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She looks like the porn star Deaumeaux, but I couldn't find anything with those pics on TinEye or Google Images

I've seen one provider who strongly resembles Christina Applegate!

Welcome to TOB Kira-Lynn!

Just wear your Teflon suit for the first month and then it's smooth sailing. Don't take anything personal and have fun!

Deer, your killing me...I do have an emoticon I can use, but I think I'd get an infraction <no sarcasm font>

Belated Happy Birthday Luke!

I do see a smile from Ghost, MrDeer, so I think he knows what he was typing. MACE, BOINK, KADUK & OXY, we seriously need that sarcasm font...STAT! He has 32 reviews with 16 FAN/VG and the others AVG or worse. Everyone is entitled to spend their money the way they want, but this sure paints a pretty picture (to me) as to see well~reviewed ladies vs BP ladies.

Kathy Bates in About Schmidt has kept me up many of nights!

Yes, it's nice to break up some of the drama in here from time-to-time . Like Holly said, if attracts my attention, I launch the post, if not, I won't.

Happy Birthday Hot Stuff!

You and coolhand luke are good . I didn't see P411 Tuesday's or She won't see me b/c I'm ______ Thursday's, or I Think No Provider Should Charge More than _______ Friday's

I think one of the reviews I saw where the guy said he had a few hot buttons and if a provider hit all of them, he would be happy. I guess we all have some sort of internal buttons that when pressed, possibly elevates an experience. I too thought FANTASTIC was overused, but if one does their homework and the lady has a pretty high FANTASTIC rating, should she be penalized b/c she has too many FANTASTICS???

Sorry sweetie, but Hostess is Dolly Madison's parent company . I don't really eat these types of sweets anymore, but personally love the Hostess Coconut Gem donuts

If you do your homework, most of these questions will be addressed. Again, some ladies use Specials as a marketing ploy, so look at past ads and see if her Specials is truly marketing or her vajajay is running a limited time special.

Thanks Nusa for fixing the .gif, and Boink for fixing my lingo!

I thought one could tell by facial expressions???

I Have: 170 miles round trip, and I'd do it again in a minute! I Will: Not sure, it's great living in Denver metro where lovelies come here to tour!

"Splendid Disaster"

Welcome to Denver and TOB Kimora!

...and a smile!

Here's a TOB, PSA (and leaving a voicemail in general)...always say your name (handle) twice and phone number twice. For hobbying purposes, add a good time window to call back!

like others have said, if she calls or texts you saying she's running a few minutes late, I'd wait 20 minutes after the last communication. If there is no contact, 10 minutes and I'm on the road.

At first it was awkward, but then after hearing some of the reasons why they are providing while they are married, I have no issues with it. After all, we are three times seven plus, aren't we?

Happy Birthday....eh!

Without hijacking flanker's thread about sarcasm, here are some gems you may want to pull out from time to time. The Willy Wonka Meme Generator could be the premiere site for sarcasm. Get ready to laugh!