FatDog

$20 to sit in bathtub full of noodles $20 to sit in bathtub full of noodles (Gilbert) I will pay you $20 to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a swimming suit. I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this. I will leave the key for you and you will sit at your leisure. A neighbor will watch from the front door across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure. Please supply your own footwear. The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery. Do NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after i return home prior to dinner. Contact through email. Use the subject line Tub of Noodles or your email will be ignored. Looking for this to be taken place on friday the 21st

Gangster.....

The band played the Twist, so I twisted. Then they played Jump, so I jumped. When they played Come On Eileen, I was escorted from the premises.

cold :(

if you're black, she will not see you....capisce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mxkPyQuPBM

chop chop.

your website sucks....just saying.

i have no issues of sending my pic to the ladies.

sup

i give up on bp.

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didn't want to take a chance.

wtf are you her pimp?

le royal cheese et le mcdonalds.

Sometimes I get nostalgic for a good fur burger. What about you?

a/s/l

http://ts1.explicit.bing.net/th?id=H.4756522876405056&pid=1.7

they got fired.

what's the difference between a harley and a hoover? the position of the dirtbag.

what about I-225 and iliff, is it still considered dtc?

http://us.cnn.com/2013/11/26/opinion/jones-sex-consent-texting/?iref=obnetwork

well, if she has a drug problem and her handlers have been robbing her blind, then it must be ok to strangle her in public.

turns out nigella is just another junkie. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2513829/Nigella-Lawson-took-cocaine-day-decade.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490