fishndude57

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    …As a genuine Hug. I’m not talking about a hug goobye (Amy Winehouse Back to Black) or a quick pat on the back. I think it’s easy to tell the difference between a genuine hug and just yeah you cool hug. To me, I hope I at least I can leave an impression. I received the good hug today, and Oh Did it Make my Day, Life, Afterlife. I live alone, and it made me feel less lonely. A Hug is a Good Thing…

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    …With exception of very few, I show up to an appt, or they come here (I do a lot of outcalls), and the women are beautiful. Coiffured to the Max, dressed Sexy and Impeccably, and here I am in my Levi 505’s. My tailored goods are made for carrying so hang down shirts not tucked in, some 505’s an inch bigger so I can conceal. I never carry, never have, just my line of clothing. Otherwise camo, fishing everything. Should I at the very least try here and show up at least in Docker’s? In my line of profession our Code of Ethics dictate that we dress professional. I don’t even do that and have no issues. I do shave as I’m somewhat a hairy dude, and I always always take care of my hygiene. I’m honestly embarrassed by the way I’m presenting myself, but just hate gussying up. Ladies, your opinions please…

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    An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course & heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

     

       COLD BEER: $5.00

       HAMBURGER: $10.00

       CHEESEBURGER: $15.50

       CHICKEN SANDWICH: $18.50

       HAND JOB: $250.00

     

    Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar & beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.  She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.  “Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. “May I help?"

     

    The old golfer leans over the bar & whispers, “I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?”  She looks into his wrinkled eyes & with a wide smile purrs,  “Yes sir, I sure am.”

     

    The old golfer leans in even closer & into her left ear

    says softly:  “Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.”

     

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    Laci you know I'd take a bullet for you. We've discussed our friendship before. I appreciate you, period. Thanks for the Bday wishes! Really mellow day did nothing but was fortunate enough for a lunch date with one“BEAUTIFUL BABELICIOUS BOMB SHELL “ at Pappadeaux’s. Great great conversation. We know each other pretty well and get along famously, that’s all I needed, plus the grub there is excellent. Got a lot of texts too, all in all all’s good! I’m very thankful for my friends here. Peace. 

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    Thanks for the Bday wishes!Really mellow day did nothing but was fortunate enough for a lunch date with one“BEAUTIFUL BABELICIOUS BOMB SHELL “at Pappadeaux’s. Great great conversation. We know each other pretty well and get along famously, that’s all I needed, plus the grub there is excellent. Got a lot of texts too, all in all all’s good! I’m very thankful for my friends here. Peace. 

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    A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
    The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
    The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.
    When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
    This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
    Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
    "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
    "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

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