Experience Description: Had a hankering for something different so I contacted Vanessa, who advertises on CL as a Hawaiian/Latina. She sounded nice on the phone, and although her incall place was over 30 minutes away, I thought I would give her a shot. Didn't have my cell with me, so she directed me to a location with a pay phone. Got there a few minutes after our agreed upon time and gave her a call. Her voice mail picked up. Told her I would call again in 10 minutes. Ten minutes later, voice mail again. Told her the pay phone didn't accept incoming calls, so I would try again in 5 minutes. Five minutes later, zippo. *Sigh* Granted, it made things difficult not having my cell phone, but when I returned home (90 minutes later), not even a message from her with an apology. Oh well, where do I go to get my TOFTT badge?

Experience Description: Have been attempting to see Vanessa for about two weeks, but she rarely answers her phone and doesn't return messages. Finally set something up for an hour. When she called me at the appointed time (standard 2 call system) demanding references, I should have suspected. When she was 45 minutes late, I should have been certain. I give her two references who have always proved available, but she calls back saying that she can't get through to either. Then she tells me that I can still visit for the 1/2 hour intro but it is just FSBM (which is not spelled out in the ad). I politely make it quite clear that an hour of FS is what I'm still looking for, and I ask for clarification of the menu. She says that her hour is always FS, , but she needs those references. She eventually calls back and tells me where her incall is, and tells me to come over. Vanessa is a good 10-15 lbs extra in person, but an absolutely beauty anyway. Insists on 15 minutes of lackluster massage even when I make it clear that I don't enjoy it. The DATY was fresh and I was able to enjoy it for all of 60 seconds before before some really uninspiring UTF - not much more than a HJ with minor lip contact. Same goes for the Russian. After a little chit chat, I'm ready for the FS part, but am firmly informed that she it's that time of month and it ain't gonna happen. Funny, didn't notice anything like that during DATY. How many providers allow that during their monthly visitor? Right. That's what I thought, too. I left, very disappointed. Nothing about this session was predictable, truly enjoyable, and it might as well have been self-service. It was just tiring. Not 10 minutes later, Vanessa calls to let me know that a reference came through for me, and that if I wanted, she would make it up for me at a discounted donation. Fool me once......... Something else that doesn't make it to her ad is that she is regularly /hour for FS. Talk about bait and switch.