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  1. June

    hi there...This looks great.. I just started this year with potted plants..Some are hit or miss...I replanted the ones that have lost their flowers in yard hoping for recovery. The asiatics(only one I know name for) have all lost petals. I have an orange one like your pic and that is doing great now that I put it in the yard....
  2. Your Idea Of a Perfect Provider

    I have met a few great providers over the years..But, dozens more that were gaud awful. (smells, rushed, mechanical) In no particular order the things I liked. 1) Girls squats on my and bounces up and down. 2)cleans me up and has warm wash cloth 3)no smell of smoke 4)works on the tip more than just bobbing up and down. 5)impeccably clean 6)not a clock watcher 7)Doesnt say stop or no( rules of engagement discussed well in advance of encounter) 8)Never says hurry up or are you done yet.( a big turn off and ruins moment) 9) Has supplies needed.
  3. Wow,some great stories here...My first celebrity was Jack Nicholson when I was 13.I was having a party and my mom and dad invited him for a drink. nobody too famous other than Dad meeting OJ simpson before his downfall. When living in Florida- first charity dinner Michael Irvin- Ted Hendrick- My mom dropped his super bowl ring into a glass of wine Bo Shembeckler- Couch of the FAU owls for a while Mark Duper Dwight Stevenson-Tackle for the dolphins Chuck Lorre Allison Janey James MacNeil- RB for Jets-
  4. Tell me about money

    Yes!!!!!! and less complicated.
  5. Gift Cards?

    I just had someone request a gift card instead of cash? Is that also a possibly scam?
  6. The Tale of B.A.S.

    Hello, first posting of a story that sort of stuck with me my entire happened many years ago while living in south florida, but I still remember it like it was yesterday. I have been Hobbying for a long long time and have seen my fair share of scams, rippoffs, indi parties,get togethers and strange encounters. I had been looking for a "friend" for a few hours cause the pickins were slim that day and I am pretty picky too. I finally found the right combination and the location was about 25 min from me. I get there and its an apartment complex in a semi decent area. No thugs hanging around! I get to the room and there is this cute little blond with decent body standing in front of me. Apartment was messy but not too bad. I had seen worse. Anyways, she proceeded to conduct her business. It wasnt that memorable but I what I do remember was after repositioning to walk the dog, was a massive whiff of B.A.S.(bad ass smell) coming from one place. And one place only. There was no mistaken the odoriferous smell. It was a can of tuna either. Did it stop me. Hell no! I completed the task at hand like a trooper and went on my way.
  7. Avoiding attention at a hotel

    Never thought of pretending to talk to someone on the phone...I can barely walk and chew gum, so it might be a little difficult. I usually wear a hat and dark sunglasses.
  8. Pic from the old days

    I didn't even notice until you mentioned it..thanks lol.
  9. The Tale of B.A.S.

    at least Neil isnt around here!
  10. The Tale of B.A.S.

    Hey its my cutie pie!!!!! LOL
  11. Anyone notice a lot of men low balling them

    Great hearing this perspective.
  12. How to retire? Or semi-retire?

    Don't know you but congrats on your new adventure. I'm sure you will figure out what to do.And, best case is trying something and then modifying your situation... good luck!
  13. Gift Cards?

    Hehehe...poke the
  14. Gift Cards?

    Another one.., lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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  17. Gift Cards?

    It's time to close this thread
  18. Gift Cards?

    This is true! I tried to delete, but wasn't able. She just continues to harangue me, along with Hunter. Do u plan on meeting anyone from here? Probably not. So...
  19. Gift Cards?

    Thank you for the explanation.seriously. but doesn't that shows a transaction trail like Venmo? Unless you use cash to buy gift card.
  20. Gift Cards?

    pus face! Lol
  21. Deposits Deposits Deposits!!!

    I actually don't think your a Zit. You act more like a festering pustule on my anus that just doesn't go away. Will need major surgery for removal of this.
  22. Deposits Deposits Deposits!!!

    I am familiar with these types of nerds. They are more than abrasive. They are like that pimple on your ass that wont pop and go away. They linger, putting pressure on your butt when you sit.
  23. Gift Cards?