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However I think CH might need those for all the eye strain he gets from looking at fat asses. Or maybe you would enjoy a post about what horrors we hookers occasionally endure when we open the door? Then you can eat all the Midol you can swallow, or is Geritol more your speed? Either way, let me know and I can sure as the sun shines add something from a hookers perspective. All in good fun of course...

What exactly was your purpose in posting your dislike of "fat asses", other than to insult those ladies who have an ass bigger than your desires? Do you not think other men can look at an ass and make a choice? Are you the authority on ass sizes on hookers globally? And because you are renting, you feel you can be very generous with your public protrusion of your dislike of asses? Are you one of those shoppers who posts reviews on things you dislike because you can? Yes Crazy Horse, this is a forum where johns can chitty chat about hookers but don't you feel that being petty just makes you look incredibly foolish? What would this site be like if every john wrote a post on what he dislikes or feels is gross on a hooker? This is the very same nonsense that some hookers do in coming on here to just make some of the johns uncomfortable with mentioning the things they find repulsive. Who cares? Don't book a fat john, a frizzy haired grey headed john. Just like you, a john, need not book a hooker with a "gross fat ass". One man's "gross fat ass" is another mans dream come true. One hookers nightmare john is another hookers best client. Just because you might be over 60 does not mean you have a level of maturity that a hooker might respond to as in, wow that guy might be a cool client. instead, it is more likely Ugghhhh give that rude SOB a miss.

That bring shame and a bad name to all of you. Humanity can be a drag, bad men, bad women, just plain bad people.

I do NOT discourage a screening site such as P411 and I do NOT personally ask for a drivers license. My point was you telling all the guys NEVER to give out personal info. You don't require it, others do. It would be like me telling ALL hookers to get personal info. What other hookers do is none of my business and I don't feel the need to tell them what they should and should not ask for nor will I tell ALL johns what they should and should not provide. I can read normal sized font so there was really no need to "shout" it.

Then why do you make it a point to tell guys NOT to give out personal info? You might not need it but many do and you are doing those ladies a great disservice.

Is supposed to give LE the perpetrators info from P411? I can see it now "frank-05-f-6543 was the guy who tried to strangle me" officer. Oh and here is his email frankie@yahoo.com and here's his phone (a burner), 303-555-5555. Let me know how well this works if anything ever happens. Or better yet, you get ripped off and Frankie just changes all that info and starts all over again with new hookers seeing how provider buzz is no longer. We now have very little in reporting venues. If you have any solutions for these issues I would love to hear them.

That for them it is too intimate, or their experience with guys who P4P has been bad, heck I am guessing at best. From experience I have told guys to stop if their technique happens to be painful. Trying to suck a clit off her body might work for some but generally not a good practice.

Mentioning that you need an out call and someone who is disabled friendly and possibly going into a bit of detail about your disability might help. Intro emails are very important and for some ladies, can make or break the deal. References are like reviews, tough if you don;t have any and the luck of the draw to find someone who will see you without. The fact that you want a lady to come to you, in your environment could be a reason most escorts want a reference. They never know what they are walking into.

@ Juandah...I don't require a cancellation fee and do not give discounts or more time. I file it under "shit happens" and let it be. Tis a rarity for me to cancel or be cancelled on and those that have, I am happy to say reschedule and I do not expect anything in return, hell they re-booked, that's enough for me.

Because this is a fitness model. The hierarchy goes like this: bikini, fitness, physique, body building

I wish more guys used this area to spell out their likes and dislikes. I am a HUGE proponent of as much compatibility as possible.

Okay not had my morning coffee and missed the "most" reference so my post is really a moot point. Just to add, money does not always get you what you want. Be careful of the ladies boundaries.

Choose an escort that can deal with a marathon session since you already know you can push the limits. Some will grit their teeth and soldier on and others will give the time out signal and you're done. Compatibility is key.

Was it to threaten/harm the hooker? Or is he one of those guys who has a permit to carry and wears it anywhere? If a dude brought a gun to an appointment he had with me and brought inside, so I could see it, end of appointment right there. Oh and to pull a gun on cops, well Darwinism at it's best. One way to cull the idiots.

Sugar coating the obvious is just a little silly. I do not condone just walking up to a random overweight female and yelling "Hey fat lady". However fat is fat and if it comes up in conversation, well what else are you going to call it?

Think of it this way as it pertains to the business aspect, not all business is good business. It depends on who I want to attract. Been doing this for long enough to know that I have never needed reviews to do well. I read enough on here and elsewhere about how the review system is flawed and can be manipulated and clearly want no part of it. I come on the boards for entertainment, a good laugh and yes, the inevitable train wreck or two.

Loved the bold portion. Many of us only have an email addy and give out a phone number after screening. He may just have run into a string of flaky ladies.

Ladies, if you are not using this board as a form of advertising, why not simply post under a handle that does reveal who you are at work? Then you can never be penalized for whatever you post. And you can post freely. Not unlike a guy who can be a dolt on here but not reveal his john handle when booking. The ladies are at a "disadvantage" if you will because we are the seller and the guys are the buyer BUT that does not mean we have to take copious amounts of poop in order to post here. I frequent another board that makes this one look like a garden party and do not post under my work name but an alias. I say exactly what I feel, caught shit but now have the respect of the worst aholes on that board. In order to play where you are at a disadvantage takes some skill trying to find that happy medium where you feel you can say what you need but also defend yourself if need be. And a sense of humor is ESSENTIAL. I am not sure if Gina allows alias here.

The delivery is very innocuous but you sure do make a very good point.

Slash, bearded clam, hairy taco....such unflattering terms possibly designed by dudes for the one place they will literally pay to get into. Just seems counter productive. And a bit freaky.

I guess those that have a bucket list and want to check it off would jump at the chance.

The only time I will okay a guy is if I would keep seeing him and that means he is clean, respectful and someone I can click with. And that "okay" is really how he was with me and I have no clue what he might do with someone else.

Good thing I don't know that commandment

A really good post BTW.