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Legend: E = Experience, # = Number of Reviews, Date = Review Submitted
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Munchie-9737 | No | 42 | 6/5/14 | |
Seen on 6/5/14
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: Not good. Not worth the trip. Not worth the repeated phone calls and feeling really untrusted. Call me when you get to X intersection. Call me again when you get 1 minute away. 3 more times. Then don't know the layout of the hotel well enough to meet me at the door. Meet on the bed. Acts like touching "down there" is a chore and floppily tries to get you interested. Tries to put condom on wrong about 4 times and gives up. Doesn't a pro know how? Asks you to get on top and lays there too close to the headboard and obviously isn't interested. Swaps for doggy and kindof likes that but doesn't even seem to want to be touched. Come to find out shes either just begun or already was on her period. Finish up and proceed to the bathroom to stop being a tampon and be clean again. Get washed off and she tells me she is working till Midnight. Either she doesn't know or doesn't care about the "mess" she left for me to clean up. Run. |
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twheywood-2474 | No | 7 | 6/3/14 | |
Seen on 6/3/14
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: You know those experiences that make you love this hobby. This was NOT one of them. Something about her pictures intrigued me, so without finding any other reviews, I TOFTT. Stupid on my part. Standard two call, was very pleasant on the phone and had the voice inflections that make you get even more excited to meet her. When I finally got to the location, she came down to meet me. Looked like the pictures and seemed nice enough, but as soon as we got inside the room she called someone. It is very awkward to be ready to start and hear her say on the phone, I love you to someone else. She then sat down on the bed, facing away from me and proceeded to take off her clothes. She pulled a hood out and handed it to me and said put this on. She then asked if missionary was okay, I said sure. She kept her eyes closed the whole time and was very mechanical about the whole process. Her lack of enthusiasm and "can we just get this over with" attitude made the situation unbearable. For the first time ever, I faked finishing, only in order to get dressed and leave ASAP. As I was getting ready to leave, she would not even come to the door to let me out. She sat around a corner in the room and would not even look at me. She then had the nerve to tell me her schedule and ask for a tip. Needless to say, no tip was left and questions about how so much promise ended up so bodily still exist. |