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Provider E # Date
Lexi 970-xxx-7197 Yes 3 10/4/12
Seen on 9/21/12
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I was stuck in no-man's land at Exit 262 off I-25 in the Windsor area. I had several very attractive, well-reviewed providers to choose from, ready to see me on 9/19 in Boulder. But my plans changed and I had to cancel my room in Boulder and stay an additional night in Windsor. That scrubbed everything, so I went to Backpage for Plan B. I use it where I live here in New Orleans and it's quite useful. There are diamonds, there are pieces of coal. I compiled a list of 10 providers who I found attractive and proceeded to make calls. Lexi answered promptly and was very easy to arrange. She was in the Loveland area so no travel fees or two hour minimum appointments were required. Lexi appears to be a high-volume provider. She said she'd arrive in about an hour, but she was late. The good thing is she gave me two texts explaining her lateness. I give her an "A" for her communications skills. When she arrived at my hotel she appeared to match the pics in her ad, but a bit older. She claims 30yo, but I think she may be a bit older. Her pics make her look much younger than 30. She was wearing Be Delicious perfume and some Black Cherry & Vanilla body lotion. I asked her what she was wearing because it smelled familiar. Word of caution, that stuff sticks to the sheets. My hotel room smelled like Lexi until I checked out the following day. It's not a BAD scent, it just lingers for days. Being from out of town, not having a friend or any connections in Colorado, I was flying blind on this one. As a result I was nervous. I asked Lexi to get comfortable, as I was doing, and to just relax me for about five minutes so I could start to get into it. Lexi's tits are probably a 34/36 full B to a small C cup. Hard for me to judge because my wife has a 32-DD rack of manmades, so I'm quite spoiled. Lexi's tits are a bit droopy, silver dollar areolas with nipples that are somewhat responsive. She has a baby ponch that is noticable. Average sized ass and hips. Probably three to four tats that are not distracting. Lexi's pussy is hygenically clean, smooth shaven and very pretty to look at. Her asshole is excellent, clean and very fuckable, although I did not ask if greek was available. I have a foot fetish. Her feet were maybe a size 7, a bit dirty from the sandals she was wearing. Toes could have used a pedi. They did not smell nor were they disgusting in any way. But sensing she was a busy, high-volume BP girl, I wasn't going to get into her feet. Lexi was not a clock-watcher, but she was in a hurry. So I knew this was going to be a one-nut pop & out. I started by feeling her up. My choice not to DATY. My choice not to LFK. As I played with her tits and enjoyed FIV and fingers pressed firmly against her asshole (however never inserted) (again my choice), she began jerking me off. I was still a bit nervous, but once firm she pulled out that damn condom. Once I saw that the winds left my sails. Really?? CBJ? Ok, then I knew I wasn't getting BBBJtoC, NQNS or even NQBS. I knew right then and there I was going to bust my nut the old fashioned way. Although her skillz at sucking dick were ample, if I already had the latex on I wanted her pussy. She offered to get on top, but I prefer to start in missionary. Lexi can take a good pounding and she has quite a bit of her own hip thrusting to offer. Makes a dick feel really good. Her pussy was tight. No sloshing. No quiefes. I had her flip over into doggie position. When I tell you she has a nice, fucckable asshole, I mean it. I didn't want to DATY, not knowing how many other studs had used her that afternoon, but I was very tempted to DATO. It was THAT nice. However, I refrained and was content with just touching it and fucking her. After working up a sweat while sweating Lexi's cunt, I pulled out, ripped off the condom, stroked it a few times, then popped my weasel. Unfortunately not in her mouth. Lexi seems to be a Half & Half girl. BJ and fast FS. For I didn't expect candles, lingerie, intelligent conversation or MSOG. I needed to bust a nut and I needed a utility girl to make that happen. That's exactly what I got. Would I repeat? I asked her to come back at 10pm that night and work a deal for both me and my brother staying across the hall. At 10pm that night she texted she was running late again, I told her nevermind. If a quick nut bust is what you're looking for, you can't go wrong with Lexi. If you want BBBJtoC CIM, MSOG or anything worthy of a GFE, steer clear. If you need a quick trick, you might like Lexi. Her ass in doggie position is freakin' awesome. Maybe you can get Greek out of her? YMMV. I give Lexi a "MAYBE" recommendation based on her menu, not on her looks or efforts in bed. She takes directions very well.