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K if this works you GOTTA watch it all the way through. Sound on, it's not that long... https://www.facebook.com/566294340457406/videos/169340540639537/?t=22

What if You Didn't Put the Rum in the Coconut and Drink it all Up What if You Didn't Hear it Through the Grapevine

Ummmm, Glenwood Western Slope, Mr Ski Bum.

This will splain it Luthy... TS tops

Here ya go, funnier than well, you'll see...

Yeah, a LITTLE bit goes a long way. I got the Black Mamba 6 from https://www.hotsauce.com I want one of everything. I found they had the best price. lil bit on some Navajo Indian Fry Bread tacos tomorrow.

Nope, just sweet and sour chicken lol

It’s happened to me twice. 1st time was in a low-grade hotel. I was still literally a newbie and big time nervous of that part of town, room was right across from a Village Inn Pancake House with big ass windows that everyone could see me, 11:00am appt, got the text to come up to room#. Being 1sttime there I thought had to go through the lobby…NO, steps right out of the room directly across from the VI windows, man am I stoopid. Laying talkin with my hostess and BOOM BOOM BOOM on the door, she just HOLLARS “NO THANK YOU!”, housekeeping, fuck I thought LE for sure. 2nd time, appt set for 11:00am again different lady, and my 2nd time seeing her. Same chain, much better part of town, and definitely wayyy cleaner. She calls me up and says stop and grab a bottle of vino. I knew just the bottle as it’s one I gift a lot of people, in the Hobby or RW. I ask you got glasses, nope, opener, nope, plastic cups on the sink, yup. Get there open the wine and we have a habit of talking sometimes for hours before we get started, did that. She’s now hungry and I say order Chinese it’s on me. While another hour goes by and still no food, so calls Chinese food place and says dudes. Knock comes at the door, she jumps up and screams ” FUCK IT’S the COPS!”, dude was crackin the fuck up when I opened the door, tip was more than the tab on that one lol, we trashed that bedspread with Chinese food, it was good tho. I’ve never had an unpleasant experience in a hotel, but the 1stone is why I no longer do hotels, unless I rent the room.

Puzzle...An average of 1 in 1,000 people can figure it out!

Happy Birthday Raine...did your parents get a tax break the day you were born

I'm fuckin cryin, yhat's some kinda funny. Thanks!

Time to get some funny meme's please...

I have Gout, but with the wonder of ancient topical Indian remedies, combined with anti-inflammatory essential oils, I can get through the flare ups without heavy duty kidney harming meds. So far knock on wood, that's it.

I have a homemade Invoice I send to my clients. I could send to you in a .docx and you can post on your neighbors door if you'd like.

Oh Mercy, there's easily many you can choose from here. PM me I'll give the names of 10.

Selfies are fine. I'd like to me more honesty on stats, age to me is important. Physical attributes as well. I' 5'6" and am embarrassed around a lady taller than me to be honest, that's just me tho. You and I know each other so your selfies are accurate, might wanna watermark them sometimes tho. I pay for pro picks in my business...NOT CHEAP at all.

I can't remember which one I tried a couple o years back, but it was more bait n switch than TOB, actually I've never had that issue but many say. I did meet one gal I bought lunch for and Aint Bee showed up. Actually a really great time but needless to say I cancelled my membership. I just googled it...eHarmony. Never ever again.