Experience Description: Not the girl in the pictures on her ad or the pictures are from quite a while ago. Advertised she was 33. She is at least mid 40's. Has to be dropped off by a cousin since she no longer has a license from her DUI. Kept her street clothes and shoes on (I'm glad she did because you don't want to see what is underneath.) Should have sent her away when I opened the door, but she was requiring for cancellation. Thought I might as well see if her body rub is somewhat decent. She used latex gloves for the body rub. Phone rang numerous times in the 15 minutes she was there. Advertised a 30 minutes session and was out the door in half the time. Horrible experience. Terrible. Dreadful. I wouldn't pay for a session with her. Might as well set your money on fire and just watch it burn rather than waste it on her.

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Experience Description: Cantacted Payton for an in-call as advertised on her posting. She indicated that she can only do out-calls. I book a room. The morning of the day we are suppose to meet, she contacts me to say I need to pick her up. I can not so I arrange for a car to pick her up. I am trying to salvage the room I have now payed for. The car waits for her for 20 minutes when she calls and says she just con not make it and has to reschedule. YMMV but be careful with this gall.

Experience Description: TOFTT and went to see Judy. HUGE mistake. Her attitude was completely standoffish. Location was infested with crack heads and probably pimps. Was not FS at all whatsoever. In the middle of UTF (which was probably the only good thing). She stated she's not FS and that I need to hurry because she has an appointment outside. Don't bother with this one, if her attitude wasn't sour enough, smell the bathroom

Experience Description: RIPOFF! Was not the same person in the pictures (not even close)! She was not full service as she said, and was beaten up bad with bruises all over her body. She claimed she fell down the stairs. She is late 20's to early 30's, not 20 as advertised or claimed! Walked in did the typical touch to make sure no law enforcement, and that was the last time I got to touch her. I asked if MSOG was on the menu and she said no just get comfortable. She had a G string on and kept it on the whole time so I couldn't touch her. She mentioned she was just busted last night and just got out of jail. She is about 80lbs. heavier than the girl in the pictures, stretch marks, and small saggy breasts. She proceeded with a HJ with no lotion and used spit to lube. Wouldn't alow any touching or anything! Her HJ was pathetic and couldn't get the job done so she said her hands were tired and I need to self pleasure while she did the same. That didn't do much good, but finally shot the little load. When talking to her she said she doesn't get any pleasure out of anything she does. Why do it then? She is a JOKE and would not recomend her to anyone. She also advertises under a different name. Her identifying trait is a tatoo with a "C" on a crown on her top right breast. Stay away, she is bad news!

Experience Description: After a decade of hobbying, I can finally say, that I have had a terrible experience. I just never thought it would happen like this. A bit of backstory... I initially contacted Miss Harper a few months back to set up an appointment. During our conversation I asked about a service that I would like to include in our session, which was listed on her website. She told me that she did not offer this service, so I opted to not finalize the appointment. Fast forward to 8/07/19… I still wanted to see Miss Harper, as I find her to be a gorgeous woman. So I texted her to set up an appointment, and add in the fact that I regretted not seeing her last time, and that I would like to make it up to her. She texted back with a time that would work for her, and let me know that she would give me a few cross streets to drive to later. I agreed, and she complied. After contacting her again from the cross streets, she gave me her address. Upon reaching her in the I agreed, and she complied. After contacting her again from the cross streets, she gave me her address. Upon reaching her incall, I was greeted by Miss Harper, and she immediately invited me in and into her bedroom. She asked me to get comfortable, and I did just that. She joined me on the bed and we had quite a few minutes of getting to know each other conversation, during which I reach the point where I thought we should be comfortable with each other and tried to initiate contact. After a few failed attempts at moving forward with the session, to no avail, I finally completely got into my birthday suit. She gave me a bizzarre look, and reached over and grabbed a cover, which struck me as weird, as her past reviews state that she is GFE. I thought maybe my mileage was about the vary; but I have no idea how much. After a rough, and the most mechanical CBJ I have ever received, I managed to finish. She didn’t listen to me as I expressed that I would like to slow down and try something else. But I figured, no biggie, I suppose I will just save it for around two. She then proceeded to whip a few towels in my direction and said, “There you go.” She then got off of the bed, and put back on her bra and shirt, as this was all she had removed. I playfully asked, “Why would you go on do that?” At which point things took a nasty turn, and she snidely replied with, “Because we are done here!” I asked her if she was serious, to which she just barked back with, “Yeah we’re through here.” Being in only about 15 minutes, and receiving this level of rudeness and disrespect. I contemplated about stooping to her level. I however opted for better judgment, and decided to leave instead, and forgo any further unpleasantries. I said to her on my way to the door that this was not how I had imagined our meeting would go. Her only response was, “Don’t you have a long drive back home?” After all of my time in this hobby, I have never been more disrespected, and made to feel as uncomfortable as I was by Miss Harper. I understand that YMMV, but I feel that this was just her conniving plan to get back at me for not booking with her last time I contacted her. Seeing as I got little to no pleasure from my time with Miss Harper, I hope to gain that by trading my first worst experience ever, with Miss Harper’s first negative review. I hope that Miss Harper reflects on her actions that day when she reads this review, and slays whatever demons she may have. Maybe she would be better off taking some time off to get herself to a better mindset, but then again; maybe I am just the first to see the real Harper Kelly. Final thought Miss Kelly… You may have had flawless reviews up to this point, but keep in mind that one aww shit, kills 100 at a boys.

This client had a hygienic issue with his genitals. I discovered the problem when the session was already underway. When I asked the client if they would like to take a shower, they declined stating they already had taken one. I did not feel comfortable telling the client to leave at this point because I did not know how he would react to being told about his hygienic issue, and I did not want to create a tense or potentially violent situation. I handled the situation in the most polite way I possibly could, and then gently asked the client to leave. I have an excellent history of previous reviews, and I have never had to deal with a situation like this before because I screen extensively. This client had good references, but I would never recommend seeing him.

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Experience Description: Well she's not off to a very good start is she? We had a time set up, but she never followed through.

Experience Description: made an appointment and she gave me directions to where she was at. showed up at the time we agreed on. while i waited, she texted me and said if i give her more donation than what was originally agreed on, then she is ready. but if not, then she's got someone else who is willing to give more. i said i'll wait because i dont have that much money. about a week or so later, i called back. made an appointment again, thought that last time was rough so i'd give it another try since she has so many reviews. again, showed up at her place at the agreed time. again, got stood up. when i got there, she asked me to wait another hour. not going back to her again.

Experience Description: Called to set up appointment but she was unable to see me until the following day. We set a time and place and confirmed. Early in the morning she text me to confirm the time. I tried to call 1.5 hours ahead to confirm as well but no answer. Drove an hour to the appt location checking periodically by texting and then calling to let her know I was on my way but no response. Got to the incall and still nothing. She text me 1.5 hours later and said her phone died. Right. I tried to call her to reschedule and no answer to texts or calls. Don't trust her.

Experience Description: Not once, but twice! After missing the first appointment, she sounded sincerely sorry in several phone calls and emails, and wanted to make it up to me. Days and times were confirmed promptly, several times, including the day before. Got to her apartment, and no answer. Waited 10 and called again, same result. Waited 10 more and tried knocking on her door. Still no luck. All dressed up and no place to go. Big bummer. Fool me once, as they say. We'll, there's nothing like an old fool. Color me disappointed. She looked and sounded promising, but I guess it's an illusion, alluring, but not real.

Experience Description: Initial contact was via email, my preferred method. Asked me when I wanted to see her. I responded, via email, but received nothing in response. Took a chance and drove to her area around the time I told her. Traded a couple of calls before we concluded it wouldn't work out. I asked her if tomorrow would work, and she said yes. Same time, noon? Again she said yes. Told me she would conifrm in the morning with a telephone call. I asked her to email instead, and she agreed. Next day, I emailed her and confirmed I would be comming, but received no email, and no call. Went to her area, again. Called at noon and again at 12:15. Voice mail. No call back.

Experience Description: Do you think a bj is too much to ask? With this one, it was. She literally screamed at me of being disrespectful....that's when I got a wiff of her breath...omg, imagine a stinky pussy...that was her breath. Would NOT provide FS too. After 5 mins or so, I was asked to leave. She wouldn't give me my money back. Please stay away.

Experience Description: Be careful, this person is a rip-off. I've tried this person a few times (was cheap and ok). However, she talks/“tweaks” a lot about her being a victim, “poor poor me” to gain sympathy, very annoying. Anyway, set up an appointment, gave here the donation and she asked for more. Then she had to leave and said to call for another appointment. After eight straight no shows or lame excuses, no further contact. Emailed once much after with no response. Suggestion, avoid or at least do NOT pay in advance, donation will be gone and so will she. Enter at your own risk! I put brown hair because it was between dye jobs, not always "Blonde".

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Experience Description: The pictures are not hers. She'll make you wait and will call you to let you know that she is "freshening up for you". The bra does not come off, supposedly breast reduction scars. Doggy is the only way to go. WTF!!!!!??????? Her attitude is shit, and if someone paid me to be there for an hour, I don't think I'd last. I'd place this thing into top 5 worst experiences EVER! PASS PASS PASS PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Experience Description: I paid for an hour with Celeste, but got less than 40 minutes before she got rid of me and sent me packing. Celeste puts on a decent show of being fun and sweet while the job is going on, but as soon as the job was done, I didn't even get 5 minutes to relax before she was prodding me into the shower and gathering up my clothes for me to put on so that she could get me out of there right quick. This despite the fact that I hadnt even been there for 40 minutes. I felt very unwelcome at that point. Yeah, your mileage may vary, but I've met enough of the local ladies to know who is good and who is not good. I saw her twice and she did the same thing both times. I gave her the benefit of the doubt the first time. Instead of feeling satisfied and relaxed when I left, I felt short-changed and resentful. Not recommended.

Experience Description: Unfortunately this provider blew me off twice. The second time I got there she kept leading me on for a whole hour while I waited for her to invite me in. Finally she offered to have someone come out and lead me in but I was supposed to give my donation to the person that was to meet me outside. It all felt very shady and uncomfortable so 55 minutes after my appointment I finally left. Quite a disappointment.