Here's what happened one night (to confirm my well-founded suspicions): I got to our rendezvous hotel real early (because inexplicably there was no traffic)! Since I had over an hour to kill ,,, let me just sit in the car and listen to Monday Night Football and at 9:30 I'll text her and head on up! With so much time on my hands ... I got into stakeout mode: I strategically parked the car so that I would have a bird's-eye view of the portico and observe the comings and goings. I'm listening to the game (the Broncos were playin' the Bengals) ... and nothing much or noteworthy was really happening! Until, at 8:30 ... a stretch limo pulls up under the portico! Okay, a stretch limo at a Hilton ... no big deal! The limo driver gets out ... and starts smokin' a cigarette! No big deal! 15 minutes later (at 8:45) a figure (smiling from ear to ear with a s&#t-eatin' grin on his face ) emerges from the hotel lobby and starts gesticulating and high-fivin' the limo driver! (The limo driver starts giving him congratulatory pats on the back!) WTF is goin' on here? I said to myself: That guy talkin' to the limo driver looks really familiar! (Now, my interest was piqued!) I couldn't quite place him, though! So I zeroed in on him and gave him a good double take! (It could have been my imagination ... but I swear he bore a strong resemblance to a chef on The Food Network!) I said: Naah can't be (It was dark and drizzling outside; I didn't have a good enough look)! Pure speculation! (He and the driver subsequently got into the limo and drove off!) And, I forgot about it! 9:30 comes ... I text her and head on up to her room! I step into her room and she emerges from behind the door in the customary Victoria's Secret Baby Doll in a pair of 5" CFM's! Lookin' hot as Hell! As per her usual rendezvous modus operandi and playbook! As we were catching up and exchanging pleasantries ... I glanced over to the table in the kitchenette; and low and behold sits a fancy placemat and a gourmet-looking, souffle ramekin (like something Martha Stewart would have!) A lightbulb went off in my head! I began to connect the dots! Now, was there a direct connection between the souffle ramekin on the table in the kitchenette ... and the Food Network chef doppelganger getting into the stretch limo? I'm ... just sayin'. ps In regard to: "Whatever happened to "Ms. 78""! C-19 was a paradigm changer! She got spooked! (And decided it was time to turn the page on her demimonde life!) To hang up her Louboutins ... before her luck ran out! She returned to the Hermit Kingdom ... and left her double life in America behind! Her brother is a captain in the SK army and he's well connected! He got her a highly-coveted, cushy job as a tour guide at the DMZ guiding dignitaries and VIPs! (If the North Korean soldiers on the other side ever saw "Ms. 78" guiding a tour in a Victoria's Secret Baby Doll in a pair of 5" CFMs ... THEY WOULD DEFECT EN MASSE!) Kim Jung Un ... might sue for peace!

Amen 2 That! There's a lot to be said for: "I believe in being genuine and original ... down to earth." Everybody's got a different comfort zone. Everybody's got their own style! Whatever works for you! In my experience, a lot of women embrace ostentation, pretense and conspicuous consumption! Let me tell you a story: I know nothing about haute couture! I'm drawing a complete blank! (I couldn't tell a Prada from a Gucci from a JC Penny!) But, one winter night when I was rendezvousing with My ATF ... as I was leaving her room, and we were exchanging departing pleasantries, ... I blindly reached into the hotel closet to reflexively grab my jacket ... but I grabbed her coat instead! No big deal! I thought nothing of it! (Like I said: I know nothing about women's high fashion!) ZERO! Well let me tell you ... as I mistakenly pulled her coat out of the closet ... I gave it a cursory once over! I couldn't believe the look, feel and tailoring of that coat! Like I said: I know nothing about haute couture! But that coat just looked and felt reeeal expensive! The fabric, the stitching, the labeling, the zipper, the goose-feathers hood, the feel of the down, the puffiness ... exuded luxury! Even to my untutored eye ... I could tell it was expertly-tailored haute couture! It was the most impressive piece of clothing I had ever seen! I was mightily impressed! As I was further inspecting and marveling at the coat ... I looked up at her and said: "WOW...####-Luv, where did you get THIS?" Well, THAT SET HER OFF! (It was almost as if she was just waiting for the opportunity to expound upon her exquisite taste and her eye for refinement and luxury and her fashionista pedigree!) With great pride, she promptly begins to go into a 10-minute discourse and enthusiastically tells me all about the provenance of the coat! She begins to eagerly tell me that she is a member of an exclusive, invitation-only boutique in SOHO (a high-fashion enclave in NYC)! (Frequented by models, actresses, girlfriends of hedge fund managers and jetsetters!) And, it emerged that it is a $1,900 Moncler Filmarre filled with Icelandic Eiderdown! Who knew? (NOW PICTURE THIS: She's going into this 10-minute discourse IN HER BIRTHDAY SUIT in a PAIR of 5" CFM LOUBOUTINS ... cuz, that's the way she escorts me to the door at the end of the rendezvous!) She was gettin' all amped up; she had a pronounced level of excitation! She was a sight to behold! (Especially in those 5" CFMs!) I looked on with great amusement! Then, she proceeds to tell me (with a sense of triumph and self-satisfaction)... that she got the $1900 coat for $900 through the exclusive boutique in SOHO that had an invitation-only Black Friday Sale! Who knew! (Another day in the life of a monger!) Ya gotta luv it!

Let's take these points one at a time. (Let's start with the last one first!) In regard to DATO and its inherent, Hepatitis A risks ... that, most certainly, has not been my experience! I'm a devout, unrepentant, shameless DATO aficionado (with Reddi Wip no less)! I'm a DATO WARRIOR! (And, I ain't no fool!) The secret to unqualified, DATO success is to procure a low-volume, mint-condition ATF @ the top of her game (in all regards)! My ATF is (was) obsessed and meticulous about her hygiene! She was always on point! (78 rendezvous ... she never had a bad day!) She was always pristine, minty, sweet-tasting and surgically scrubbed! We rendezvoused 78x! (That's a big # and that ain't a small sample size!) I never tested positive for anything! (So much for your Hepatitis A theory!) Maybe there's a reason my luck never ran out! I'M a DISCERNING CONNOISSEUR! And, a DATO Connoisseur is highly selective and discriminating in the procurement of his ATF! I ain't desperate and hard up! JUST ANY PROVIDER WON'T DO! A DATO Connoisseur doesn't reside in the shallow end of the hobby pool; he doesn't spend his time and $$$ on high-volume, unselective, f&#k-anybody, pimped-out providers who operate out of sh&#hole dumps ... and, who cater to unkempt, hygienically -compromised, bargain-hunting Backpage refugees! That ain't for me! I know the game! THAT'S NOT the WAY I ROLL! I am demanding; I have elitist standards! Like I said: I've rendezvoused with my mint-condition, surgically-scrubbed ATF 78x! NEVER TESTED POSITIVE for ANYTHING! After 78 wanton DATO rendezvous ... never got sick! (Rendezvousing with her was always eminently-satisfying, smooth sailing and drama-free!) I (we) have defied the Hepatitis A odds ... I'm a picture of worry-free, robust health! So Be It! ps Standby for more: I shall be addressing the other points you have made in short order.

HATERS GUNNA HATE! I thought a naysayer like you would jump at the chance ... to be judge, jury and executioner! I thought you would relish the opportunity to be the final arbiter on my street cred (or lack thereof)! (Why wouldn't you want to take advantage of a golden opportunity to examine the evidence; expose me; and bolster the claims of the naysayers?) I musta missed the memo! I thought you would be all amped up (ready to take a victory lap)... by telling TOB community that you perused the extant photos of My ATF on Erotic Monkey and Mccoy's Guide; you were not sufficiently impressed; my taste in women is woefully lacking; she was not the least bit bodacious and bootylicious; she was not DDG; she was nothing more than a Rose Ann Barr doppelganger; you viewed my handiwork based on whom I procured as an ATF (78 rendezvous) and you can unequivocally state that I am a complete fake, phony and a fraud! (My street cred is < 0!) I thought you would only be too willing to step up to the plate and accept the challenge! (Aye ... @ LEAST I WAS GAME!) ps In regard to the Louboutins (they were only the tip of the iceberg) ... one night during pillow talk she proudly showed me pics of her BIENAL walk-in closet! OMG! (I never knew such a clothes horse existed!) It was mightily impressive! It looked like a boutique showroom! (Worthy of a spread in Architectural Digest!) Being the ultimate fashionista and conscious of her brand and style... she began to enthusiastically lecture me on her knowledge of various designer brands and how by examining the labeling and stitching she could easily spot a knockoff! With great pride she told me she could spot a knockoff a mile away! (Who knew?) The closet was as big as a master bedroom with a 7' mirror and all manner of designer accoutrements, neatly racked from floor to ceiling, ($700 Saint Laurent sunglasses, a $2000 Moncler jacket, Jean Paul Gaultier jeans; Gucci boots; $600 Jimmy Choo sneakers; a $300 Bony Levy ankle bracelet; a $70 tube of Hermes lipstick and, to top it all off, ... $50 hangers)! WTF? There must have been at least 20 pairs of CFM pumps! (It would make Melania Trump green with envy!)

I'm glad you asked! The secret to satisfying, misadventure-free, mongering success ... is street-smarts combined with the ability to effectively separate the wheat from the chaff; separate the contenders from the pretenders; and connect the dots! IT CAN BE DONE! My "full proof secret" is called the "Check the 4 Boxes Test"! It's a straightforward modus operandi! It will help you avoid ersatz providers ... 99.999% of the time! No more rolling of the hobby dice! No more wading into the shallow end of the hobby pool ... where misadventure awaits! No more pissin' away your time and $$$ on fruitless trail and error! Here goes: I maintain with a supremely high level of confidence.. that if you check the below-mentioned 4 boxes before spending your time and $$$ ... you will not get bait and switched, hustled, scammed, robbed, pimp-rolled or encounter LE! In addition to street-smarts it requires discernment, selectivity and discipline! (Not exactly traits attributed to the average monger!) If you only hookup with providers who: 1) Have a website. 2) Reviews on TER. 3) Have a video. 4) Operate out of high-end hotels. (These are the attributes of true professionals @ the top of their game!) They don't play mongers out! They're not hustlers! They're not into scams! They don't operate out of s&#thole dumps! LE will be nowhere in sight! They brand themselves and take great pride in their professionalism! They have spotless, immaculate rooms thick with ambiance ... imbued with feng shui!** THEY DELIVER the GOODS! It's gunna be smooth sailing and drama-free 99.999% of the time! (Admittedly, the pool of qualified providers will decidedly shrink ... cuz, the majority of providers lack the professionalism and wherewithal to check the 4 boxes!) It is what it is! Accept and adapt! If you're discerning and selective ... that's the price you gotta pay to live a misadventure-free mongering life! So be it! Case in point, if I may ask: the "5 times in the past 6 months" ... you "got bait n switched" ... how many of those bait and switch providers were true professionals who actually checked all 4 of the boxes? (Probably none!) That's what I'm sayin'. Good luck in your future hobbying endeavors! ** Methinks the concept of a provider putting thought into creating an enticing and inviting room thick with atmosphere ... will be beyond the ken and not picked up on by the average newbie! (But something the discerning, monger cognoscenti would, definitely, pick up on ... cuz it's a big "tell" and depicts a provider in a most-favorable light!)

Just lookin' out for my brother mongers and tryin' to point them in the right direction and flatten their learning curve!

High-profile LE stings at Hiltons and Sheratons are rare outliers! And, you know it! (A monger's got a better chance of being struck by lightning!) At Motel 6s, Red Roof Inns, Travelodges ... not so much! ps I wish you could provide concrete examples of these websites, reviews and videos of undercovers that are made by LE prior to an elaborate sting operation! You know full well the overwhelming vast majority of LE stings are low-budget affairs conducted out of dumpy motels started by a generic add placed to attract and entrap bargain-hunting, bottom-feeding Backpage refugees! psll Whatz Up? You still didn't answer the 64k question! ? What % of mongers are devout DATOers?

Another naysayer! That's okay! (Healthy skepticism is a good thing!) "creepy" "twisted narrative" "your cred ... is already high as a snake's belly" AU CONTRAIRE MON FRERE! I'll tell ya what: If you (and your fellow naysayers) think I'm an abject fake, phony and a fraud and my street cred is de minimis ... I'm gunna let you be the judge and report back to the TOB community! Although Covid-19 spooked her, was a paradigm changer, and precipitated the hanging up of My Beloved ATF's stilettos; although she has scrubbed (almost) all vestiges of her presence on social media and the internet; and returned to the Hermit Kingdom; ... if you do deep dive there are still photos of her to be found in the deep recesses of the internet! Let's keep it private: I'm going to PM you and tell you where to find them! Then, you can objectively evaluate my handy work and the level of my connoisseurship ... and report back to the TOB community and tell them all about my street cred (or lack thereof)! Fair enough? You up 4 it? (UR GUUNA BE the JUDGE!) ps (1 monger 2 another) You're in for a real treat! When I direct you to her photo on Mccoy's Guide ... and then direct you to her photo (rockin' a skin-tight, white mini-skirt in a pair of 5" CFM Louboutins) on Erotic Monkey ... your gunna know aaal about my street cred! OOH LA LA!

So, if you're so censorious of the advice I proffer newbies on how to play the game and avoid LE ... just what advice would you give them so that they may tip the scales of mongering success in their favor; encounter a provider @ the top of her game with a bona-fide GFE skill set and playbook; and enjoy smooth sailing on their maiden voyage? Give it up! (Any of my naysayers ... feel free to weigh in on this!) I would very much like to know what advice you would proffer a maiden-voyage (deathly afraid of LE) newbie ... that would trump mine! Bring It! My "Check the 4 Boxes" modus operandi, will for all intents and purposes, scam-proof, hustle-proof, B&S-proof, hood-rat-proof, pimp-roll-proof and, More Importantly, LE-PROOF any monger who so employs it! Cuz, very rarely are stings conducted out of high-end hotels! For logistical reasons ... it's not practical! When it comes down to avoiding LE; staying off of the police blotter; saving your marriage; and saving your career; .... I BROKE the CASE! (If any monger gets busted by LE after checking the 4 boxes ... I'LL CUM BAIL U OUT and PAY for UR ATTORNEY!) How many image-conscious Hilton and Sheraton execs are gunna signoff on LE busts being conducted from their hotels with flummoxed, disheveled mongers being dragged through the lobby in cuffs and summarily placed into paddy wagons in their hotel parking lot? Get Real! Some bullet points: LE busts are looking to rack up arrest numbers (in order to justify their existence and the cost of the undercover operation) by preying upon the bargain-hunting, easily-duped, low-hanging-fruit ... who lack street-smarts! And, this can only be been done by orchestrating their busts out of low-end, dumpy motels that appeal to Backpage refugees! (99.999% of all LE busts are conducted from the likes of a dumpy Motel 6/Red Roof Inn/Travelodge!) Surely, you're not denying this? There is a dearth of such easy prey at high-end hotels; easily-preyed-upon Backpage refugees are, most certainly, not in large #s at Hiltons or Sheratons! And, are you denying (especially for newbies) that if the abovementioned 4 boxes are checked that it, will not, be smooth sailing 99.999% of the time? (Come on ... it will be smooth sailing 99.999% of the time!) And, you know it! I've never read a post from any monger who checked the 4 boxes ... and he got busted! That's why a video is so important in avoiding LE! (There's no way in HELL ... LE is ever gunna produce a video of an undercover!) THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! And, it's highly unlikely LE is gunna come up with a professional-looking website for their undercover ... with an intro page, a Q & A page, an etiquette page, a screening page, a photo spread and a video! GET REAL! And, it's also highly unlikely (virtually impossible) for LE to create fake (but credible) reviews on TER for their undercover! A savvy, street-smart monger well-versed in reading TER reviews ... would pick up on such inauthenticity immediately! How is LE ever gunna fabricate dozens of credible reviews on TER for their undercover, from mongers who have street cred, because they have reviewed other providers? CAN'T BE DONE! (The CIA couldn't pull it off!) Are you denying any of this? (Is anybody out there denying any of this?) That's why reviews on TER are so important ...for mongers who are worried about getting busted by LE and have a lot to lose! There's no 2 ways about it ... reviews, website, video and a high-end hotel greatly increases a provider's street cred and legitimacy ! And, more importantly a monger's safety and avoidance of LE! (How could it not?) How could anybody (looking out for the wellbeing and safety of his fellow mongers) tell a lost-in-the-wilderness newbie preparing for his maiden voyage... to ignore this? WTF! ps Let's switch gears! Surprisingly the "DATO Aficionados" thread got no responses! (Presumably, cuz so few mongers indulge it!) So let me ask you straight up: In your experience what % of mongers are devout DATO aficionados?

100% on point! Guilty as charged! I apologize for having "contributed little"! I confess: I know nothing about successful mongering; I know nothing about tipping the scales in your favor; my contributions are absolutely worthless and are completely devoid of real-world, boots-on-the-ground, mongering experience: i.e., Suggesting to newbie mongers that they should not make a decision based on a photoshopped pic of a provider who has no reviews and no website... is terrible advice! And, exercising street-smarts; by making themselves a student of the game; by reading reviews; by perusing websites; and connecting the dots before spending their time and $$$ ..... is more terrible advice! And, to avoid providers who operate out of pimp-infested, dumpy motels ... is even more-terrible advice! My bad! (I humbly apologize to all newbies! DO NOT HEED ANY of MY ADVICE ...cuz it will do absolutely nothing in upping your game** and pointing you in the right direction**!) ** Newbies: If any of my worthless, foolhardy advice ever caused you to not frivolously piss away your time and $$$ on countless hours of fruitless trial and error; flattened your learning curve; and had you hookin' up with true professionals @ the top of their game with bona-fide GFE skill sets and playbooks ... I APOLOGIZE! ps Best of luck in finding a fellow monger who knows the game and can point you in the right direction.

Think about it! Some providers are hopelessly spoiled , and do indeed, lead a charmed life! They got smitten regulars who are shameless DATO aficionados paying them beaucoup $$$ ... to eat their a&#holes (with Reddi Wip)! Think about that! (For a provider ... does it get any better than that?) I THINK NOT!

How's this for a double standard? You indulge your, hopelessly spoiled, ATF in "Royal DATO" (i.e., you lather her up and wantonly eat her a&#hole with Reddi Wip) as she buries her face in the pillow, and, after you cum up for air ... there's no quid pro quo; there's no reciprocation; there's no returning the favor! WTF? (What a slap in the face!) What a 1-way street! That, could be the ultimate double standard! No? (Some providers got it good ... and lead a charmed life!)

Au contraire mon ami! I think some mongers would be genuinely curious about my taste in women and just whom I procured as an ATF! (About whom I rendezvoused with 78x!) But, that's okay! Just giving the naysayers the opportunity to impugn my street cred!

You can't believe the levels of absurdity these insufferable feminists will resort to ... to make a point.

You may be captious and critical ... but you know, deep down, I speak the truth. FYI: Covid was a paradigm changer. My ATF got spooked and returned to The Hermit Kingdom. Prior to that we were on a roll! We rendezvoused 78x. ( 78's a big # ...that's gotta be a GFE/ATF record!) No? If TTBT she was the GFE/ATF Gold Standard! After she hung up her stilettos she scrubbed her presence from social media and all platforms! If the powers that be so allow I will post the last remaining vestige (photo) of her that is extant on social media... so that you and the TOB community can objectively evaluate my street cred and taste in ATFs! (I'm up 4 it ... if ur up 4 it!)

You know how married women hyphenate their maiden name with their husband's surname so as to maintain their identity (they do have a point) ... well, I knew an insufferable feminist whose name was Deborah Smith. She married a guy named Christopher Smith! Guess what her new, official, hyphenated name was on her drivers license and passport? (Deborah Smith-Smith!) How about that one!

I'm not privy to anybody's financial situation! I just point out to newbies the precepts of successful mongering. There is a way (a modus operandi) to not get bait & switched; not get scammed; not get hustled; not get robbed; avoid hood rats; not get pimped-rolled; not encounter LE; not place yourself in a precarious situation! There is a way to thrive in the hobby lifestyle! What's wrong with pointing fellow mongers in the right direction so that they may up their game; flatten their learning curve; and productively spend their time and $$$ on providers with GFE skill sets and GFE playbooks? Why would anybody object to that? (But, I get the distinct impression that there is a segment of the hobby community that would prefer that vulnerable, easily-led and manipulated newbies remain in the dark about such things!) "He who speaks the truth will stand before closed doors."

How else to better inculcate in neophyte newbies the proven (based on real-world, in-the-trenches, mongering experience) modus operandi for mongering success and how not to frivolously piss away their time and $$$ on bottom-of-the-food chain providers ... who have no TER reviews, no website and, most likely, no GFE skill set and no GFE playbook? (You know I speak the truth!) Would you be more amenable if I perpetrated false narratives? i.e., Reviews are not important; having a website is no big deal; a video is not a sign of a next-level provider; a high-end hotel is not a positive sign? Yeah ... Okay! Would you be more amenable if I made no attempt to point newbies in the right direction and show them how it's done? And told newbies that successful mongering was predicated on nothing more than dumb luck? That, successful mongering is nothing more than a roll of the hobby dice? (That, all providers are created equal!) Yeah ... Okay! That, successful mongering is predicated on making a decision based solely on a photoshopped pic, generic advert and embellished bio? That, it is far better to fly blind ... and successful mongering has nothing to do with connecting the dots by reading reviews and perusing websites? Yeah ...Okay! That pulling into the parking lot of a Hilton or a Sheraton (as opposed to a dumpy motel) ... in not a big "tell" and does not depict the provider in a most-favorable light and is not evidence of high-end? That, an effective modus operandi does not exist for tipping the scales of mongering success ... in your favor! Yeah ... Okay! ps I can not, in good conscience, sit idly by; betray my brother mongers (especially the newbies); see them piss way their time and $$$; get scammed; get hustled; get played-out; get pimped-rolled; and, not speak up; be indifferent to their mongering fate; not show them how to connect the dots and show them how it's done; and not point them in the right direction! NO CAN DO! (I know the secrets to mongering success!) That's not the way I roll! (The seasoned, discerning, monger cognoscenti amongst us knows full well where I'm coming from ... and, knows I speak the unvarnished truth!) So be it!

I'm not talking about a generic email blast from a booker lookin' to fill a slot! i.e., "Hi guys Luscious Lexie had a cancellation ... she's available ..." But, a cordial, solicitous, Sunday-morning email!