Nina Faulkner

Would you rather be extremely well endowed but can't get hard or a Vienna sausage that's hard all the time? Would you rather be a hot dog in the hallway looking at a smokin' hot face/body or a jammed packed elevator but need a bag on her head? Ladies: Would you rather spend time with an amazing lover with a booger in his nose the whole time or a freaky fetish that is built like Adonis?

Thank you all so very much! My beautiful sundance, thank you for starting this thread. You made my day!

Dagnabbit I missed this thread! Happy late birthday my beautiful friend. When can I take you out to make up for it?

Well Good Lord.

I've asked this question to a few providers and a select few clients:. What are your thoughts going in for the first time? Nervous? Excited? God forbid dreadul. What do you think will happen? Are you there for the smoke and mirrors or something more intimate? I'd live to know what goes through a gentleman's head when he makes an appointment with a fantastic lady he hasnt seen before What goes through the providers head when she accepts a new friend?

There was a similar topic recently about GFE:. Messy hair, no makeup, bad breath, bitchy attitude, hairy legs, hairy stinky pits, and period stained panties. Lets talk about our feelings during the Superbowl. And if y'all don't know why I am mad, FINE. And BTW, does this make my butt look big?? If you wanted a TRUE GFE you'd stay home. GFE, IMO (I want to use as many acronyms as possible here) means intimacy, kissing, intimate kissing, access to orifices, etc. To walk into the room and instantly feel comfortable, at ease and aroused. Just MO.

Baby, I got your slow right here .....

Dang it Good, you beat me to it!!! Happiest of birthdays my beautiful friend.

What?

Let's also remember the bad breath and the need to discuss where our relationship is heading.

I always go into a GFE session with no makeup, messy hair, hairy legs and stained painties. That way I KNOW I'm giving the complete GFE.

If it is going on in Utah also then there is a bigger problem then just here. We we're actually hoping it was centralized so that we could pinpoint the person or persons. I pity them once they are found out.

See? That's why no panties. It's does you a favor by keeping you out of trouble. You're welcome. 😉

#SeduceSomeoneIn4Words I am sooooo wet #BadThingsToHideInYourPants: Vienna sausage

#SeduceSomeoneIn4Words BJ's are my favorite Secondary:. I'm not wearing panties #BadThingsToHideInYourPants: A bag of gaucamole that won't close

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Whew! (Wiping eyes). THAT is funny shit right there

Poking? Babe. I thought we schooled you better then that. Never poke. Never. 😍😍 (Said with smartassery)

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

He doesn't have any references or reviews. His prior references pulled them. I have this asswipe in my inbox. He's going down. This makes me furious. She could have been seriously hurt it worse. Who knows how many others he's done this to that have not spoken up. Ladies, this needs to be out everywhere. Every single site including those that he isnt on.

I want her butt!!

I only have $5. Can I still get the double??

I can find some things for you to doo.........hehehe

Just curious as to what your favorite Thanksgiving traditions are, or perhaps a recipe/dish that has been in your family for as long as you can remember. Any silly Turkey day mishaps you can share?