Experience Description: So I text Autumn for an appointment, after she confirmed availability she gave me her address. Got there, she didn't answer her phone for 10 minutes, then left me waiting another 10 after we talked. She advertised an /hour session for a "Full Body Massage" in the nude, which maybe I mistakenly took to mean FBSM, because really, a full body massage in my mind, means full body. When I get there she informs me, nude is actually 120, we settle on 100. I get comfortable on the bed and she gets naked, right away I feel like she wasn't into it. Then she informs me there is no touching. Which I know some providers are uncomfortable with, so while I was upset, I complied, but then came the real low points. So here is my session: 1. Cough, hack, sneeze, "sorry I am sick, excuse I am gonna go blow my nose" 2. "Hold on my friend is texting me" 3. "Wait, I hate this song (proceeds to spend several minutes scanning itunes)" This was all in the first 15 minutes, 25 minutes in I am ready to get an hj and get home, and I ask if I can flip over, she says sure, the proceeds to inform me that she has too much respect for herself to do anything other than massage and that it is all self service. I am polite but as we had only been in about 25 minutes I let her know I felt misled and asked for Forty bucks back and to end the session immediately. She gave me 20 back and I split. All in all the worst experience I ever had.