Experience Description: Found Cadence on the Boulder BP Escort section and decided to give her a shot after reading the ad and checking out her photos. I checked and there were no reviews but thought, I will give her a chance, since I am a sucker for the young ladies with A or B cups. She responded fast by text and things were set up in a jiffy. She called about an hour before and did arrive a little early. She looked like her pictures and seemed nice at the door. Once inside she went over her rules. She can be topless or bottomless during the massage, but with no touching of any kind. Hummm, wait a minute, you presented your ad under the escort section. When that was brought up, she did offer some mumbo jumbo about she can do energy healing massage with no touching and self serve.. She stated "Her rules have to be followed to the letter" or the session is over and NO refund. Wow some real first class customer service with a dash of total misrepresentation tossed in to really get the party started! We sent the next 40 minutes giving that a whirl using some stinky coconut oil that was very messy and stored in a jug that leaked like a cheap umbrella in a monsoon. After getting a towel to clean up the mess the container left on the furniture, we got down to business, kinda in a BP sort of way. Needless to say, the resulting 40 minutes was lame and her phone went off right at the 50 minute mark, so she could start wrapping things up. In summary, BP strikes again. A total misrepresentation on the provider's part with many false claims about her non rushed session and services. In two words STAY AWAY.