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SomethingClever

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Legend: E = Experience, # = Number of Reviews, Date = Review Submitted

Provider E # Date
Samantha of Denver Yes 77 12/29/08
Seen on 12/30/08
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Let me start by saying that I had one of those days prior to seeing the lovely Samantha. You know they kind of day where if you were supposed to go out with friends you might just stay home instead. I ended up being a little bit late (like I said, one of those days). What I should have done was given her a passionate kiss and threw myself on top of her. Instead, I sat down on the couch and mindlessly blabbered on and on. If they reviewed clients, mine might have said that there was nothing wrong with him, he just seemed a little mechanical. Fortunately, Samantha is one of those ladies who considers it her responsibility to make sure you have a good time, and boy did she ever do that. Her incall is a very nice little apartment with a very inviting bedroom. You might get this room if you stayed at a relaxation spa. Very nice. What can I say about her? Those pictures are very accurate which means she is a delicious hottie. Her skin is soft and she had a subtle little scent that wasn't perfume, but was something very appealing. She's very friendly and very talented and the menu above was served up with class and style. Like I said, I started out a little blah, but in no time, she got me very worked up, let me rev back down a little, and then took me straight on through to happy town. I left with not only a smile on my face, but with my bizarre morning firmly behind me. It was like the world said, Hey, he's going to see her this afternoon and its his turn for a jacked up morning, so lets do it today because he'll be just fine afterwards. I would not only recommend Samantha, I vow to return with my A game, because I'm sure she's even better than the outstanding time I had.

Classy Katie Yes 18 9/24/08
Seen on 9/25/08
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I had the pleasure of meeting Katie at her incall recently. Reviews often say "last minute". I don't know what that means to them but I called Katie just after 9:00pm and left a message. She called me back around 9:15pm. When she asked when I wanted to get together I paused to try and think of a good way to say it. Before I came up with anything she said Now? Yes! I love it when a woman understands me. Since this was not a planned out thing I just went for the 15 minute UTF special that she had. Looking back on it her incall is actualy easy to find but I had some trouble in the dark finding the turn. Katie stayed on the phone with me while I got back on track. She answered the door in a thin black lingerie top with a big smile. She is just as cute in person as in her photos. She has really bright eyes which doesn't show up in her pictures. Her pictures are so accurate that some of them are actually in a frame on the wall. She was even wearing the sassy little glasses that she has on in the one picture. The whole last minute thing plus getting lost had left me a little flustered but Katie was sweet and unrushed and we chatted for a bit. She put me right back at ease by joking that I was a little overdressed after I stood there like a statue staring at her while she undressed. Katie advertises the best UTF in Denver. I haven't had all the UTF in Denver, though I am willing to try so I don't know about that but I would bet my house that she is in the top 1%. Just before we started Katie told me to tell her if she needed to slow down. The look on her face told me that she is proud of her talent and happy to use it. She should be. I have had my fair share and I have always known that this kind of event could be better. Even with the ones who were good. Katie proved me right. Just as soft and warm as could be. The best part was that most girls kind of do a startup where they do different things but then settle into a standard motion until the end. Katie was constantly changing it up. Slow, fast, deep, not deep, no hands, little bit of hands, tongue, no tongue. I'm surprised I lasted two minutes. Absolutely perfect. When we finished she helped clean up and then lounged around comfortably while we chatted a bit more before walking me to the door and inviting me back. It is always nice to know that you are not one of the ones a provider hopes was only a one timer. Oh I'll be back alright and I'll be taking the full hour you can bet my house on that too.