Kandi Apple

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  1. Happy Birthday NAUGHTY DESTINY!

    Happy Birthday girl we all love you! I hope your day is filled with lots and lots of Fun!
  2. "How to get a date if your new to the game."

    This Hobby is to complicated for you! I suggest getting the largest bottle of lotion you can find and sticking with it!
  3. Fake F**king Hobbiest's

    I am seriously confused right now! I have seen a client from this board just based on his OK reputation. He has used me for multiple references and I have gave the thumbs up for a good time! "He needs to get a P411 so the ladies are not wasting time on verifying him" However, I expressed to him what's up with a review since I am having to verify that you are a good dude." It is long over due anyway...." The answer I got was " Sorry I can't review any more because I am dating a provider" OK cool what ever..... Does this mean that this guy is just fishing around and seeing providers to be able to run to his girlfriend and share info on us? Hummm I have to wonder what kind of motive is behind his hobbying. And why would you ask for favors with nothing in return?
  4. Fake F**king Hobbiest's

    OK well everyone missed the main point of this thread, I am not giving a shit about the damn review! What I am ranting about is: I wonder about the whole MOTIVE of this "hobbiest" and why when he seen me one time would he use me for multiple references. He also sent me a PM through this board stating that he was in the area of MY INCALL and can drop off some sandwiches for me and my friend. I ignored him on the offer.... There is a number of other things that I don't have to mention. This guy crossed my line and I found myself posting this thread out of pure frustration.
  5. Fake F**king Hobbiest's

    So that's a real relationship? And if the provider that he is in a relationship with has any kind of a good rep she could verify since he does not have a P411 to make shit easy on him self....
  6. Fake F**king Hobbiest's

    Thank you for you two cents Velevet
  7. Fake F**king Hobbiest's

    I am just annoyed with this guy, This damn fish can get the fuck out of the pond!
  8. Fake F**king Hobbiest's

    Ha Ha!! Nice laugh, But seriously It is not about the time for the reference giving it is about how damn arrogant this guy is.
  9. Voicemail Is A Pain in the Azz

    I use voicemail and for good reason. I want to hear your voice before we meet. I go off of my initial instinct and if a potential client calls me with, Hi this is... and I would like to see if you have time at...My references are...Please call me back at...I am on it faster than if I receive a text or e-mail. I think that text and e-mail are so much of a waste of time and impersonal that it makes me want to just ignore them. I personally do not care if you are of a different race. If you can follow the protocol you are good in my book.
  10. This is hitting the nail on the head with this tread. I get stood up a lot and I know that it is a fact about being in this industry. I just make a personal note and move on.
  11. Do you think an OK gives you...

    If a potential client has checked out reference wise and then proceeds to ask me what do I DO, or if I can do something that perks there interest I simply shut it down! I only do what makes me comfortable and if there is some weird twist to it I count myself out. I like to have fun with no damn expectations! Gents just let the fun flow...
  12. Heidi 480

    Always use accurate pics and there is no confusion. You can still be discrete.
  13. Why Don't More Providers Swallow?

    Lol!!! Now that is funny shit! I don't swallow... Thanks but no thanks... Here let me squirt down your throat, let me see you handle that...
  14. Doubles????

    Every double I have participated in has been a blast!
  15. Dating

    +1
  16. Has anyone ever stole ASP's cat?

    You stay away from my kitty!
  17. Happy Birthday Waytosexy Ana......

    I know that your birthday was a blast! Thanks for getting us girls out for a night of fun.
  18. t'was the night before xxx-mas

    Nice! I got a good laugh out of this.
  19. A Little Riddle.....

    Kacey Jones was a son of a bitch. He wrecked his train in a whore house ditch. He climbed out the window with his cock in his hand, Yelling all you women I'm a fucking man! He lined 100 up against the wall and bet a 1,000 dollars he could fuck them all. He fucked 98 until his balls were blue, backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other 2. Kacey Jones went to hell. He fucked the devils daughter and fucked her well. All the other devils were climbing up the wall screaming, help us help us before he fucks us all!
  20. Sessions Without Sex

    Yeah like, client walks in I give him a nice hug and a greeting kiss and then before I know what just happen there is nut running down my leg filling my shoe. Well that was interesting....
  21. Uncircumcised Penis Funk

    The point of this thread is: IF you are uncircumcised you need to pull the skin down and wash in between the folds of your extra skin so that your tip does not smell rotten. Is has a similar smell as parmesan cheese... GO YAWN ON THAT LOL...
  22. Uncircumcised Penis Funk

    Most of the clients that Destiny has seen, most providers have seen also. So 2Big just make sure to clean your junk!
  23. Uncircumcised Penis Funk

    The nasty funk that builds up around the crease is just disgusting...That will make me bust out some hand sanitizer quick! EEEEEK!
  24. Prebook vs Same Day

    I like prebook it's nice to give someone something to look forward to. But the same day is good to.