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Provider E # Date
Malarie Banks Yes 9 6/28/16
Seen on 6/25/16
Time: 2 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: N/A Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes
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Experience Description: This is a very atypical review of a very atypical session, so take from it what you will. I contacted Malarie because I wanted to do something which I've never done before, which is go to out with an escort. I had an evening planned with some buds and intended to hit up a strip club with my best friend afterward. I figured instead of dropping a few hundred dollars on some lame lapdances with no extras, which is all I can ever find at strip clubs in this town, I'd try bringing a provider out with me. I had a hotel nearby, so I planned a two hour session with the first hour to take place at the club and the second hour at the hotel. This was a tough request because it was a 3AM appointment and because I knew damn well that I had no intention of being remotely sober by this point in the evening. I've gone to AMPs under the influence a number of times, because they're a pretty routine experience which requires little thought or exertion. You can usually find a business nearby to catch an Uber to and from. I have not been anything other than sober when I met with an escort before, but common sense dictates that intoxicated clients are always a dicey situation from a provider's perspective. I was up front about how things would be when we were discussing terms, and it didn't seem to be an issue. Malarie arrived on-time, looking good, and had a good attitude about her. I was far from 100% but she took it in good stride and helped me keep my shit together through the challenges of functioning at the club. We hung out until closing time. She made good conversation, interacted well with the dancers, and she was totally patient, even when I got us lost on the one or two block walk back to the hotel. We got to the hotel and she agreed to take a shower with me, which I badly needed and she did not. Malarie is a pretty lady, and she has a nice body and big boobs. If you're into big boobs, she's a super solid choice. The shower was fine. I washed myself and then rubbed on her a bit, which was getting me worked up. I could've gone for a soapy HJ but sadly it didn't happen. She seem fully not into it and hopped on out. I can't really fault her. I'm not Brad Pitt, and I don't know that she'd be even slightly attracted to me under the best of circumstances. These sure as hell were not the best of circumstances.. We moved to the bedroom and I indulged in some DATY. Nice kitty and I enjoyed it at least, even if she did not. We traded places. She gave a skillful BBBJ, and I would've loved to try for CFS but I wasn't up to it. We talked a few more minutes and she was on her way. I started out this review by saying that this was an atypical experience, and for me it was. I generally like to sample a lot more of the menu, but that was never going happen this time, so all I can offer here is what I know. I was totally okay with it because my expectations for this experience were based around a different set of parameters than per usual. That being said, my expectations were met. if you're considering her, I would confidently recommend. She was completely reliable, even in the dead of night, and she acquitted herself as a complete professional under challenging conditions. She was good to spend time with, and was fantastically accommodating. I have no regrets of choosing Malarie for this experiment. And I'd wager that if you're smart enough show up in half decent condition, she'll show you a great time.

Age: 24 Hair Color: Light Brown Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34C-28-34
Jade Roxanne-9075 Yes 11 6/28/16
Seen on 6/26/16
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Yes, not during the session Pictures Accurate: Yes
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Experience Description: As this is my first ever review, I'll give you some background on myself for context. I've never been very prolific as a hobbyist, averaging maybe one or two escorts a year, sometimes more, sometimes none over the course of a fifteen-year career. My lifetime total is probably well south of 50 if we’re counting only escorts. I've also spent time in massage parlors and strip clubs. I've spent many more hours window shopping on ad boards and lurking on forums over the same tenure. So while I don't have the quite the frame of reference that many of you legends out there do, I don't think my perspective is completely naive either. In terms of personal preference, I like young hard-bodied women. I'm definitely an ass man. Where boobs are concerned I want them to be firm and shapely; ideally a perfect c cup, not into implants whatsoever. I picked Jade because she’s mostly in line with my ideal. I enjoy spending time with beautiful women and like to vary it up, because to me, that's the fun part of mongering. I've had some good times with some hot women. Up until today, I can't recall ever leaving an appointment and thinking that I want the next girl that I see to be the same as the last. In fact, I've never done a repeat. The experience: I arrived at the incall ten minutes past our scheduled time because it ended up being farther away from me than I had originally anticipated, but I texted to let Jade know that, and she was totally accommodating. The location was not sketchy, and I felt no apprehension walking into the lobby or heading up to the room. Upon arrival, I was greeted by a gorgeous brunette in a pink silk bathrobe. The room was clean and tidy. She was freshly showered, pristine and soft and with a light sweet scent; not overpoweringly perfumed, just a hint of something amazing which made you want to lean in for more. She had a beautiful smile, and I knew immediately that I was in for a treat. She discarded the robe to reveal a bikini and told me she was intending to go to the pool after our session. She falls solidly in the category of spinner, as you would know by her stats. She’s extremely youthful – twenty-five but could pass for nineteen. She has a swimmer’s body, lean and taut like a race car. There is no way on earth that she’s ever had kids. So the aesthetics are all there for my taste, but here's the piece that really set her apart and actually motivated me to write this review. I was put completely and totally at ease by her presence and demeanor. Most women that I’ve encountered in the hobby are fairly guarded, or exhibit obviously false personas, and the discussions I have with them are perfunctory in nature, just another piece of the routine. Contributing further to that reality, I have a hard time establishing connections or just spending time with people; consequences my own personality. But I was immediately grateful to be with Jade. I was easy, and it was natural, and she was a pleasure to converse with. So we sat and talked for a bit. I felt no sense of urgency and enjoyed having the time to just sit and relax. I can't imagine that everyone would have the same experience, but for me it was truly unique. After our get to know you, we moved to the bed and she offered a back rub, which gratefully accepted. She massaged my back and shoulders with lotion for 5-10 minutes. She has soft hands with a firm grip. It wasn't the best massage I've ever gotten but it was a hell of a lot better than some of the half-assed rubs I've received at the AMPs in this town. And then we got started. If I had to pick a criticism, I would have preferred a more natural transition from the massage to the rest of the activities. I've been with AMP ladies in Florida who can turn a super solid therapeutic quality massage into a sensual massage and then into an HE so seemlessly that you almost don't know how it happened until you finish. But that's probably something that takes a good bit of practice and I've never had an escort perform that particular bit of magic. Jade's breasts are on the smaller side large a to small b if I had to venture a guess, but well proportioned for her body and still perfect as only breasts which have never made milk can be, firm andpear shaped with pert puffy dime sized nipples. Now that I’m thinking back, I do regret not spending more time on her boobs. Her stomach is a washboard, long legs, ass is solid as a rock, and her money maker is clean-shaven, sweet and tight. No kids, remember? We started out in 69, which was amazing on both ends. I probably would have been happy to keep at it but I didn't complain when she decided to move on.Then on went the cover and she jumped on top. We went for a while but I was having lingering issues due to the previous evening’s recreational activities and switched back to soft and wet bbbj for a bit before finally giving up the ghost on account of my technical difficulties. Fwiw, she didn't stop until I told her that I was waiving the white flag. It was the first time I couldn’t finish with an ASP, but I’ve still never left a session feeling more satisfied for the experience. That sounds really lame. I get that. I've read a lot of sucky fanboy reviews, and I don't know that I can make this not read like that. But I am a such huge fan of this lady. If you want someone who’s not only beautiful and talented but also nice to just hang out with, do yourself a favor and check her out. If you're just looking for a good time in the sack, you won't go wrong here either. I don’t know if you could possibly like her as much as I do, but I’m going to repeat. COM

Age: 25 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34B-28-29