skater

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  1. BP Rocky Mountains

    There has been quite a lot of activity lately on the Rocky Mountain section of BP. I have now seen probably 3, maybe 4, providers that advertised there over the past few weeks. Only one, I think, had a P411. I tin eye the pics and more than a few are fakes. They seem to move together in groups of 3 to 5 girls, hitting GJ, Edwards, Avon, Vail, Glenwood. Sometimes they'll use different names for different cities, but post the same pics! Hilarious. I can't say that I've had anything above a "below average" experience with any of them, other than the ones that are also P411. One in particular was very good. I gave her a fantastic review, and she deserved it. Everything is CBJ, no LFK or DKF, some DATY but not all. About as vanilla an experience as you can get. Self service is better in most cases. They also tend to charge too much for services rendered. I had one today and it was like making love to a puddle of nothing. $600 for a 2 hour appointment. No more after today. YMMV, but I doubt it. I am a fool and my money soon departed. This has been a public service announcement. Add in 4 TOFTT's for me.
  2. BP Rocky Mountains

    BB, my thoughts exactly.
  3. BP Rocky Mountains

    I can't state that. I have no idea what she's thinking.
  4. BP Rocky Mountains

    I do. I saw her last year when she had a place over in Dillon. We had a pretty good time, [snip}, she OK'd me on P411, back when she was on it. I have tried to set up about a half dozen appointments with her since, and she says she will get back to me but never does. I actually just called her a week or so ago. She said she was going into a restaurant and would call me back in 20. Never heard back. I give up on her. And that is her picture. I'm not sure what she looks like now, but she did look like that when I saw her.
  5. Interesting article I just stumbled on. http://www.economist.com/news/united-states/21599351-laying-bare-supply-and-demand-oldest-profession-sex-lies-and-statistics
  6. Anal

    J Dog, thanks for the heads up on Zoey Portland!
  7. Anal

    Tongue fuck and rim her ass for about 10 minutes, or use a toy. I prefer the tongue. Put plenty of lube on your dick. Slide it in very slowly. Start very slowly. Don't start ramming away for at least 5-10 minutes. Anal is generally a slower, longer thrusting motion than fucking a pussy. For me, anal is the most intimate and intense of all sexual activities, and the closest I can get to being "one" with my partner. I always get disappointed if it's not on the menu. I have never paid extra for it. When in doubt, just ask if she'll do it. You might get a nice surprise. Some women have just come out and asked me to do it. "Will you fuck my ass?" or "I do anal" is music to my ears! It's also nice to receive! Whole other subject.
  8. P411 Status Can Be Bad (a joke)

    What P411 rules of use? I don't get your point. The whole issue is simply credibility. Mine and hers. I always ask and look for P411 status on a provider, BP included. Why else would I belong? And if I have a bunch of OK's, isn't that the same as saying I have a bunch of references? She could have asked for the names if she didn't have a P411. But, it never happened because I could not verify HER, and her response made me dislike her instantly anyway. Most people just don't listen when it comes to business advice, especially in this business. I think some ladies forget, or never even realize, that it's a business and because of that they lose business and clients or don't make as much as they should. Running an ASP business is really no different than selling any other product or service. The same rules apply. They always have and they always will. I'm talking things like customer service, marketing, accounting, measuring performance and setting goals, and so on. It all boils down to MAKING MONEY. As much as you can with the least amount of effort. I advise small businesses every minute of every day. Most of the time it's like baby sitting. Once in a great while I run into someone who has business acumen. The only organization I can think of that understands business, in general, is Club 69. That is my unbiased opinion and I'm not getting paid to say that! Wish I was...
  9. P411 Status Can Be Bad (a joke)

    Texted a BP ad today and mentioned I was P411 with lots of ok's. Got a reply that P411 people and "hobbyists" are a bunch of perverts and pedophiles, and this gal wouldn't go near one of us, and we all publish fake reviews. More proof that P411 works.
  10. Ha!

    Av8r is blocked on my User CP. I looked up his reviews and he has maybe one? Check it out.
  11. P411 Status Can Be Bad (a joke)

    I can't believe this post still has legs. I haven't been following it, but I read the last few posts. I believe that in this business, as in all, due diligence is a necessary procedure when dealing with someone you don't know. Unless you liked getting fucked in the ass. Well, I mean I do, but not by everyone I run into to. Sometimes you just can't avoid it, either. Part of the cost of doing business in the first place is knowing people will try to fuck you over. I use Cocourts diligently when evaluating new clients and employees. Unfortunately, you can't use it when all you have is an alias. P411, Eccie, TER, Sowet, TOB are all sources of information that can help a person make a wise decision. I'd much rather know too much about person I am going to do business with than too little. And knowing nothing is just asking for trouble. And since this is a business, I think before the business transaction begins there should be a contract executed between the parties spelling out the fees charged and services provided, a money back guarantee, an Angie's List review, a copy of the providers D and B, credit report, most recent financial and bank statements, current blood test results, a list of any medical conditions and medications taken, and a copy of a birth certificate. The real issue is to legalize prostitution and give us our freedom back. This whole illegal activity stuff is pure bullshit and the remnants of some ancient religious misconception. The whole world should fuck more, and kill less. I am going to Mexico in a few weeks for a month and prostitution is legal there. What a way to live. What a perfect fucking vacation!
  12. No need to welcome me, I am an old poster with a new name. As of late, my relationships with providers seems to be crossing the line between client and friend/lover. Providers send me emails and texts and pictures and we discuss tons of topics. Sometimes they tell me they love me. They give me discounted rates and longer sessions. Sometimes we argue. Others, it's business as usual. I was talking with Gina at P411 about it and she said when the line is crossed, run! I did cross the line and fall in love with one (still am, probably), and it ended terribly. She couldn't grasp the fact that I really loved her. She didn't know why I felt "attached to her". That made me feel sad, in a way. So ladies, what should I do when the line gets crossed, presumably first by the provider? Run? Cross back over the line myself? Let nature take it's course? I have no idea why this is happening to me of recent. I am going to be 60 in May so it's got nothing to do with youth. I'm not rich. I am, however, a very experienced lover (well over 1,000 women) and it's not unusual for women to come over a dozen times with me. One woman even yelled out "Marry me!" while she was having an orgasm, lol. And she didn't speak English, this was in Playa del Carmen a month ago. No one has come out and asked me to be a sugar daddy, either. I know everyone has a different opinion, but if you could kindly share some with me that would great! I am looking for direction. I don't want to get hurt again, but it's easy for me to fall for a provider if everything is right.
  13. More Threesomes, More Threesomes

    For some good threesome reviews, read my last couple of reviews. I've been on a threesome binge.
  14. Is it my imagination or are more providers offering threesomes, and at great rates? Please ladies, keep offering them more often, I think the demand is there and it might be increasing. It is for me, anyways.
  15. P411 Status Can Be Bad (a joke)

    Sorry but I can't remember the posters ad or number, I sent out so many requests at the same time. It was BP high rockies. Also of interest is that that was the only reply I received. BP can be a tough nut to crack, I always grit my teeth and am in total desperation when I respond to one of those ads. As far as being perverts, I think it's the exact opposite. Sex is one of the healthiest activities a person can engage in. People who don't have sex are the perverts.
  16. It's too bad...

    I've had providers ask for some of my stuff, like my tablet or a computer. They didn't offer services in exchange. They didn't get what they asked for. I offered my professional services for services, but that didn't go anywhere either. Cash is king. Why even bother with anything else. Too much brain damage.
  17. I've been to Mexico before, but it wasn't until I was in Playa a month ago that I became aware prostitution is legal there. There is a brothel in town, I think it was the pleasure palace. Very clean place, somewhat reasonable prices. I went there three separate times. I had two threesomes and one solo girl. The first threesome was just so so, but the other two visits were great. Then, I discovered Chili Willies, a strip club/brothel just off the main highway. All the dancers are hookers and they have a small motel like building out back with rooms. Girls cost $200 an hour plus 70 for the room. I went there twice. The first night I had one solo girl, and one threesome. Just like the pleasure palace, the first girl was just ok. The threesome was incredible. I went back two nights later and the last girl was probably one of the best I've ever had. You had to speak Spanish to get the most out of the time and all of sudden the four years of Spanish I took in high school started coming back, and fast! I saw a few Americans who spoke no Spanish and they looked a bit foolish. I was like a kid in a candy shop at Chilli Willies. My head looked like Linda Blair in the exorcist, spinning around while surrounded by about 50 women all of whom wanted to fuck me. They try to screw you on the overpriced drinks and get you drunk, but I don't drink so that wasn't an issue for me. The staff was actually very nice to me, from the lady who sold table dance tickets (full contact table dances btw) to the servers who found out what I liked and proceeded to bring me girl after girl for my review. I'm going back in a little over a month. My favorite dancer/hooker said I could have her outside the club for $400 a day. Dreams do come true!
  18. How many women have you guys have seen? Or think that you've seen? Anyone else over a thousand here? I am not going to judge you, judgmental people suck. Just curious.
  19. How many providers have you been with?

    X, I am not "baiting you" and trying to make you look stupid. I am only looking for the truth. Baiting you never crossed my mind, and I don't do that sort of thing in the first place. Just put your money where your mouth is, that's all.
  20. How many providers have you been with?

    Mace, I'm not religious so don't worry about me discussing that. There are other boards for that sort of thing, but I wouldn't be there any way. Slap me if I get off track. Likenthrope, no worries and I appreciate your words. I was just being honest and look what happened. I love the hobby and the more the merrier, that's all. Sorry for hitting back. Oxymoron. If we bumped, I guarantee you it wasn't uglies! I never saw anything I would call other than "beautiful" come from Rick and Crystal. If you met a guy at the Holiday Inn across the street from Shotguns then yeah, it was probably me. Those were definitely the good old days. I was always trying to get Crystal to see me! She must have said no a hundred times! I never gave up! She sounded so HOT on the phone. Then Rick would answer the phone, and I'd worry she might have told him I was after her. He didn't have much of a personality, talking to him was like ordering a pizza. I was definitely a horny little bugger back then. If you saw me, you maybe do remember me! I wish I could remember you, can you jog my memory a little? I like to think I got the best of the best from Crystal, I was NEVER disappointed by her. We used to have long talks on the phone when I scheduled, got along really well. My philosophy back in the 90's was GO FOR IT. I knew one day I'd be old and unable to function any more. Now, I am "old", in the best shape of my life, and have an unlimited supply of viagra and cialis. Who would of guessed? I'm way more active now than I was then! Just wait till I'm 70, I'll be a sex guru surrounded by beautiful young girls living in a tent in the desert some where. BIG LOL! Goes to show, you NEVER know how things are going to turn out.
  21. How many providers have you been with?

    Mr. X, you wanna provide some credibility so that your comments might actually have meaning? Just dissing me all the time shows that you're a jerk and have a very sick personality. Like, who wants to wake up next to you?? Mr. Happy you definitely aren't.
  22. See, I told you. That's very funny! How about your sex life, how's that going? Any good experiences to share? Remember the purpose: Reviews, referrals, recommendations, and advice for all types of adult services. I look at this place like a sexual trip advisor. Tell me something I don't already know, or that's really interesting.
  23. How many providers have you been with?

    Oxymoron, that's incredible! And pFunk, I am with you brother. But I feel sorry for the guys who only get to fuck one woman, I could never do that. I am signing off on this thread, enough is enough.
  24. How many providers have you been with?

    Thanks Mr. Reindeer! I am anxiously awaiting a good kick in the ass from you! LOL. If you other posters still think I'm full of shit, read my reviews. I post under 911C4. The only time I will post a negative review is for a no-show. What's bad for me might be good for someone else and I don't want to fuck up someone's business just because.
  25. How many providers have you been with?

    Likenthrope. Like I'm gonna listen to a thing you say? [snip-name-calling/baiting] This is a board about "reviews, referals, recommendations and advice for all types of adult services". If dissing me makes you feel good you need help and I'm not the one to give it you. Crazy Horse! A fellow compatriot! Way to go, man. Let's talk!