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April Lane Yes 18 12/30/13
Review by Tdarwin33 (11 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 12/30/13
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: April rocks. 2 call setup and easy to work with. She is a real sweetheart and interested in making you happy with the talents to make it happen. Shes a cougar and worth every penny so take care of her. Kept Vague at her request.


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April Lane Yes 18 11/12/13
Review by smokyboy26 (1 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 11/6/13
Time: 45 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Took a risk on April lane as some of her reviews left something to desire. She has a bit of an attitude but once things settle down and the fun begins that goes all by the way side. Everything was done with 100% She is a great kisser and totally FTF and then some. Do yourself a favor and go see her.


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April Lane Yes 18 1/27/13
Review by Misterwrong (18 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 1/21/13
Time: 45 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I don't usually write reviews but I thought I should because April does have negative reviews and I took a chance on her anyways and I'm glad I did. From the initial contact she was very friendly. The moment I walking into her mid level incall she made me feel at ease with her talkative personality. Once the session began she really took care of me. All the activities listed above we're very enjoyable. Time went a little over but she didn't rush me out. As always YMMV but treat her well and she will take very good care of you.


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April Lane Yes 18 3/18/12
Review by ultraf20 (26 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 3/19/12
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I knew better, plans whent wrong, bad day after reading Aprils reviews thought maybe they could be a personal choice kind of thing, but they were not even close. I wont go into all the details but if you want them eamil me and I will go into more detail but lets say this, after being on my way getting there then recieving a text saying that they would be late, then the next asking to pick up whisky (ok not big thing) then after arriving asking me to get her a burger at wendy's. I then show up and start hearing the rantings and more and her friend walking around smoking and texting with the complete I dont want to be there look. That was the good part. what really ran me out the door was after she ate her burger and had to have a cigarette, procedded to say ok lets play oh do you want me to use some mouth wash first?....... Nasty, Nasty, Nasy. At that point I said I had to leave. I didn't even want the money back, I just wanted to leave and did so. There is so much more but if I go on I may never get a excited again.


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April Lane No 18 11/26/11
Review by Meeee (2 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 11/27/11
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I arranged to see April after I saw her ad and really liked her pics and the reviews I saw on here. Since this is only my second ASAP and Kendra was wonderful I wentin with a very positive attitude. I was greedted by what I think is a beautiful cougar with a big smile and a good attitude. I make my donation for an hour and 15 minutes later I was handed my clothes and told she had another client on the way??? No GFE, no french, when I asked I was told that because of the greek that was it. This was understanble but not relayed when my options for my donation were given. In my mind a bad experience... Oh well, ya learn I guess. Make sure you have full understanding before seeing April and obviously YMMV. I didn't even get close enough to answer the intimate grooming question....


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April Lane Yes 18 10/13/11
Review by demonlover (37 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 10/14/11
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Beyond beyond. April and her GF took me to a whole new plane of existence. (Maybe I'm exaggerating a bit) We were old friends in about 10 minutes. I hvae no idea hoe HOT HOT HOT gets combined with FUN FUN FUN but April sure does it. She's not a kid but she is amazingly hot and friendly beyond friendly. Her GF was astonishing. You know how sometimes 2 girls means that 2 girls show up and they barely play with each other at all? This was NOT the case. It was insanity. Really good insanity. As always, YMMV, tastes vary as well.


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April Lane Yes 18 5/31/11
Review by grumpy (73 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 6/1/11
Time: 45 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: spent the week end setting up appoinment. got there and had seen her before she was working under the name Marrisa couple years ago. said she was moving to ft. collins soon. she seemed to want to talk about past boyfriends that ripped her off. she talked for about 30 min. then said she was moving and didn't have a bed did i mind the floor. 200 ought least get it with a bed. 30 seconds of utf on went the cover CG then MISH. she seemed to want to get done in a hurry. asked me to write a good review. so here it is GOOD REVIEW!! YMMV i wont be back.


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April Lane Yes 18 3/11/11
Review by Charlie34-5334 (10 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 3/12/11
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: FTF FTF FTF FTF FTF Easy get together and location, nice greeting and fwelt like I had been there many times. Started with a musical recharge. After personal refresh we moved to her room of pleasure. Total non-stop action, quite knowledgeable and lots of fun and relaxation. FTF FTF FTF FTF FTF


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April Lane Yes 18 2/19/11
Review by springssailor (62 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 2/20/11
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: April advertises as a cougar... she is ALL of that and thensome. When you first meet April you get the sense based on her kisses that you're in for a GFE experience. But between the sheets, she is pure PSE. Her incall, while on the far north end of Denver and a stretch for someone from the Springs to get to, is tastefully decorated and she has all the emenities that a gentleman might desire. After seeing April, I can safely say the drive up from the Springs was very much worth it. April also makes sure you are fully satisfied, again and again. A special treat for me was that she, herself, got satisfaction more than once. ;) Warning: If you have a heart condition, don't see April. She gave my ticker a workout and I am in good shape. She mentioned that she wanted to do a porn movie. If she does, I want a copy of the video as it will be an instant best seller. April is also extremely artistic... I was honored to view some of her artwork and it is fantastic... just like her. April should go into the business of teaching aspiring ASPs what it means to be an ASP. She has it all and if you are lucky, she will share it with you. I am happy to count myself as one of those lucky guys.


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April Lane Yes 18 2/7/11
Review by bouldermac (16 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 2/8/11
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I love to see mature providers. At my age sometime I am unable to get a shot off. I almost left without that opportunity and that was my fault not this wonderful woman's fault. To Aprils credit she would not let me leave till I got a goal shot. The 30 minute schedule appointment went nearly 45 minutes. At the 25 minute mark she told me my time was almost up and she had things to do. Something made her change her mind and I am grateful as she elected not to hold me to the 30 minute mark. That alone showed me she is a quality classy woman. Her skills and service are wonderfully performed. She does not look exactly like her pictures, but close enough. I always tip, but she told me when I got there that her donation increased slightly from the posted BP schedule (still a steal of a deal) and would that be Ok with me. That comment was a small surprise but I did not have a problem since she was a bargain. I would place the overall Value at very good and she her in call place is very nice. She has good taste and keeps the apartment clean. Overall she is a wonderful woman on the top end of quality. I would give her a fantastic for effort attitude and skills. At first I thought she was a clock watcher but it turned out not to be the case. Also I thought there might have been an up sell but again that is not true. She was on time and easy to set up. She was a little nervous as she did not know me and this was my first time with her. She does not like e-mail and that is my preference for setting up appointments. I seldom see woman more than once so that is the only reason I entered maybe on seeing her again. For those that want quality, value, charms. Maturity and tasteful accommodations that are more than comfortable I highly recommend this lady. Fantastic is over used and should be for 10 rated woman. April is close to a 9 on my scale. DFK was very nice and will get you to at least an 8. A lot of women do not allow this. Therefore I would say April is GFE grade. I prefer smaller woman. April is not a spinner but she is prefect for those that lean towards softer more on the bone lady.


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April Lane Yes 18 2/7/11
Review by jerry.S (44 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 2/8/11
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Was looking forward to having a MILF experience, especially as I liveon the north side, so when I saw she was P411, I made an appointment. We exchanged several phones calls; set on 5:30p.m. Arrived at her area at 5:25 and called as advised. Had to leave a msg that I was nearby. Waited 5 minutes before calling again. Called a third time; went right into voice mail. I hung up and redialed. Decided I'd leave one last message, indicating I'd wait 5 more minutes, then I'd be out of there. She picked up. Apologized for not returning the first call, gave me directions to her unit. Got there about 5:40. She spent the next twenty minutes talking about her day's activities, her plight with her ex-, and her financial woes, and answering her phone. (I tried to be subtle and suggested, "I've turned off MY phone." Not sure, but apparently that went over her head because she didn't turn hers off.) Around 6:00 we're just getting into things when her next appointment calls. She indicates that he can come by at 6:30. What?? I asked incredulously, "You scheduled back-to-back appointments with no time between?" She mumbled something about her desire not to entertain more than a couple of guys in one day. Huh? And she does 'em back-to-back? The session: Nice ta-ta's, nice BBBJ, cowgirl, asian, missionary, and doggie. Nonetheless, the actual activities felt very rushed, afterall, I didn't feel like bumping into her next client while I'm leaving, so I figured I gotta be done and outta there by 6:25. I was. In retrospect, the actual encounter lasted less than half an hour. A bit disappointing, considering what I had paid. I was naive enough to think that all her banter at the beginning would only marginally consume the "paid-for time." That proved not to be the case when I found out there was another client lurking in the neighborhood. It became obvious I HAD to hurry. That took away from what could have been a much more leisurely and enjoyable time. If there were a category between "not good" and "average," I'd have picked it. The overall rating was certainly NOT average, which suggests typical or run-of-the-mill. Such was not the case; hence, the "not good." Maybe when she gets her personal affairs in order and her questionable scheduling philosophy figured out, she'll be a better provider, but for me, my money is better spent elsewhere.


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April Lane Yes 18 2/1/11
Review by COcowboy (2 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 2/2/11
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: April's incall is a very clean condo that was easy for this out of town boy to find. She met me at the door looking amazing with a smile that doesn't quit. We found we have a mutual interest and spent over an hour talking before the session began. Once in the bedroom she was all business and does she ever know her business. April has a great body and the fact that she has never had kids shows and makes the session very memorable. If April lived closer to me I'm afraid I would be spending my paycheck for more time with her! April is now my only ASP!!!


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April Lane Yes 18 1/17/11
Review by ghost_rider (130 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 1/18/11
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Scheduled a same day visit with April Lane today for a half hour. Her incall was pretty easy to find, off of I-25, on the north side of town. April is upbeat and friendly and although newer on TOB, she seemed like she had done this for ahwile now. Pretty down to business too...but no complaints here. Started in CG and then moved to K9 and onto a few others. Very nice breasts and all positions felt pretty damn good. OK, now I know she's legit! April fits the "Cougar" bill very well. Thank you April!


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April Lane Yes 18 1/9/11
Review by Cr8v-Jeenus (19 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 1/10/11
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Wow!! OMG what a find on BP. Great attitude and FTF. great MILF/Cougar hunting and had a very "natural" GFE type experience. The DATY was exceptional and in the immortal words of that retired gov-ner "Ahh-nold" .........I'll be back!!!Didn't quite have the time for MSOG or the BBBJ. But she promised it to me next visit; definately looking forward to that. She was running an intro special...which I'm sure will change when she hits the TOB radars, but for now she's rather flying low (under the radar).


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April Summer-6321 Yes 2 4/20/13
Review by bytor2112 (50 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 4/21/13
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Well I guess what they say you pay for what you get!I decided to call her Because I was board and didn't work that day and she was close! She did try talking me into two girls with Jordan I'm glad I opted out! Got to her incall were Jordan and her were their we talk Jordan showed me her pit bull that was staying in the closet she never left stayed while me and April went to the room which was an deflated air mattress. We got naked and the first thing that came out no touching this no lips here! Well that lost all my mojo and translated French she told me that she don't like guys mouth on her because she don't know were they been!!! well maybe your in the wrong biz!! any way a little translated French got me semi hard tried little doggie but could keep it up so I let her give me a hand job so I could just leave. She told me Jordan is the same way glad thanks for the 411. I guess ymmv. my was limited.


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