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For $1700/hr I would try to plan the orgy thing. Imagine you and 5 girls all over each other all over you.

Survey says!? Everyone wants something different. You can please some people all the time, all people some of the time but you can't please all people all the time.

Eat. Pray. Vagina. Robin Hood: Men in Vaginas

This is nobody's business but theirs.

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I dunno. Where are you?

I'm not sure I agree with this. Since droids are a product of Google and Google has openly admitted to cooperating with LE with a no questions asked attitude. Plus the Google apps for droids are part of the open source market and Google does nothing to protect its customers from any malware embedded in the app coding. What does his mean for Android users? You're privacy just went away. Google granting LE to all their records without cause. Doesn't matter if you forward a call or email, delete your phone, etc. There is a record of it and don't fool yourself if you think tossing your phone or "deleting" its contents saves your ass. And it can all be traced right back to you. These are the reasons I don't use droids or gmail. Don't get me wrong, you aren't any more safe using different options, you are slightly less tracked which doesn't say much. Bottom line. I don't care what kind of lawyer you have, how much money you have, what you say or don't say or how much you try to cover your ass. If LE wants to bust you and make it stick, they will. If you are doing something illegal, expect to get caught. Realistically, what does busting a John accomplish? Revenue. It does nothing to solve the problem at hand. I call BS on the story as well.

You do realize this is from Billy Madison, right? (To the OP).

As stated in another thread, maybe they read up about your inheritance. This is just a recent phenomenon for you, correct?

That makes perfect sense. Sorry I didn't get the joke. I lack a sense of humor.

Been there, done that. Twice. I can talk from experience. Thanks for the suggestion though.

This doesn't make sense. You are married. There's your free sex. Just because you don't like it from her or she won't put out is a different problem. Maybe you should address that. +1. If you are old enough to die for your country giving us the freedom to hobby at will, you should be able to participate as well.

Good point.

How come there aren't more online dating profiles worded like this? It would be more honest and attractive at the same time. I like a little crazy. A lot crazy? I might fall in love.

Do you guys like this? I've noticed 9 out of 10, when I don't request specific attire, the lady dresses in lingerie. After enough times, I think I fail to notice anymore because it just doesn't do it for me. I do have a preference on clothing but a lot of times the provider doesn't seem to acknowledge my request and defaults to the common lingerie. I assume it seems trivial, but any ideas on how to bring it up more effectively? The clothing is one of the things that actually gets my motor running.