fortysomething

My first ASP was Brandi (sub). At the end of the visit, she started talking the dom/sub thing. I never reconnected with her to find out more, then she went off the radar. Good luck in your search. Why do I think you shouldn't have any issues finding what you seek after an introductory visit?

I can't handle "aroma" like I could as a lad, but I agree...there's a nice, "fresh" taste that develops after a good, thorough licking. That's the Holy Grail for me.

I've had a mostly-trimmed beard since 1993 and it's not going anywhere, especially with my sagging jowls

My world would be much sadder without DATY. I don't care what's been inside her, as long as she's clean and ready.

Outcall = no fucking way.

Yup. That's why when I see a full-bodied lady with a big butt and full breasts, the ol' reptilian part of my brain says, "Time to plant that seed".

To understand what it's like to have a huge schlong (for those of us in the average category), wear a strap-on. It was frustrating to have to "pull my punches" with a non-escort friend. More satisfying to give it full force without worry of inflicting injury.

As I draw nearer to "fiftysomething" instead of "fortysomething", the ones that do it most for me are buxom girls-next-door and horny MILF-types, maybe even an accommodating, well-proportioned granny. But in the end, if the chemistry melds, that's all that matters, eh?

[snip - forbidden topic] I see the same for escorts. They DO provide vital therapy, don't they?

You should at least get a HJ on the first visit. "What else you want?" was what I heard my first time. IMHO, once they figure out you're not LE or some freak, things relax. Second visit, if you like the place, you dispense with "formalities". My 2 cents.

That's plenty for me. Thanks!

Hmmm...this lady's on my eventual "bucket list" as well. I would appreciate a PM, too, if you're so inclined. Many gracias.

A very happy and joyous birthday, sexy woman!

Conversational skills are nice, but I'm not expecting a deep discussion on Existentialism. Sexual prowess and intellect are not always connected, IMHO.

Yeah, I woulda been outta there in a heartbeat.

As for the classics, "A Tale of Two Titties."

Yeah, outcall is on my "never in a mEElion fucking years" list. The snoop sisters next door and bored, elderly people across the street.

Yeah, that first one. Get that ice cream out of the way and let me get at what's behind it.

Sorry. Cunnilingus is one of the top ten joys of life, IMHO. I'll just take my chances.

You get to a point in life where you think of what you haven't done instead of your achievements. I was curious about the workings of "the biz" and wanted to try something different. So far, all my experiences have been pretty good. And I echo the sentiment that it's a great form of therapy. Nothing like good sex to hit the reset button and get you back on the right track. Now if I could only claim it on my health insurance!

Ah, the little man in the boat. Part of what makes life worth living.

May be bogus, but I read that it takes a man 3 days to build up a full supply, and 3 ejaculations to use it all. Hmmm...

Googled her phone number and didn't turn up much, so here goes: http://coloradosprings.backpage.com/BodyRubs/independent-classy-genuine-roxyy-19/11656564 I'm usually happier with providers/AMPs at least in their thirties, but this one intrigues me. Cute. TGTBT?

You guys are the tops! Thanks! Figured this gal was too good to be true. Scratching her off the list.

Now you guys have me curious as to what the evil spectre of being a TOB member is? I've never really had any issues with arranging time with a lady, and it certainly wasn't due to my suave demeanor or good looks. Still not convinced that me or anyone else needs P411, but to each their own. I'm sure P411 serves its purpose.