Experience Description: Where to begin. Well, my mother taught me to always say something nice, so: the incall location was a very clean and pleasant hotel on north Academy, convenient to the freeway, and there was ample parking. I scheduled an appointment with Amber Rose for an early-morning session. I do love a bargain, and her halfhour special sure seemed like a bargain, especially since her ad stated "And there is NO- LIMITATIONS on how far im willing to go to please" and " FANTASIES & FETISH FRIENDLY". While her pictures were not of the most beautiful girl imaginable, she looked OK and I have had good experiences in the past with low-cost providers who may not be all that conventionally attractive, but more than make up for it with a great attitude. I had hopes that this "new girl in town" was offering big discounts to build a client base and that I was going to get in on the ground floor. We set up the appointment via text, and I specifically asked about the "fantasies and fetish" offer, stating clearly (but cleanly) what I wanted, and was told 'that will be fine'. So I booked the call and went to bed, eager for the morning adventure. I arrived at her incall on time and called as we had arranged; no answer. I left a message and a couple of texts, waited a little while, then decided to bail. I went to a local grocery store to get something to drink, and as I left I got a text from Amber, 30 minutes past our session time, stating that she was very sorry, she had overslept, and was just now waking up. Since I was still close to her incall location, I went back. En route she sent another text asking me to pick up some condoms. Her room was dark and she had clearly gotten out of bed. She also clearly was not the girl in the pictures in the ad, or at least, she hadn't been that girl for about ten years or more. The ad states she is 29; 40 would be a closer guess. She wasn't terrible looking, though, and pictures can be deceiving so I decided to let it go. After I had made a donation, she informed me that the ad had been placed by someone else, and that she had only "just realized" that it offered no limitations etc. and that she had a lot of limitations. At this point I was about ready to leave, but decided (with the little head) to just forego the fantasy/fetish session I had envisioned and just have a quick pleasurable morning encounter. She began with translated french, much too roughly and amateurishly. I had to ask her twice to change her style and she never really did. We moved on to her on top, which was OK, then on to mish. She complained that my pubic bone was hurting her, she complained that she couldn't breathe (when I was not pressing on her in any significant way) and she constantly grimaced. After a while I got tired of the complaining and just decided to finish myself by hand. I asked her if I could finish on her breasts and she said that she didn't usually allow that but would let me since she had been late. However, she kept covering them with her hands and eventually, disgusted, I just finished myself while she watched. She brought me a tissue and was eager to have me leave; I was pretty eager myself. Not quite a total rip-off; she does perform voluntary activities, and she was reasonably pleasant and polite. But the ad is totally misleading, "false advertising" as she herself acknowledged, and she isn't a low-cost provider who makes up for a lack of looks with a great performance, she's a low-cost provider who has to offer bargain basement prices because that's the most she could possibly get. Avoid.