Boomstick

I'm still pretty new to the hobby, but I know I'm fortunate in that every experience I've had with a young lady has left me with that feeling. I also know that my self control is being tested in ways I never anticipated because of it. When that initial intense high fades away, the memories act as a slow drip to maintain the urge to do it all over again. It's an exquisite struggle.

Nikki Tyler

#5 and #7 for me. #7 could lead to #1, #2, #6, and #8. #9 could also follow with the increased popularity and a determination to never settle for someone. The additional 10 years to take advantage of the my new skills would be valuable.

When I was 18 both my girlfriend and I worked at the same hotel. She was a housekeeper and spent a lot of nights doing turndown service (fresh towels, bed made, chocolate on the pillow), and I usually worked late to "help" her. As we made the rounds, if a guest wasn't in the room when we knocked on their door, we would fuck on the bed, bathroom counter, chair, really anywhere we could for a minute or two. We kept a list of all the room numbers with the goal of fucking in every room in the hotel. We succeeded, and then some. That was an awesome summer.

I've always been of the mind that a MILF was 45+, with the body type not really having anything to do with it. However, when preparing to provide an example for this post, I found out my favorite MILF-type porn star, Cory Chase, is 37. Evidently it's more of a "I know one when I see one" thing for me.

Who knew that Ewoks would eventually find their way to earth from their forest moon home and dominate in the NFL?!

The first In-N-Out to open will have a longer line than when Krispy Kreme opened in Park Meadows. I was in that mile-long line for doughnuts, and just might be in the line for an Animal Style Double-Double.

I'm a newb myself, but I can tell you this is 100% how to get started. All the information you need is out there. Study, deliberate, then be polite and professional with your communications. Follow every one of the lady's rules and you'll be treated well in return.

After an extended period of time lurking, gathering advice, and observing interactions on the forums, I finally jumped in a met a young lady. The willingness of everyone here to offer tips and advice was a huge help, and is most appreciated. I will most certainly return that generosity whenever possible!

Sometimes you don't even need to be speaking any language at all to find a groove:

Just watching that makes my hands hurt.

Jess Greenberg isn't as musically talented, but she makes up for that in gratuitousness (is that a word?)

It's "the dark web". The addresses aren't actual DNS names, so there is no DNS lookup, the sites aren't indexed by search engines, and they're only accessible via the Tor browser. The's a ton of shady shit on the dark web, but there's also quite a bit of useful resources depending on your needs.

There's truth here, but security by obscurity only gets you so far. It's still wise to research the various layers of protection available, and determine how far down that path you're willing to go.

These days, whether your're trying to access a geo-blocked site or not, using a VPN is just a good general internet security practice. Between ISP snooping, hackers, and oppressive governments, VPNs are a good line of defense.

Thanks for posting. I was just about to begin the process of signing up when everything hit the fan. These are strange times and nothing is for certain, but the fact that they're addressing the situation is helpful.

Be sure to choose your VPN wisely. Go with a service that doesn't store log files, and has severs around the world. I use both Nord VPN and Private Internet Access. If you've never used one before, here's a good guide: https://lifehacker.com/the-beginners-guide-to-vpns-1819912770

Fuck kidney stones. I dealt with a series of them a few years ago. Between the back ache, cramping bladder, and dry heaves I was ready to carve out the bastard myself. If anyone deserves a big (but careful) hug right now, it's you.

I've yet to get into the game for a number of reasons, so I continue to watch the forums for information that will be useful when the time comes. I pay particular attention to threads started by the ladies because the info I may need is coming directly from the source. I've read through the posts about people tracking mud through apartments, being obnoxious by repeatedly texting, or showing up to an appointment smelling like ass, and I keep having the same thought: "What the hell? This is just common sense!". The threads have, however, raised an interesting question to me that the women and experienced guys may be able to answer. Are there any personal etiquette preferences or general "best practices" that might go against common sense thinking?

Three of my favorites:

Free Market? Major ISPs have proven they want to take away any and all choice when it comes to Internet access. They've spent tens (hundreds?) of millions battling the FCC and FTC. They've pushed through laws in multiple states that take away the ability for cities to establish municipal broadband, and are now behind a proposal in Congress called the "Open Internet Preservation Act" which among other things prevents states from establishing their own Net Neutrality laws. ISPs are trying to replace regulations that protect the consumer with regulations that protect themselves. That's not a free market.

Hello everyone. I've been lurking for a while but decided to step out of the shadows to say hi. I'm new to the hobby, and the discussions here have provided some good insights that I'm sure will be valuable when I finally pull the trigger, so I guess I'm saying thank you and hello!

Thanks. That's a lesson learned while lurking, although it's really not difficult to avoid a misstep. Answers to all the initial questions are here. One simply has to look for them.