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HappyGuy007

Member Since 2/10/16
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Legend: E = Experience, # = Number of Reviews, Date = Review Submitted

Provider E # Date
Dianna Anderson Yes 43 3/28/16
Seen on 3/25/16
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: No, they were old pictures

Experience Description: I was pretty much the worst case scenario client for Lady Di. (oops) Regardless he handled it with grace and poise. I didn't have references so we had to use other means of verification. I was directionally challenged in finding her (as in REALLY directionally challenged which made me very late, mostly due to my refusal to bring my smartphone with GPS, just a crappy burn phone). Which was paticuarly embarassing when coming BACK from the vistit.....I could've taken all back roads right to her in 10 min tops. I did not follow her specific directions once I got there, i was told to part in a certain spot and wait for further instruction as a smart, savvy provider will do for a new client, but I botched that and proceeded in the wrong direction and even rang a doorbell on a vacant listed home nearby (thank goodness) yeah folks I was a hot mess, dumpster fire rolled in a hot mess that day LOL. I would describe this provider as a hardbody with great assets.....as in could crush a walnut in her glutes and bounce a coin off of her abs. She has great tanned skin which I did not feel was at all "overly tan" as some reviewers have suggested. She was VERY considerate as to not use fragrant oil for FBSM, as if she read my mind on that one, which really limited what I could sense were great FBSM skills. Not to mention that I have really BAD skin and am really nervous about it. I'll be honest the chemistry wasn't there and it was 100% my fault for a multitude of reasons, she was already nice enough to put up with all of the aforementioned BS, I was nervous, shifty, my mind was elsewhere and as she may have suspected but did not mention.....I had been drinking. (Yeah I went full spaz guys) She hung in there time and time again, seemingly endlessly and ultimately made good on a marathon HJ that probably was her arm workout for the week. I mean showed determination of a true champion folks, which in my deminished state equated to a an incidental edging session for me which turned out to be extremely satisfying. She offered a shower, which I declined and swiftly got me out of there as I mentioned I really needed to get back to work, the session could've been much longer and better if not for my antics for sure but was still great for me. This lady could've turned mean in a heartbeat many times over, very justifiably so, but was so good to me....and she's hot guys.


Age: 35 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 34D-29-32