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The spank bank has kept me sane through this pandemic. "To all the girls I've loved before ... who've traveled in and out my door ..."

I've had great luck on it, but you have to sort through the 95% fake/scam ads. The site is well-named ... you have to skip a lot of games. It's easy for people to shit on STG but those of us not lucky enough to live in Denver don't have a lot of options on TOB or P411.

I said "what might happen". I never stated that all PSE girls have STDs. For example I also mentioned Anal, but I don't assume that PSE always means Anal any more than I assume it means unprotected sex with someone that has STDs. I was trying to be humorous.

Step 1: Get tested. Step 2: Stop stereotyping. Not all providers hate men and are fucked up mentally. Step 3: Don't make P4P sex personal. Don't have sex with anyone who does. Emotions are for dating, not P4P.

For me, GFE means that chitchat gives way to making out (DFK), and most likely BBBJ among other activities. I've never had a girlfriend who wouldn't kiss. PSE means probably a high-energy session where God only knows what might happen. Anal, deep throat, call me daddy, broken beds, visits to the STD clinic, etc. Generally I prefer GFE!

I can't find any red flags other than I'd gladly give her all my money if she is real. So I'd rather not know!

More stuff to keep you up at night: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nepxbz/i-gave-a-bounty-hunter-300-dollars-located-phone-microbilt-zumigo-tmobile To summarize: Even if you have turned off location services on your phone, and don't use Facebook or anything like that, individuals (not just law enforcement) can find your phone's location knowing nothing more than the phone number. This was a surprise to me and I thought I knew a fair bit about how this data is used. It's a combination of the service providers selling information for "legit" purposes that gets sold and resold and sometimes accessed via bugs/hacks.

Thanks for posting this review ... I will not be booking this provider! No but seriously, sometimes the little guy needs a week or two of vacation to get his work ethic back.

I'm sorry to hear about your untimely death

It never ceases to amaze me how some women are worried about their labia being 3mm too large when men are like THERE'S A NAKED WOMAN HERE AND I CAN TOUCH HER.

FYI even if you're not a FB user, Zuck is watching! https://www.vox.com/2018/4/20/17254312/facebook-shadow-profiles-data-collection-non-users-mark-zuckerberg

This is all true. The main security blanket we have is that the corporations have most of the data and they are interested in making money. The government has less of this data and is more interested in a few specific types of crimes (terrorism, drug crimes, etc) than in people getting their dicks wet. This can change, especially when politicians and police, somehow, despite this being a very simple concept, often confuse sex trafficking and especially underage trafficking with what two consenting adults might do. It baffles the mind, but anyway. The other security blanket you have is that you're probably lost in the sea of data - most fish swimming in a school don't get eaten by the sharks, just an unlucky few do.

Seems like very few ladies have age limits, at least explicitly stated limits. God bless them, one and all.

I'm not sure why this "no insults and derogatory names" rule applies when talking about the President, but does not apply to the President himself when he talks about others. #BeBest

Good advice to just not use platforms like this if you are worried about privacy at all. Even if you limit what you tell them, they figure out a lot from your friends. For example you might not upload your contacts to some platform or app, but if other people upload their contacts and you are in that list, then they know at least some of your contacts. If you have two phones that always are at the same location together, that can be correlated. Use different email addresses and passwords everywhere Use entirely different devices for hobbying. Use a different service provider (AT&T, Verizon, T-Mobile, etc) If a breach of privacy will ruin you, then just stop. It's impossible to be fully private in 2020.

I'm 100% in on that young lady!

Oh yes. That's the fun part, and all you need.

My kink is to see a provider without risking death from COVID-19 Seriously, though. I guess I'm pretty vanilla. But I do like a girl with a flat chest ... the flatter the better. In New Zealand I met one provider who had had her breasts surgically removed. She wasn't transitioning to male, she just didn't want to have breasts. It was hot hot hot.

Why do you seem to be so proud of throwing away your vote? Biden or Trump, one of those two will be the next President. Sure, you can vote for some third party, or write in someone. But there's zero point. All you're doing is taking yourself out of the process. It might make you feel morally superior and pure, but it's a tree falling in the woods. No one cares.

He will often contradict himself within the same paragraph. No need to wait three days! Go back and listen to Trump interviews from 10 or 20 years ago, then listen to him today. There's no doubt he is in steep cognitive decline. He used to actually be sharp and able to make a point, but that is mostly gone now.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2020/07/18/white-house-testing-budget-cdc-coronavirus/ Plus, endless tweets and verbal comments from Trump indicating that there is too much testing. He seems to be joking, right? So reporters asked him if he was. No, he wasnt. https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/22/politics/donald-trump-testing-slow-down-response/index.html

Bite your tongue, Pfunk! No, she said, let ME bite your tongue. And then she proceeded to do so, first with humor and tenderness, then more aggressively, like a dog who had not eaten in a week. Soon she was on top of me, sucking my face with ferocious energy that she had not experienced since her first true love. But I turned the tables, as I knew she really wanted me to take charge. Pinning her fragile arms to her sides, I pushed her down and thrust my my weight on top of her. She squealed with delight and, perhaps a little bit of fear. What transpired next was a passionate coupling that neither of us had experienced, at least not in this lifetime. Our bodies entwined for what seemed like hours, but was actually exactly 59 minutes as I am not one to overstay my welcome, and my perfect internal clock would not allow me to take advantage of this woman. Even though she wanted me to, she wanted me to stay forever. I knew that this moment could only be reproduced in dreams, and it was all the more precious for being finite. As I stood up over the remains of our ravaged bed, she shrieked and begged of me ... "Please bite my tongue again, DemureMormon!" But I had to go. The world is large and its women, insatiable. I had many things to do.

Nope. Maybe they should rollback the Trump tax cut which mostly went to the wealthy? If we were worried about debt, we should have kept that tax money and paid down some debt back when the economy was doing well. My point is - Democrats did something (which you may or may not agree with) and Republicans did nothing. I for one think that in a pandemic that is not going well, the government should be doing something.

Wait! How could no one have mentioned DemureMormon?

Foul ball!