tide32

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  1. Not Limited to the Kardashian's

    Did Kim once go by Tim? I lose track of who is who these days.
  2. Unexpected Orgasm

    So, you've been grinding for five minutes and she wakes up to have an orgasum!! That must have been one hell of a dream. Good thing she didn't start snoring. Could have ruined the connection in some cases.
  3. Unexpected Orgasm

    Oh Yeah!! I had one of those. When I was in the ninth grade!
  4. Your Idea Of a Perfect Provider

    I see who I expected to see when we meet and she makes me want to see her again.
  5. More Funnies

  6. Texas Elementary School Shooting

    I really don't think that any of these kids read the fine print on the volunteer form. JMHO
  7. "My Dick Gets Hard if the Wind Blows" or Not?

    Depends on the wind. I do know, that a cold wind, has this effect in my experience.
  8. Best DATY in Colorado

    It's all good to someone. Variety is the spice of life. I'll pretty much eat anything, if ya put bacon on it.
  9. Happy Birthday Heavenly Bella

    Happy Birthday Bella!!
  10. I think the boobs would be a total waste without the rest. Try and find the whole package. This guy found out the hard way.
  11. Is there a third option?
  12. Tell me about money

    You answered your own question. Go with what you can afford.
  13. Tell me about money

    Perfect. Just because something cost more doesn't mean it better. Why would I buy Under Armor when Russell is just as good. My best experiences has always been with the local ladies.
  14. WTF?

    I don't think lizards get that desperate
  15. This is my two cents. I was married to one special lady for forty five years and one night she squirted and surprised the hell out of me. I said ,where did that come from. LOL She said, it's always been there but I held it back so I wouldn't make a mess. I told her, we have more sheets, don't worry about it. From that point on, her sex drive increased ten fold and it was like a weight had been lifted off her shoulders. From that point on, I kinda felt guilty when she didn't squirt. I alway felt a little guilty because it took so long to let herself fully let herself go. I guess it's just another thing I'll have to apologize to her for, in the next life.
  16. Preferred date attire

    I usually try and dress to impress.
  17. I have to agree with Kali on this. This would only make it safer for the ladies and help weed out the bad apples that pray on the providers we say we care so much about. I would think this would be a problem easy to solve. if not, then will someone explain it to me, like i'm a three year old. JMHO. But, it's still my opinion.
  18. Wait a minute!!! That's not addiction, It's uh, it's it's . Oh shit!!
  19. 411, please

    I was thinking the same thing. She joined in 2017 and not one review. Ya can't tell me that some knucklehead wasn't listening and went ahead and posted a review. The only up side i see is, there's no bad reviews either.
  20. "Welcome Me" posts/ Fees for TOB members

    And! If a duck flies upside down, it will quack up.
  21. Gift Cards?

    Fixed it!
  22. Happy Birthday MileHi Jasmine

    Happy birthday Jasmine.