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Everything posted by Juanmotai

  1. Fast or Slow

    Fast, slow, fast slow, fast... Oh wait not yet, slow down again.. slow, slow, slow.. oh shit, I can't hold back any longer.. super fast, faster, faster... Oh fuck, oh fuck, hopefully the condom didn't explode then roll over dead and pass out until she wakes you and says hey hun, you gotta go..
  2. Mam, I packed up the guitars, the amps, avrack full of effects and I'm headed to the studio to lay down some tracks and have a few beers.. studio, loud music, beers and hell, who knows what else.. Friday night doesn't get any better than that
  3. I was going to welcome you earlier but I made the mistake of looking at your pictures first and it left me speechless..
  4. Contacting providers

    FartBoxHero??? Sounds like Freddy Mercury meets Foreigner. anyway, I don't have anything useful to add except what I just said.
  5. How to treat a client

    I think the perfect secret language should be her grabbing 2 handfuls of hair, for those of us who still have hair, smothering your face screaming oh God, oh God, oh God.. if she isn't getting religious on your ass, you ain't doing the secret handshake the right way...
  6. Man, I support the right for me to stroke every night, which I may or may not do every night. Oh who the fuck am I kidding, of course I do every night. But my point is, stroke that bad boy like your favorite provider strokes been Franklin's cute little head..
  7. How to be a provider's favorite...

    Hopefully you suffer from memory loss πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  8. How to be a provider's favorite...

    How to be a providers favorite part 2: the real truth Show up with more Benjamin Franklin's than the last guy Just kidding, just kidding....... Kinda
  9. End of the line for this hobby?

    Serial or cereal?? Cause let me tell ya, I kill a box of captn crunch with crunchberries. That shit is just not safe around me I tell ya.. anyway, you're safe Jasmine, unless you cover yourself with captn crunch..
  10. Bacon...Bacon...Bacon...

    Game of bacons.. Lord of the bacon
  11. Old Fashioned ISO's

    Awwwww.. now my itty bitty feelings are hurt...
  12. Old Fashioned ISO's

  13. Old Fashioned ISO's

    I suck at cleaning, but I look awesome in a French maid outfit.. just saying
  14. What’s the first thing you notice?

    First thing I notice is her demeanor. Is she friendly or standoffish. Honestly, you wouldn't believe how much a big hug and I'm glad you're here relaxes and comforts. If she greets me at the door with a huge hug, I'm melted butter and everything else is a bonus
  15. Meanwhile in Russia...

    Come on man.. Denver has some of the most beautiful women in the world period. No matter their occupation. It just so happens that the vast majority of those hot, sexy, gorgeous women are members of TOB. Coincidence you ask??? I think not.. there's alot of these gorgeous ladies I call my friend. All I'm saying is let's use a better description when talking about the gorgeous women who belong to this board.. cheers my friend..
  16. Wanksy? a little old but funny

    Have you seen how ambitious and hard working the city employees are??? Holy smokes!!! Yeah, I haven't either.. hahahaha.. and that's why
  17. Please allow me to introduce myself

    Well shit, since nobody's been nice enough to welcome you to our little slice of heaven, let me be the first buddy.. welcome to Tob. Sit back, relax, enjoy the gorgeous view, because the view is extremely gorgeous here, and enjoy yourself.
  18. 411 on Smokin lil blonde

    It probably a case of when your no's outweigh your yes's 2 to 1, it's time to not allow reviews anymore.
  19. Fox News

    Well shit, looks like I'm going to have to start hanging out around castle rock more often.. someone needs to make sure they are all practicing safely, might as well be me..
  20. Hello TOB

    Welcome aboard my dear
  21. Denver

    Welcome to paradise Jessica. πŸ˜‡
  22. Newbie

    Welcome to Tob girl. Have fun while you're here. Most of us are pretty enjoyable people
  23. Despite the recent legislative catastrophe..

    I could be wrong, but I'd be willing to bet whores have been around alot longer than bathrooms have been.. just saying..
  24. Smoking

    As long as the lady and her incall doesn't smell like smoke I think I'd be ok with it. But I tend to shy away from ladies who smoke, even in real life, because I hate the smell of cigarettes and it's almost impossible to get rid of the smell. I'm probably one of the few people who has never smoked a cigarette.
  25. 411 on Smokin lil blonde

    8 no show reviews out of 14 should tell anyone all they need to know about this person.