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What did the one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog...... DAMN!!! We really do taste like chicken.
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Worked, worked and worked more....no rest or forced free time for us trucker drivers. Too many grocery stores, medical places and restaurants needed and still need their products and/or supplies delivered to their respected places for the masses. When I did get a day off I made sure to enjoy some company.
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As George Clinton would say.....Nothing but the dog in me baby!!!!
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are in a doctor's office getting the results of their pregnancy tests. The brunette says " I'm having a boy because I was on bottom." The redhead says " I'm having a girl because I was as on top." The blonde starts to cry hard and says "I'm going to have puppies."
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COVID or no COVID, being a semi truck driver........well enough said.
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Learning languages(at one time I spoke 5 languages, not including English), volunteering at various organizations, driving my semi at my place of employment, shooting my various firearms.
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Did you hear about the lady that back into a fan????? > Disaster! Dis...Assed...Her Stay cool folks!
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Not to add insult to injury but it doesn't matter to me either way. I'm getting overtime during this whole stay at home order and will still be getting overtime after this order is lifted. Truck Driver.
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There was a joke about the BP oil spill aka Deepwater Horizon oil spill off the Gulf of Mexico back in 2010 that went something like: How do you stop the BP oil spill? Put a wedding ring around it and it will stop putting out. Oh damn, LOL!!!
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Scientists have invented/created a food that completely eliminates/kills a woman's sex drive. ? ? It's called a wedding cake. Maybe this was able to put a little smile on your face in these past few stay at home days.
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Yes, she is legit.
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Both versions are good. Thank you for the comments, greatly appreciated.