FuriousWeasel

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  1. Need Advice on Proving income

    "Independent Consultant" or "Independent Contractor" is a great catch all. Really, it probably is worth talking to a tax consultant for an hour, explain the situation, I'm sure they can show you exactly how to do things for best effect. Not one of the folks who just fill out the tax forms for you unfortunately, but a real tax lawyer. And yeah. The tax people can collect at the point of a gun too.
  2. Favorite in Session?

    I always remember this song from an episode of Scrubs where there's a pretty good sex scene, the kind where they just can't control the lust and go wild for each other.
  3. To schedule or not to schedule?

    Besides, plenty of specialists can take care of that for you if necessary. It's a good thing to know what you can have done, but no great need to know how to do everything yourself.
  4. New in town saying hello!

    Hello hello! Welcome!
  5. End Of The Work Week

    Friday night. Gotta go back to work soon. So here's a story my dad recently told me about his growing up. When he was about 12 years old, his parents would send him to his uncles house for the summer, down in North Carolina. This particular year, his best friend joined him. Let's call them Joey and Jonny. So the uncle would of course be working during the day, but this being in the good ol' days, the boys would have free reign to wander around the small town. Their favorite walk took them down to the small general store for some snacks. On the way, they'd walk past the local house of ill repute. This being mid afternoon in the south, business was always slow at this time, and the girls would be on the front porch hoping for a breeze. After a couple days, the girls would start talking to Joey and Jonny. Every day they'd stop for a chat and an ice tea, then continue on their wanderings. The boys became pretty well known to the girls and vice versa, although the boys didn't know about the girls profession of course. Towards the end of the summer, my dad's uncle decided to take a day off work, and being the ornery cuss he was, decided to give them an... education of sorts. He took them for a walk towards the brothel. When the three of them walked through the gate, imagine the uncle's surprise when all the girls stood up, and all yelled out "Joey! Jonny! Come on up here! You've never been shy coming for a visit before!!"
  6. What to do

    I figure if they by chance ever give a bad review, you can always respond to it with what happened. I mean, what's his defense? "Oh, I got my room number wrong 3 times. Then I realized I said the wrong hotel!"
  7. Favorite in Session?

    I can't even listen to fast music anymore while driving without worrying about getting pulled over for speeding... It is amazing however how much each type of music can affect your mood.
  8. Great to have you on board!
  9. Favorite in Session?

    I heard this song a while ago and think it would be great to listen to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tq8aGqtkL8
  10. Question for the Colorado masses

    Family split between Jersey and North Carolina. We say "Youse All"... and "Yo! Bless your heart!"
  11. Coconut oil and extracts

    So one day many years ago, me and a buddy of mine are driving to upstate NY, following a married couple we were going to be doing some work for. Due to misadventure, my car overheated on the interstate. Big time, blew the radiator hose to bits. So we're all stopped on the side of the road, the couple says they'll go up to the car parts store at the next exit and get a new hose while I let everything cool down. They come back with a new hose, but the one end is too long by a couple inches and needs to be cut down. I ask my buddy to cut it down while I was still removing the old hose bits. Unfortunately he cut the side of the hose that expanded out an extra half inch to fit the larger hole on the engine block rather than the correct end that had a consistent diameter that was meant to be trimmed down. It was of course the last of that type of hose the store had. There was just enough expansion on the cut end for me to get it onto the engine block, if I only had something to lubricate it with. The wife blushed a little, and came back from their car a minute later with a bottle of purple love lube. Sure enough, it got that hose on the block nice and easy!
  12. pre-pay

    Not just untraceable in general, but if you get it at the right time, you can potentially treat it as a very good investment. A friend has made about 900% off his initial investment from a few years back. Of course, it's just as likely to lose value as any other investment. Although in general I can see how using bitcoin for pre-payment would be a good thing for all involved. I wouldn't mind pre-paying with bitcoin for time to an escrow service, for example. It will lock in my appointment which is a good thing for both sides of the transaction.