Jill

Feliz cumpleaños daddy!

personally, BUKAKE! but i enjoy when someone comes to me with a leg fetish. its just so damn cute watching their tiny little body caress my gargantuan stumps. and my favorite fetish session was with a fella from up north who LOVED diapers. we pissed ourselves for hours, chugging coronas and listening to lynyrd skynyrd. arguably one of the best times of my life in general. feeling the warmth run into our britches... oh god. TITS.

im 99% sure this preference is not about tipping.

strawberry hotsprings is my choice! love watching the spooge float stretched and whimsical through the water.

thanks destiny and GQ. <3

if you are doing your job correctly you will never need to assess a cancellation fee. that's like asking an illegal drug purchaser (that you are selling drugs to) to reimburse you for wasted time and money for not showing up for a deal.

if any of you are familiar with foreign languages and translations, you would know that whomever wrote this ad isn't even a native english speaker. obviously its a scam.. same shit as the Queen of England informing you that you won 5,000,000,000 pounds. Just a different angle. I commend the creative author.

i would personally NEVER SEE ANY BLACK MAN or LATINO or ASIAN or PALE FACE who doesn't speak properly, exude professionalism or be respectful. THAT IS MY CHOICE.

keep it up boinky

caveman, well done my friend. what's truly comical is that these errors are not exclusive to this profession. grammar, fluency, eloquence, etc know no bounds. smart people shit too.

ive had clients write letters of reference for work, volunteer gigs & for grad school (alumni). "thank you" to all of you who are able to and generous enough to put in a good word! we appreciate it! note: these letters were always a suggestion from my friends. i have never solicited assistance. if you put out great energy and love, you get it back.

it pays the bills for a career in altruism. you cannot put a price or label on that. and quite frankly, i am living a dream. was it my first career choice? no. that was to be president. this is essentially the same line of work.

well said! every single time someone contacts me to schedule, they refer to me as "the doctor". my website was created to intentionally eradicate any half-witted gent from wasting his precious time procuring a rendezvous. basically, i dont want to suck a brainless cock.

i opt for the hitler.

I fancy a Brazilian cut string bikini. Or naked.

So a link advertising cunnilingus is acceptable?

Low self esteem and codependency.

Sometimes my dentures fall out. I get embarrassed at first, but usually the guy wants to experience my ever delightful "gum job". So everything turns out AOK in the end! I should be more prouder of my toothless chamber of love.

He should consider himself lucky! A freebie!

during the workweek, men look forward to friday! during the weekend, men look forward to monday! MONDAYS.

mtndew, you were just super excited about your situation and wanted so badly to share! it's hot, isn't it?? i have passed a same client twice on 16th street mall (near my old incall) and we always just tipped our heads and smiled, like typical Texans. The most notable passing was at a wine mixer in Keystone. small town... small community... and a fundraiser. He walked right up to me, said hello, introduced his wife, and wished me a wonderful evening. It was perfectly normal and I was comfortable, as was he. just act like a normal human being would act in any situation and you will be golden. but having that brush with a secret life in reality is always so exciting! thanks for sharing. tg4tob

Back to OP. To answer your question, no.

You can spot a hooker a mile away in so cal. They look so pretentious and annoying. All the high end hotel bars are littered with them accompanied by rich assholes. I dress like a square so you wouldn't guess. My clients and I sit around and pick them out and giggle. In Vegas they are all over the hotel bars too. Vice sits around and lures them in and takes them immediately to jail. I have an aquaintance who actually can recognize vice now bc she has been picked up so much. Don't hook in Vegas casinos.

it saddens me to see the bouncing titties retired from signature lines. i think we should all take a moment of silence to honor them.