Posted November 23, 2013 A lady asks the tattoo artist to draw a turkey on her upper right thigh just at the bikini line. The artist thought it to be an interesting request, but said nothing. When done with that she asked him to put a Christmas tree in the same position on her left thigh. Again, the artist thought it to be unique, but said nothing. When all done she paid him and headed toward the door. However, the artist finally just had to say something. He told her that was one of the more interesting requests that he ever had received and asked what the inspiration was. Oh, that's easy replied the lady. Quite simply I'm tired of my man always complaining at this time of the year that there's nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 23, 2013 A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on his penis. In flowing script it says, "Wendy." On their Jamaican honeymoon, he uses a public bathroom and sees a Jamaican man who seems to have the same name tattooed on his penis. The husband asks, "So your girl's name is Wendy, too?" The guy looks down at his penis and says, "No, once de wrinkles come out, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day.'" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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