The new secretary

[SmileyDawg]

Gary: "Your new secretary is very sexy....."

Larry: "Thanks! She's actually a robot, named Doreen.....

If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters.

Will work as long as you like, no complaining, no sick days, no medical, no dental....

I'll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is".

Next day, Gary calls Larry from the hospital & shouts:

"Larry..... You bastard!

You didn't tell me that the hole between Doreen's legs is a Pencil Sharpener..."