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I looked for the "Same as it ever was" poll option and didn't see it, but that's what I would have voted for.

If you have a P411 account with plenty of oks and in your first contact (whether it's email/phone/P411 request) you give a short introduction where you come across as well-spoken, respectful and knowledgeable about how this "hobby" works, I don't think you'll get turned down very often.

The "experts" say that the letters of the alphabet thing is poor technique because it's too random and most women need to get in the groove with consistent tongue strokes. If you're going to do the write the alphabet thing, it's recommended to do the same letter (capital F) over and over for at least a few minutes, then maybe switch to a different letter and do it for a while. I've found that escorts don't seem to enjoy my "skills" nearly as much as non-pros do. Not sure if it's that many escorts would prefer I just get on with it and stick my dick in them so I will cum already and the "hard part" of their job will be over, or if it's that any civilian I'm banging will be, by definition, attracted to me and turned on, whereas with an escort all I'm really guaranteed of is that they're attracted to the cash I laid on the desk. Or maybe there's another factor at work here that I haven't considered.

1. Go for a hike near Evergreen (or find your own good hiking spot). 2. See a concert at Red Rocks. 3. Denver Art Museum, the Modern Masters exhibit going right now is great. 4. Take a tour of a brewery, I'd recommend Great Divide. 5. Ride your bike through City Park, or up Cherry Creek Bike Path to Confluence Park. 6. Museum of Nature & Science, the Mayan Exhibition is "can't miss" I'm told. 7. During the summer many of the parks have free showings of movies (Red Rocks does this too, but it's not free). 8. Volunteer by planting trees on the land burned in the Hayman Fire. etc... If you can't find amazing and fun things to do in CO, you're doing it wrong

Yep. Young people have been flocking here in droves in the last few months to visit/vacation/relocate permanently. The fact that the influx of travelling providers recently are almost all in their 20's and from Texas, a state that is, shall we say, significantly more puritanical and less enlightened when it comes to laws regarding the substance that's now legal but can't be spoken about here, well that's probably not sheer coincidence.

Donnie Dark's alien abduction stories and conspiracy theories would qualify for "stupid." But those threads were far more entertaining than anything on here in years.

FC stands for Football Club. I assume the guy is looking to get blown while watching some Premier League or Bundesliga games. Sounds fun to me.

Loose Booty by Sly Stone I think the lyrics are a first person account from a lady of the night, "When you're tryin' to flee from any fakin' grin, I tell you what to do, just bring my money in." And, you know, "loose booty!"

It's just the way of the world. Check out Voodoo Donuts on Colfax, place isn't even officially open yet and lines are around the block...for freaking donuts! You need to keep in mind that the average lifespan for girls in this business is short. So if you don't jump on (or rather, dive into) the new girl, sometimes...poof, she's gone, and you missed your opportunity. For the ones that do stick around for a while, especially the young and hot ones, they usually raise their rates as soon as they have a handful of reviews under their belt, as previously mentioned. So there are advantages to getting in early.

Looks like prostitution charges have been added.

http://www.yelp.com/denver http://www.westword.com/bestof/2013/section/food-and-drink-35100/ I think those are more of what you're looking for. We're not restaurant critics here, we're just dudes who like fucking hookers.

Some girl I know posted it on her facebook page. I saw it and remembered this topic, thought it was too good not to pass along.

I wonder if any local ladies have a decembeaver? http://decembeaver.com/

Based on the postings in this thread (and other threads), the only reasonable conclusion is that men of ALL ages are full of themselves and arrogant. In my experience, there are young women who are great in bed, and young women who are lame in bed. And there are mature women who are great in bed, and mature women who are lame in bed. I'd wager my entire bank account that the same principle holds true for men.

Right here: http://www.afdenver.org/learn-french/

And yet here we are in a political thread, with you posting in it.

What's funny is people who only get their "facts" from Rush and Faux News. I already got 1 rebate check myself. If I told you who I spent it on, that would be shilling and not allowed on this board.

It's only a "new expense" to the small amount of people who have been freeloading, not buying insurance until they inevitably get sick or injured, who then end up going to the ER or a hospital because by law those entities MUST provide service, and being charged thousands of dollars instead of $100 for a doctor visit, and then stiffing the ER/hospital when they can't pay their bills; of course the taxpayers end up being the ones who pay for these irresponsible freeloaders. Of course there are legitimately poor people who haven't been able to pay for health insurance. For them, many will now have a cheap option for the first time in their lives due to the ACA. I doubt many of them post on TOB, though. Having options for the small number of freeloaders who haven't been paying for insurance and for the absurdly small chance that someone on TOB owns 1 of the handful of American businesses subject to the 50-employee mandate (which doesn't kick in until 2014 anyway), but not having an option for people who will save money through the ACA, either from the rebates the majority of Coloradans will get from their provider, or those who weren't able to get insurance previously because of pre-existing conditions, or those under 26 who can stay on their parents' cheaper plans, just shows this poll was set up with political biases to push an agenda, and not to produce an actual hobby-related discussion.

Yeah, this. I already had insurance, but thanks to the Affordable Care Act (aka Obamacare) I've already received a rebate check from my provider, so I have more money to hobby. Thank you Mr. President and Congressional Democrats!

On P411 you can run an "Advanced Search" on the sub-category of "Hispanic" for ethnicity. Took me all of 30 seconds to run the search, and came up with 19 results in Colorado. Then with those 19 you can take a look at each of them, their build, etc... Most escorts don't put an age in P411 anymore, which is stupid and inexplicable, but that's a topic for another day and another thread, I suppose. Their P411 page usually will link to some TOB reviews, with which you might be able figure out if they are in your preferred age range.

Solamy Peak and Miss Erika (who Mr. Green Jeans referenced) are what OP is looking for. Both have multiple reviews on here and I believe both list themselves as "Latina" on P411; the search couldn't have been that long and frustrating if he didn't manage to find them.

This doesn't seem to be that difficult to understand. If a provider's rate structure is designed so that the best deal is a certain time allotment, then probably she prefers that time allotment and doesn't prefer shorter or longer time allotments. In the case at hand, there are probably providers that have a boyfriend (or husband) that they would rather go out to dinner with and spend their nights out on the town with, or otherwise want a social life that doesn't involve hanging out with random johns all the time. Maybe some escorts have a "real job" or academic studies or parental responsibilities that take up most of their time, and they just escort on the side for an hour here and there. Or, they're just bad at math. But probably more often the first paragraph.

Yeah. I don't think any of the ladies are saying that they prefer older men. They're saying, essentially, "Just because I'm young and hot, doesn't mean I won't fuck you as long as you put $250 on the nightstand, even if you look like Wilford Brimley and are old enough to be my great-grandfather, so please call me today." At least, that's what came out when I ran it through my Hobby Translator.

Yes. Certainly better than the other dating sites. If you know of other websites or strategies for meeting slutty chicks, please let us know.

I've always thought that an innovative agency or pimp, or just a group of girls that team up together, would make an absolute killing by getting a huge bus with lots of "rooms" or "compartments", and parking it in the Red Rocks (or other big concert venues) parking lot for shows, with a hooker in each room. Seriously, they would make bank.