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Strange Attractor

Member Since 8/17/15

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Legend: E = Experience, # = Number of Reviews, Date = Review Submitted

Provider E # Date
Just Jos Yes 85 10/9/13
Seen on 10/9/13
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I don't usually write reviews, and when I do I don't always give a "Fantastic" rating like some reviewers seem to. I also don't worship the ladies and think that they can do no wrong, or that 6s and 7s are really 9s and 10s. That being said, Joslynn really is fantastic. She's a solid 8, even on my somewhat harsh scale. She's in her early twenties, but she could pass for 19. She is in shape without being either skinny or grossly muscular. Her small B-cup breasts are perky and symmetrical, and her skin is evenly tanned. She's tall, but not freakishly so. She arrived on time, well dressed and smelling nice. There was no indication that she had been drinking or using at all, which is more than you can say for a surprisingly large number of providers. She is well-spoken and obviously has a high IQ. I would describe her demeanor as playful and friendly without being annoying or platonic. She doesn't clock-watch or give off an "I don't want to be here" vibe. We started off with UTF, made out for a minute, moved to DATY, and then returned to UTF for a perfect CIM finish. The UTF was some of the best I've ever had, and I've had more than my share. I can't say it was the very best, but understand that I've engaged in this particular activity many, many times and this time was one of a handful that really stand out: not a hint of teeth, reasonable depth, good hand action, nice tempo, lots of eye contact, attention paid to the guys below, wet and messy in a good way, delightful sounds. Joslynn took direction well, and she finished like a champ considering how, erm, backed up I was.She didn't swallow, but I hadn't asked for that and it didn't take away from the experience. She seemed to genuinely enjoy it, and didn't seem impatient or annoyed when I wanted to go back to UTF after stopping for DATY. Speaking of which, DATY was similarly outstanding. She is shaved and has a "pretty kitty". There was of course an odor, but it was the decidedly pleasant odor of a clean young woman. The way she prepared for DATY was itself sexy, taking her pants most of the way off but leaving her boots on and pulling her legs over her head, giving a beautiful view of her ass. There was no acne or unsightly discoloration. She seemed to enjoy herself, which can always be an act, but it's hard to fake an orgasmic discharge (which was itself strangely aesthetic). The moaning and words of encouragement were lovely. LFK and semi-DFK were nice. Dirty talk--at my request, after a bit on her own initiative got me going--was a huge turn-on and didn't seem cheesy. Although YMMV on all activities described, I don't think that Joslynn was overly affectionate with me due to my stunning good looks. I'm overweight--though not morbidly obese--and a bit nerdy-looking, but I took care of my personal hygiene and my room was clean and fairly neat. My guess is that your experience will be as good as mine if you present yourself well and behave courteously. Joslynn didn't do or say anything inappropriate, and her phone didn't ring or vibrate during the session. If she has a driver, he or she was discreet. She called a backpage girl that I've seen a few times to verify me, so be prepared for a light screening. We didn't set a specific time to meet, but she arrived in a reasonable amount of time and kept me apprised of how far out she was. I didn't have to point out the donation to her. Everything was very smooth and professional. Thanks, Joss!

Lexy-8926 No 1 4/11/12
Seen on 4/12/12
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Lexi is very attractive and is probably no more than a year or two older than her advertised age of 18 (if at all). She has a nice ass, but I never saw her boobs. They looked like a small B cup. She was well-dressed and well-groomed with her fingernails painted all different colors. Unfortunately, her services are very limited. The first thing she asked was if I had a condom. I said she could sit down next to me on the couch, and she replied, "Don't you want to get started?" So I stood up and she wrapped me up, and then asked if I had a favorite position. I said that I liked all the usual positions, and she suggested doggy (shocker). So we did that for maybe two minutes with her bent over the couch before she asked me if I was about to come. I said no, but suggested that we switch to cowgirl. She said no: she doesn't get on top. I was surprised, but said missionary would be fine. During missionary she literally held her hand up in front of her face so that my face couldn't get too close to hers. (Before she came over I showered, brushed my teeth, and put on deodorant.) We switched back to doggy and the condom snapped, at which point I stopped, and she freaked out. "Do you have anything? Are you sure?" At this point I lay on the couch and asked her if she would give me head. No, of course not--what was I thinking? She said that she didn't even do that with boyfriends. By now I was so annoyed, offended, and disappointed that I couldn't even keep it up. She started getting dressed, and I told her that she had ripped me off and should give me a partial refund and leave. She wouldn't part with a dime, of course. I pointed out that 95% of escorts provide oral without requiring extra, and 95% will do cowgirl if that's what the client wants. I pointed out that she turned me off so much that I couldn't finish, and that she was getting ready to leave after ten minutes of an awkward, mechanical performance. She alternately apologized and argued with me, and then left without returning any of the donation. I would rate the overall experience as worse than terrible: it was a rip off.

Jenine Yes 31 8/15/10
Seen on 8/16/10
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Jenine is a unique provider. Unlike many providers, she truly enjoys her profession. She has a disarming, dry sense of humor and an energetic personality. She has beautiful Mediterranean features and a nice slender frame which escapes the designation "skinny" due to a couple of well-placed fat deposits (can you guess where?). YMMV (I don't think it will, but I'd rather say so and prevent unrealistic expectations), but I found Jenine to be very sensual: she is the opposite of mechanical. My experience was satisfying, not just pleasurable. Please treat Jenine well.

Lacey Rain No 4 11/26/09
Seen on 11/27/09
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: First off, I have posted several reviews in the past, under the handle "Jesse". I did a search for my reviews but didn't find any, so they are probably all from before TOB updated their review database. I reviewed Christina (the well-respected latina independent), Misti (an older gal who doesn't post much anymore), and a couple of other providers. I called Lacey earlier this evening and asked to book a session per her Thanksgiving special. We set a time of 7:30, and I arrived at the major intersection closest to her incall at 7:25. I called her and let her know that I had arrived, and she gave me directions to her incall. I told her that I had parked in the gas station and would probably just walk to her incall. She told me that I needed to drive there. Somewhat embarrassed, I told her that I had taken the bus there. I was in a traumatic car accident about a year or so ago and have been riding my bike and taking the bus since then. She immediately hung up on me, and wouldn't answer my calls or respond to my texts. Either she thought I was a cop who was trying to trick her somehow, or a bum who couldn't afford a session. I don't know. All I know is that her behavior was unprofessional and uncalled for. If she didn't think I was a cop, then I find it offensive that she wouldn't see me just because I choose not to drive a car. I'm not a bum by any means, and I can afford to see an escort every now and then. My method of transportation has no bearing on my hobbying. Anyway, I said that I might see her again simply because she has received two positive reviews and her rates are very competitive. But I doubt she would see me!