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Here's what happened: Let me preface this by saying she was game and on task! But her glam shots and video were highly deceiving! They were dated! And she did not really resemble her pics! She claims to be 5' 5" 115. From her photos I expected to see a dainty, shapely package. She was thicker than I had anticipated. She wasn't dolled-up in the least! She wore no makeup! She had no suggestive outfit on (just a ratty lookin' bra and panty set). No CFM pumps. TV was on. She fiddled with her phone throughout. WTF! She doesn't speak English ... so there was no conversation. Awkward! The room lacked atmosphere and ambiance. She gave no thought to it! Although there was no communication ... she did appear to be sweet-natured and eager to please! She did seem to appreciate the flower, chocolate bar and lottery ticket! She was receptive to my DATY/DATO advances (no Reddi Wip, though)! (She seemed to enjoy it; she was moaning and got very wet!) The rendezvous started off ominously: As I got off the elevator and walked down the hall ... wouldn't ya know, housekeeping was directly in front of her room and engaged in conversation with another housekeeper down the hall (they were animated and giggling and speaking in Spanish and could have been joking: "I'll bet this gringo is goin' to the puta's room ###") ... and not moving! I had to circumvent the housekeeper and knock on her door! Extremely awkward and unsettling! (The housekeeper gave me a good once-over with a knowing, I-know-what-ur-up-to look!) When I entered her room I was not impressed by what I saw. (Like I said: No makeup, no outfit, no CFM pumps!) Just a plain-Jane look! What's up wit dat? If My ATF ("Ms. 78") gets a grade of A++ ... then I gotta give her a "yeowoman's" C+! At the end of the day: Although she couldn't compare to My ATF ... she was game and on task! She did earn her paycheck, I guess. (Her doggy-style spread was acceptable; she had a tight p##sy and she induced a heavy load!) That's the way it went down! That's the way it all played out! There's 8 million stories in the naked city! (Another day in the life of a monger!)

THANX! Will Do! Gettin' all pumped-up for some Good, Afternoon-Delight, Brazilian, GFE P##sy! I got a good feelin' about this one! (Her pics and video on her website inspire confidence!) Hopefully she'll be receptive to some serious DATY/DATO action before The Main Event! I'll be packin' some flowers, chocolates and a lottery ticket ... to hopefully make a good first impression and set the tone! (I'm hopin' and prayin' she emerges from behind the door in a Victoria's Secret Baby Doll in a pair of 5" CFMs (a la My ATF)!) But this being our maiden voyage ... ya never know! My mission is to find a present iteration of My ATF! "Geronimo for God and country!" ps Say a pray to the DATY/DATO Gods for me!

Au Contraire Mon Amie! You're just insanely jealous ... cuz you ain't got no clients worth inviting back! (You ain't got no high cards in your deck!) I wouldn't be a bit surprised if the few clients you do profess to have .... are a bunch of low-information, bargain-hunting Backpage Refugees who frequent the shallow end of the hobby pool! (My ATF would probably turn her nose up @ them!) But I digress! Bless your heart, don't you worry Honey Child ... when My ATF knows I'm comin' ... she always has a fresh box of Magnums on the nightstand beside the bed! (Why do you think she invited me back 77x?) Somebody musta believed in the mission! Somebody musta been packin'! Somebody musta coveted somebody's companionship! Ya think? I'm most curious, though: Why do you have no reviews on TER? TER IS the GOLD STANDARD! Duuh! "Provider information do longer available" Huh ...Whaa? (My ATF has 280 for the whole world to see!) What's up wit you? Why: "Provider information no longer available"? What's up wit dat? Is your game that weak? Or the few reviews you did have were so unflattering ... that you had them deleted? Are you embarrassed about something? Do you have something to hide? (Cum on now Luv ... Ur Talkin' to ME!) I KNOW the GAME! I Know What's Goin' Down! I would think a know-it-all, pontificator like you would have some serious "game"... backed up by reviews on TER! Ya think? (Like I said: My ATF has 280 to verify her street cred!) But YOU ... CRICKETS ...YOU AIN'T GOT NONE! Somethin's gotta be up! No reviews on TER! WTF! That's highly suspect! That doesn't pass the smell test! Everybody knows ... reviews on TER separates the wheat from the chaff! THE BIG GIRLS with GFE GAME .. Got Plenty of Them! With a No-Reviews Resume LIKE YOURS ... U AIN'T GOT NO STREET CRED... Straight Up! (I have no respect for you!) With no reviews on TER ... your opinion carries little weight! WHO ... would listen to what you have to say? ps Getting to a subject matter you MIGHT be able to comment on with some degree of credibility: It's gunna be our maiden voyage tomorrow... how do I get The Brazilian Babe to warm up to a DATO slabber fest (with Reddi Wip)? I don't think Google translate ... will be up to the task!

Please stop THIS NONSENSE! You don't what know what the Hell you're talkin' about! You got no street cred! You're paranoid over absolutely nothing! I'm a Street-Smart MFer! (I've rendevoused with My ATF 78x ... at high-end hotels all over NNJ ... Nothing Bad Ever Happened!) It was always smooth sailing! AIN'T NOTHIN' BAD GUNNA HAPPEN to HER! (In NNJ there's gotten be 1000s of Brazilians walking in hotel lobbies "a stone's throw from the GW bridge"!) Get Real! Please stop with this paranoid, alarmist nonsense! Please stop being an alarmist, nonsensical troublemaker! NOTHING BAD IS GUNNA HAPPEN! She's gunna be wagging her tail ...when I step into her room! A Good Time Is Gunna Be Had by ALL! (Just like it always is!) I've Rendezvoused with My ATF 78x ... I'M an EXPERT @ THIS! ps I'll betcha she invites me back!

Rendezvousing with a Brazilian babe tomorrow afternoon @ 4 ... just a stone's throw from the GW bridge! Wish me luck! There is 1 potential problem, though: Her reviews state she's totally hot ... but, she doesn't speak any English! It's gunna be a Google translate encounter! Not exactly ideal! (Using Google translate during pillow talk ... could be rather awkward!)

Au Contraire Mon Amie! You've gotten your signals crossed when you say: "None of the other 280 review ladies wanted to see you" You are perpetrating a false narrative and are obfuscating the facts! Firstly, there are very, very, very few providers on TER with the GFE skill set and playbook to garner 280 reviews! 280 is Big #! 280 represents Elite, Rarefied, GFE Superstar Status! 280 is the # of reviews My ATF garnered during her tenure! (Somebody musta been doing something right!) Somebody ... musta been @ The Top of Their Game! Ya think? ps FYI: In my mongering bailiwick I have street cred! I Can Have the Pick of the Litter ... ANYTIME I WANT! Let's put it THIS WAY: When I step into a provider's room ... she's not exactly gunna be disappointed! (The word gets out amongst the provider cognoscenti!) Ya know what I'm sayin'? ''

There Ya Go! Au Contraire Mon Amie! I ain't lookin' to "keep" ... nobody! I ain't lookin' to get engaged! I don't play dat game! (I'm too smart for that s##t!) I'm just lookin' to go on a good, deep run with a hot, mint-condition, nubile woman! I tried to help you out and show you how it's done! I tried to show you how to take it to the next level! I provided you with the proven formula for success! I straight up ... laid it out for you! I told you how to put yourself on the radar of the discerning cognoscenti! (And what thanks do I get?) You should be more appreciative to those who are doin' you a solid ... and tryin' to point you in the right direction! When's a light bulb gunna off in your head? Aren't you interested in improving your game? Aren't you interested in establishing yourself as a brand? Aren't you interested in ascending to the top of the provider food chain? Aren't you interesting is distinguishing yourself in your field of endeavor? Don't you wanna know what success feels like? We Know Your Dance Card is Never Full! (Give it up!) I'm tryin' 2 Show U The Way! Crickets! When was the last time you were fully-booked? (If you were ... you wouldn't be on here trolling me!) Once again, I'm gunna proffer you some unsolicited, free advice: Trolling is unproductive and bad for the soul; it betrays the true character of a person; it depicts you in a most-unfavorable light! You should be out there procuring HNW regulars ... instead of obsessing over my posts! (Do you put them under ur pillow and read them, chapter and verse, ... B 4 U go 2 bed @ nite? ) I think you do! You really should stop trolling and obsessing over me ... and be devoting your precious time and energy to something more productive ... LIKE GETTING HIGH-CALIBER CLIENTS! Ya Think? I can tell you possess no Je Ne Sais Quoi! It's obvious! How many smitten regulars do you have? (< Zero?) THE 64K QUESTION: How many regulars do you have who shower you with flowers, chocolates and lottery tickets ... and pay you big buck$ to lick your p##sy and eat your a##hole (with Reddi Wip)? (< Zero?) Have you ever lived such a charmed life? Yeah ... Okay! Would you sell your soul to the Devil to have a business model like THAT ... with highly-coveted clients? i.e. Respectful, clean, generous, approachable, engaging, no-nonsense, punctual, companionable, worldly, well-heeled, educated, well-spoken, well-behaved and well-groomed GENTLEMEN! HEELLO! What kind of business model do you aspire to? What caliber of monger ... do want to step into your room? LET'S GET REAL! Don't you wanna signup for THAT? Duuh! (They ARE Out There!) THEY DO EXIST! And, you should be out there ... tryin' to get your share of them! Ya think? Would you cum in your pants if you looked at a fully-booked schedule of such highly-coveted client$? Would you think you dropped dead and went to Heaven? (Of Course U Would!) WHO WOULDN'T? ps Good luck in your future providing endeavors! (Hopefully some of the advice I have given you will sink in!)

Au Contraire Mon Amie! That's not true! Nobody's at risk! Not even a little bit! You don't know what's really goin' down at that hotel! (But I do; cuz I've rendezvoused there with My ATF dozens of times; have keenly observed the various comings and goings; I know how the game is played; and I know to interpret what I'm seeing and connect the dots!) My ATF's setup at that venue is probably the safest place for her and her clients ... anywhere on the planet! Nothing would ever happen to her or any of her clients , here's why: Cuz, the well-connected, influential, multinational corporation (Samsung) across the street ... that pays 10s of 1000s (maybe millions) in property taxes .... owns that town (and probably the hotel, too, as a franchisee)... and she's one of "theirs" and she's protected! Think about it! SAMSUNG'S GOT a LOT of CLOUT in THAT TOWN ... And, THEY CAN PULL a LOT of STINGS! (More on that later.) I wouldn't be a bit surprised if My ATF was a well-taken-care-of, "on call" ... "Samsung Girl"! Just connect the dots! Like I said: You gotta be able to interpret what you're seeing! A few observations about the comings and goings at that hotel: Whenever I would rendezvous with My ATF I would observe well-heeled, Korean, business men in expensive suits stepping out of stretch limos under the hotel portico! I would see a lot of scantily-clad, all-dolled-up, model-type K-Girls yucking it up with them at the hotel bar! (Samsung's "entertainment" @ its best!) One night there was karaoke! That hotel was quite a scene and had it all workin'! Something had to be goin' down! No? My ATF always sported expensive jewelry and always had a brand new Samsung iphone and laptop! She told me a "friend" who works for Samsung wanted to buy her a Genesis GV80 for her birthday! But, she didn't have a drivers license at the time and would be afraid to park it on the street! (The lavish life some of these girls lead ... is unbelievable!) I'm sure My ATF "entertained" many of Samsung's VIP clients ... some coming directly from the corporate helipad lookin' for an introduction to the "Americanized K-Girl Experience"!) Ya think? Let's get real! (Talk about makin' a favorable 1st impression on newly arriving clients!) KOREAN, SAMSUNG HOSPITALITY @ Its Best! Heello! (Once their valued clients got a good dose of "Samsung Hospitality" AND "sampled the goods"... I've often wondered how many deals they closed because of My ATF?) Think about it? During pillow talk she would often talk about the Chaebols in SK and how they ran everything! And how everybody was deferential and bowed to them! Let me tell you what happened one night: During our rendezvous we would always share a frosty 750 ml bottle of Chimay Grande Reserve (9% ABV) ... before the naughtiness commenced ! (It's a Connoisseur's Beer!) Needless to say when I leave her room I'm probably over the limit! (During the course of 78 rendezvous I somehow always managed to make it home safe and in one piece!) Except one winter night ... I got pulled over, far from the hotel, by a local cop on one of the meandering side roads! (Since I was in the bag ... I think I was overly cautious and driving too slow!) He gave me a field sobriety test (which I thought I passed)! He then gave me a breathalyzer ... which I didn't! (It came back 0.081 ... which is barely over the NJ BAC limit of 0.08!) He said: "Sir, your car is gunna be impounded and I'm taking you to the station and you're going to be booked for DUI!" OH S##T! He takes me to the police station and puts me in a cell! He comes back 10 minutes later and says: "Before I book you for DUI and fingerprint you and take your mugshots ... you are entitled to make 1 phone call!" Now, like I've said: I always suspected My ATF was an insider and hooked-up with the multinational, Samsung execs across the street from her hotel... so out of desperation, I gave her a call and told her what had just happened: "#### luv I got pulled over after I left the hotel and got in the jackpot for a DUI ... is there anyway you can help me out?" She said: "Let me make a few phone calls and see what I can do!" I wait in my cell forlorn and contemplating my fate! A half hour passes (it's around midnight now) ... and I can hear the phone ring in the station! Afterword, I can then hear the cops in a huddle frantically whispering amongst themselves! And guess what happened next? The officer who arrested me comes to my cell; he unlocks it; and, says: "Sir, my supervisor forgot to recalibrate the breathalyzers ... you are free to go!" (He even drove me, in one of the department's Crown Vics, to the impound lot to get my car back!) THERE YA GO! Ya gotta luv it!

Any place that doesn't require a keycard for elevator access ... can't possibly be upscale and has gotta be a sh##hole dump. A dumpy motel that a low-information, pimped-out provider with no reviews and no website would operate out of! And, just how many low-information providers who possess the abovementioned attributes go for 139 a day? I'll bet there are very, very few (almost no) providers who have no website, no reviews and no video ... who go for 139 a day!

Au Contraire Mon Amie! I don't know what Double Trees you guys are talkin' about! From my mongering experience(s) with My ATF ... you are promulgating a false narrative about Double Tree! For some reason ... I don't think Hilton wants to expand its brand to "homeless shelters"! One of the DTs My ATF used to operate out of ... was just as I have described to Caressa Duval! It was a stone's throw from the GW bridge! What "homeless shelter" is $139 a night? See my response to Caressa Duval! What kind of "homeless shelter" has a $15 room-service mac n cheese and $34 filet of beef? What "homeless shelter" has an airport shuttle? What "homeless shelter" has manicured grounds? What "homeless shelter" is across the street from Samsung North American corporate headquarters? What "homeless shelter" is next to a corporate helipad? What "homeless shelter" has copies of "The Korea Times" in its lobby? What "homeless shelter" has stretch limos idling under its portico? Heello! What "homeless shelter" has the smell of Korean gochujang, barbeque spareribs wafting through its lobby? What "homeless shelter" has corporate execs (and presumably clients) in Brioni suites hobnobbing in the lobby? THIS ... is what I have experienced (and seen) whenever I rendezvoused with My ATF! I'm ... just sayin'.

It's 139 a night! It's not exactly a dumpy Motel 6 or a Red Roof Inn! It's a 4-star hotel! And it's in a rather leafy, bucolic setting for being a stone's throw form NYC! It's got an indoor pool; ample parking; a gym; a cute kitchenette in the room; security; an extensive room-service menu and enhanced soundproofing (very important)! It has an impressive, indoor tropical-themed courtyard with a babbling waterfall ... with the rooms encircling it! It's an impressive tableau! (The architect who designed it ... was definitely @ the top of his game!) It's not exactly a pothole-filled, pimp-patrolled, roach-invested, s##thole dump some of the no-reviews, no-website, low-information hood rats operate out of! (Here's another factor to consider: Having to use the room keycard to access the elevator! This presents a real logistical problem for her clients (and her)! Cuz, she (modestly dressed has gotta meet each of her clients in the lobby and then escort him to the elevator (using her room keycard) and then eventually to her room! Think about it: THIS SCENARIO presents many problems**! No? But, in this Double Tree ... a visitor can access the elevator WITHOUT a ROOM KEY CARD but ONLY on FLOORS 1 and 2! So, she always books a room on the 2nd floor! (It's called having Street-Smarts!)) ** Such a scenario would preclude one of the most-titillating and anticipated moments during a rendezvous! i.e. THE BIG REVEAL! (i.e. When the provider emerges from behind the door in a Victoria's Secret Baby Doll in a pair of 5" CFMs!)

You are 100% correct! When Covid hit My Beloved ATF hung up her stilettos and returned to SK (last I heard she's a tour guide at the DMZ escorting VIPs and various dignitaries)! "Ms. 78" and I had a great run! The mourning period is officially over! It's time to turn the page! In search of the present iteration of "Ms. 78" ... I'm rendezvousing with a totally hot, mint-condition, bodacious, bootylicious, Brazilian cutie on Thursday (I requested a Victoria's Secret Baby Doll and a pair of 5" CFMs)! (She's got 60 reviews on TER!) She checks all the boxes in addition to the 60 reviews! 1) Website X 2) Teaser video X 3) High-end hotel (Double Tree) X Wish me luck! Say a prayer for me that she will be receptive to my DATO advances** ... and is dingleberry-free! ** "Ms. 78" loved the "Reddi-Wip Treatment"! But, I think the DATO "Reddi-Wip Treatment" might be a bit much for The Brazilian Babe to handle on our 1st date! ps The probability of a Bait n Switch is zero! (< ZERO)

Wait a minute! If a provider is hot, has a bona-fide GFE skill set and playbook and can deliver the goods ... why would she want to bait n switch? Why would she want to misrepresent herself and confuse her clients?

If you are a discerning, enlightened, savvy, street-smart monger (a SSSM) ... and are only looking to spend your time and $$$ on high-end, true professionals @ the top of their game ... the selection process (i.e. separating the wheat from the chaff) ... DOES INDEED "revolve around a video and a website"! (In addition to reviews on TER and a high-end hotel!) Unless you know somethin' I don't know ..there is no better way to separate the wheat from the chaff! A SSSM intuitively knows when ultimately deciding on a provider there are "Tells" (i.e. "a video and a website" being 2 of them) that betray her level of professionalism and commitment to her craft! (Is anybody out there denying that it is not possible to read between the lines and pick up on certain revelatory "Tells" about a provider that reveal her level of professionalism and commitment to her craft?) Let's get real! A SSSM knows how to find what he's lookin' for based on these "Tells"! A SSSM doesn't piss away his time on $$$ on unknown entities with no credentials and no GFE bona fides! NO CAN DO! ps But, fear not pimped-out, low-information providers who lack the wherewithal and have no website, no reviews, no video and who operate out of s##thole dumps all hope is not lost... cuz, the monger pool is vast and diverse ... there is a plethora of unenlightened, undiscerning, low-information mongers out there who don't know any better ... who lack street-smarts, are inept at connecting the dots and are too stupid to figure it out!

Wait a minute! "There's no way you can be 100 percent sure you aren't getting a BAIT N SWITCH" Au Contraire Mon Frere! If a provider has a website and a video ... it may not be "100 percent sure" but ... it's gunna be 99% "sure". And, if a provider also has stellar reviews on TER and operates out of a high-end hotel ... U CAN BE 1000% Sure .. It Is NOT GUNNA BE a "BAIT N SWITCH"!** I HAVE NEVER READ a POST where a monger hooked-up with a provider who: 1) Had a website 2) Stellar reviews on TER 3) Had a video 4) Operated out of a high-end hotel And, He Got Bait N Switched! In the Entire History of The Hobby ...amongst the 10s of 1000s of posts ... Under the Abovementioned Criteria ... a BAIT N SWITCH HAS NEVER HAPPENED!** ** I am so supremely confident in My Street-Smart "Bait N Switch Avoidance Modus Operandi" ... THAT, if any monger strictly adheres to My 4 "Rules of Engagement" ... AND STILL Gets Bait N Switched ... I'LL GIVE HIM HIS $$$ BACK (X2)! ps Now, if you are foolhardy enough not to exercise street-smarts and don't abide by My 4 "Rules of Engagement" AND, venture into the hood to hookup with some pimped-out hood rat (with no reviews, no website and no video) ... ALL BETS ARE OFF!