TrystinTrimble

I've done an efficient job of compartmentalizing work/personal with Google voice on my smartphone. Of course, there is always that possibility that I will one day accidentally call my brother from my hobby # or a guy from my personal number. Those both could suck ass in outcome, but if I have to choose...definitely prefer the latter! Emails are truly harder for my screening process, so the text contact is actually required by me. Its mainly out of sheer laziness, I mean who has time to pull out the tablet for any reason? Everyone but me, I'm guessing :-D

Honey, honey, honey. I'm here to tell YOU; that if I am feeling NO connection, then you could never pay me enough to get the "performance" that you want. Performance artists are people too, and women-people can just as readily tell that someone has us pegged as a novelty item/circus seal. The ones who CAN put up with "anti-chemistry" are the ones we call "luxury companions " aka "high dollar ho's." There's a REASON that I can't pull 800 bucks an hour and it's not about looks. I'm luscious as fuck, but I simply cannot pretend I like someone/can't resist someone who in reality; makes my day suck AND keeps poking me with their weiner while I try not to punch them in the jowls. Those who can, those are some bad bitches who I must tip my hat to and concede that they eat pieces of shit like me for breakfast ...but I'm guessing THOSE ladies are even less worth the cash to ya than us mid level plebs, yes?

A little, but MY cunts come in a smorgasbord of vibrant colors. As do the nubs

There is honestly nothing less appealing to me than when im spending time with a guy who continually reiterates that he "really wants to connect with me, why am I not opening up to him?" This is usually accomanpanied by barely listening to me, with him getting cranky/sulky when I have to get up to pee or when we...drumroll....don't connect. Eesh, that makes for a long hour. What those guys seek, can't be forced, faked, bought, or conjured up at will. One client of mine comes to mind, who, just FUCK ME, I cannot resist this guy. If you can do to me what he does for me, then I wanna do it with YOU. SRSLY.