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Legend: E = Experience, # = Number of Reviews, Date = Review Submitted

Provider E # Date
Jesse No 2 12/2/12
Seen on 11/19/12
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Saw Jesse's pics and thought she looked like someone I should get to know. She is working out of a house in Denver with another provider, Lexi, who also looked nice. I was familiar with the neighborhood and knew it was fairly safe. Called her on Friday to set up an appointment for Monday at 12:30, and Jesse picked up. Talked with her for a bit and she seemed nice. She confirmed 12:30 Monday would be fine. Sunday night I called to confirm the appointment and left a voicemail and a text. Monday morning, 11:00, I send another text. She texts back and says she is on her way there now. Fifteen minutes before the appointment she asks if I can make it 1:30 instead, and I say fine. Drive over there and see I got another text while I was driving -- about 5 minutes before the appointment -- saying she got "a call from her Mom" and needed to go out for a few minutes. I see her and Lexi getting into their car dressed for an outcall. I text her back and she says she won't be back for an hour. I ask if she wants to cancel or reschedule and never heard back. Did not get a look at Jesse, but her friend Lexi looks like she gained about 50 pounds since posting her pics. Total waste of my time. Playing stupid games. Apparently doing low cost, high volume, out of a residence in a gang hood and do not know the rules of the game. Was really hoping this could've worked out as she looks like my type and I would have seen her often, but something really seems off about the whole setup and I don't want to be there when things eventually end badly. I think the ad is probably legit, but I am not giving this one another chance, and I advise others to avoid this address too.

Candy 720-xxx-9443 Yes 1 7/2/12
Seen on 7/3/12
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I do not normally see the ladies, but I'd been having really shitty luck lately with the online dating thing and after having several girls flake out on me I decided to say fuck dating and deal with a professional escort. Candy's pics blew me away and I thought her ink was pretty extreme so I figured I'd check her out. We emailed back and forth a few times and her rates are very reasonable: 100 for a half and 150 for a full hour. The menu is a bit limited -- her ad says she is "yummy" but DATY is off limits, which was a bit disappointing to me. Although it's a low risk activity, she is somewhat new to this and needed money for some unexpected car related issues and DATY is something she said she was uncomfortable with, so I'm like, let me think about this and get back to you. So I get back in touch with her and tell her that is my favorite activity, I'm incredibly skilled at it, but if she wants to pass on that opportunity I'll respect that, but maybe instead she'd like to go for a motorcycle ride and get lunch at one of my favorite restaurants. She said that would be great and we told me when would be a good time for her. Since we didn't actually have sex I'm not sure how to review her, but I'll do my best. She is the girl in the pictures, but she does wear hairpieces as her natural hair is rather short, but a lot of girls do that. Her incall is a small house in a safe neighborhood and everything is immaculate inside. She is very sweet but not GFE, although she is not a clockwatcher either and certainly not 3Gs . . . although we did not have sex we did discuss these things a bit, and her attitude was really great. She is drug free as well (although she does like to have an occasional drink, as do I). Overall, I felt very comfortable with her, and you don't need to worry about drama or craziness with Candy at all. She is a very cool lady. So we went for a ride, had lunch, came back and chatted for a bit. It was starting to rain, which the weather report said was not supposed to happen today, so I decided to cut things short rather than risk riding in rush hour traffic during a thunderstorm. I said my goodbyes and gave her some money to help with her bills and she looked surprised and said, "But I didn't do anything, you don't need to give me that." As we'd spent 90 minutes together and she did have some expensive car issues that needed to be taken care of I told her to keep it because I liked her and as far as I was concerned she earned it. I liked Candy. I'm going to hold onto her number and will probably be giving her a call for an actual session when my schedule allows it again.

Chey Yes 26 5/21/12
Seen on 5/22/12
Time: 45 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Well, I'd been hearing about Chey for quite some time, and while I seldom avail myself of the local ladies I figured I could benefit from her therapy and made an appointment. Incall was easy to find and she gave excellent directions. After inviting me into her home we sat and talked for a while, and she proved herself to be a very intelligent and kindhearted lady. She is truly a good person and I enjoyed the time I spent talking with her. Her technique is very good. I have had better, but those were girlfriends who were incredibly gifted as well as in love with me, and I realistically did not expect that level of service for this price. Regardless, out of dozens of girls, Chey is clearly near the top of a very short list of proficient practitioners. She clearly enjoys what she does and service is NSNQCIM, which is not widely offered. There are a few subtle things Chey does which really make the session worthwhile, and I feel it would not be proper to go into that here as I am a gentleman and she is a very nice lady, but overall it was a very positive experience and I could not see anyone being disappointed with the therapy she provides.

Bettie Ban FKA Scarlet AKA Scarletsinema Yes 12 7/25/11
Seen on 7/26/11
Time: 45 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I was not going to post a review for Bettie since she left town for a few months and I thought she was out of the business, but now she's back in Denver advertising on BP again. I'm going to start by saying that I liked Bettie. She seemed very open and real and put me at ease. I felt like I could relax around her. I like the fact that she is goth, and that she is an artist, and that she is a huge Bettie Page fan. That is all very cool to me, and I'd been reading her ads for months before finally deciding to meet her. Bettie is obviously crazy, but not in a dangerous way, so that's okay. I will not elaborate too much on this, but you may want to Google "scarletsinema" to see a bit of what you're in for. Actually, that was a selling point for me, and her online presence was the main reason I wanted to meet this unusual woman. A few things put me off about her though. I went into this session intending for full service with other options, but then after she lit up a joint and showed me her saggy titties and beergut, I lost interest in that activity and opted for UTF. She insisted on giving a massage first, saying she was very skilled at massage and I probably needed one, which was true, so I got an unremarkable backrub for about 20 minutes. UTF began and it was okay at first -- I knew that NSNQ and CIM is on her usual menu and was expecting that, but she decided to finish up with a HJ and blew all over my stomach with no cleanup offered, and it really seemed as if she wanted me to walk into the bathroom to clean myself up while she was left alone with my wallet and other items in my pockets, and while it is possible I could be mistaken that is the vibe I got so you should be aware of that and take sensible precautions, like bringing only the cash you intend to donate. It seemed as if her personality changed several times during the 45 minutes I was with her, and that made me a bit uneasy, but no major complaints. I suppose I'm just overly sensitive to these things, and another guy in the same situation might not have noticed it. This may seem like a bad review, but overall I liked Bettie and she probably is a very good value if you have less than a hundred dollars to spend. She is not a crackhead, does not have a pimp, is not LE, and will not kill you. Other girls on BP for that price you might not be able to say that about. She also is a very unique personality and genuinely friendly. I'm guessing she was under a lot of stress from things going on in her life at that time which were discussed during the session, and she had her mind on other things. I sincerely hope she is doing better now. If you aren't that picky about body types and have some experience with odd personalities, Bettie might be the girl to see if you're on a tight budget. She just wasn't the right girl for me.